Dude, they're on the table, right where you left them.
Ah! And so they are.
Floyd, can you last nine days?
Bart's first question is my answer. On a good day.
If you meet a young lady, do you introduce yourself as Josh or Joshua?
I introduce myself as desperate and then cover my mouth so I won't choke on the dust cloud created when they take off running like Fred Flintstone.
I think it's Joshua for the young ladies and Josh for the young dudes.
Only young dudes
I still can't get my head around the idea that Floyd's name is Joshua. Or is Joshua's name Floyd? I can't even tell any more.
I was born Robert, went by Bob for short, get called Guy by most of my friends, and whimsically chose my handle as a reference to a typo on a piece of mail.
Floyd: Which quote, out of all the ones people have sigged you for, is your personal favorite?
I'm having trouble remembering many of them now since most were at least three years ago but the two that came to mind did so for different reasons. My pal senecadawg sigged my post "Oh seneca, how you've warmed my heart this evening." a very long time ago. So long that I think he even had to just manually type it himself and add quote tags since the actual post likely got killed off during a forum pruning. I think I made that post right after he'd made a hilariously out-of-character jokingly misogynistic post. The fact that we eventually met up (along with TheOutlawXanadu) for a 2013 Opeth concert added to the sentimental value since he's a really nice guy.
The other was just funny to me because it embodied my buffoonish humor perfectly. Lee Harvey Kennedy, some other posters, and I were discussing something about a (maybe hypothetical) dispute over owing someone money. I ended up saying something along the lines of "I'd just go to their house, pull out $5000, tell them it isn't for them, place the money on the lawn, drop trou, and shit on it. Perhaps I was just raised in a better family than you." Though I found it mildly amusing, a few others really seemed to eat it up and LHK sigged it.