When my son was four, he and I went to the Natural History Museum. As we were leaving the parking lot we had this conversation.
Him: Daddy, if our planet is Earth, and Mars is Mars, what's the name of the moon.
Me: That's a good question. Some people call the moon Luna, but I'm pretty sure it's name is just the Moon.
Him: But other moons have names.
Me: They do, but ours is just called the Moon.
Him: When I get big I'm gonna name it Big Loopy Moon.
Me: Oh yeah? But I think it already has a name.
Him: I know, I just named it Big Loopy Moon.
When he was 6, I had been traveling and picked him up from school one day. He was excited to see me, but was kind of bummed out otherwise. As we were driving, I glanced in the rear view mirror and he had his head propped up on his hand while his elbow rested on the edge of his car seat. He looked forlorn.
Me: Hey dude, you okay back there?
Him: *sigh* Yeah...
Me: What's going on? You seem sad.
Him: Dad, me and this girl Sarah like each other at recess, and she's moving away. Today was her last day at school. And she has blonde hair and blue eyes.
(He likes blondes...at SIX. Lol)
Me: Oh, I'm sorry buddy. That happens sometimes. People have to move away. But maybe someone new will move in and you can be friends with them. Or maybe Sarah didn't move too far away and you can see her when you get older and go to middle school. (We'd already had the discussion about how multiple elementary schools feed into middle school, then junior and senior high)
Him:Yeah...the winds of change.
Me: WHAT!?! Buddy, where did you hear that?
Him: I didn't hear it anywhere, hey Dad can we go to the park?
Me: Absolutely!
( I remember thinking, "Jesus, there's an old man living in there")
But the most glaring difference is my now 19 year old college student has a different interpretation as to what "I'm busy right now, I'll call you later" means. I take it that it means later that day. His interpretation is obviously later, whenever he gets around to thinking about it, after class and he gets off work, and oh yeah there's a party tonight, and damn gotta work a double shift at the pizza parlour today, and my roommate and I are gonna shoot hoops, and I've gotta workout before we go to the next party, and I've gotta work again--later. Being a new "empty nester" sucks massive balls.
*sigh* The winds of change, indeed.