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Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« on: June 12, 2016, 11:59:25 AM »
" SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER ! "

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What are some of your favourite Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners ?

I always laugh at

" Do you like farming ? Well here'a a couple of acres !! " and then kicks the guy in the nuts. :rollin

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2016, 12:01:04 PM »
I promised your mother I would protect you.







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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2016, 02:51:50 AM »
"Do you remember that I promised to kill you last Sully?"
-"Thats right you did..."
"I lied."
(drops guy off cliff)

Then 2 seconds later,

"What happened to Sully?"
-"I let him go"

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2016, 07:11:27 AM »
Ice to see you.
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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2016, 07:48:29 AM »
I'll be back
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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2016, 07:51:09 AM »
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2016, 08:30:07 AM »
“Let off some steam, Bennett.”
Winger would be better!

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2016, 08:31:18 AM »
-Throws knife into a guys chest-

"Stick Around"
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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2016, 08:59:29 AM »
You're one ugly motherfucker.
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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2016, 09:07:54 AM »
it's not a tumor

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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2016, 02:23:47 PM »
Consider this a divorce.

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2016, 03:07:09 PM »
“Let off some steam, Bennett.”

now with gif!

Winger would be better!

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2016, 04:05:04 PM »
Anything from Commando!!  One of my all time favorites and a movie I can watch again and again.

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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2016, 05:11:10 PM »
"A laundry service that delivers! WOW!"

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2016, 07:12:04 AM »
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres.."

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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2016, 10:11:23 AM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2016, 10:27:07 AM »
Vot das is de tink dat are doink you?
You're fired.
Well, that hit the spot.

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2016, 11:08:14 AM »
I always laugh at

" Do you like farming ? Well here'a a couple of acres !! " and then kicks the guy in the nuts. :rollin

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres.."

Note to self - read posts and not just title before posting, you idiot!  :lol

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2016, 12:00:58 AM »
"Hey, why don’t we have dinner?"
"Sure, when?"
"In a thousand years."

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2016, 12:08:09 AM »
"Hey, why don’t we have dinner?"
"Sure, when?"
"In a thousand years."

I know it's hard to pinpoint the worst part of Expendables, but that might just do it.
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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2016, 12:15:38 AM »
“Yakety Yak, don’t talk back!”

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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2016, 07:54:33 AM »
"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy."

"You have no respect for logic."

"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."

Those are all winning lines from Twins.
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Re: Your Favourite Arnie One Liners !!
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2016, 08:15:06 AM »


"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"