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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2016, 01:53:00 PM »
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You know it's creepy as all hell when Tio is weirded out.

Shit, what does it say about me that I posted it...

It tells me to get my shots when we go out drinking. :lol
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2016, 01:54:34 PM »
If I had anything to give you, you would have caught it by now.  :-*
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2016, 02:14:21 PM »
 :lol

Correct grammar?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2016, 02:17:00 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 22, 2016, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: TioJorge on February 22, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
Wow...

Also...Nope...that Bieber poster hanging on your wife's wall is still fucking weird, dude. Unless you're married to a 15 year old in which case there is something else wrong. Either way, everyone in that article is fucking weird. No way around it.

Lexxi Foxx has a poster of Bieber in his dressing room.  If it's okay for Lexxi, then it's okay for the wife in question.
*looks at pic of Lexxi Foxx*

WTF
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2016, 02:25:57 PM »
Hef, you should see him live. :lol

The bonus though is that you will see boobs.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2016, 02:27:09 PM »
Was expecting the usual tired string of puns, but instead, there's just the one legendary one.

Also, I have no idea how long sperm stays potent, but who in their right mind would gift a clearly somewhat interesting woman their batter?
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2016, 07:13:16 PM »
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2016, 08:32:28 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 22, 2016, 02:25:57 PM
Hef, you should see him live. :lol
No, I don't think so.

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 22, 2016, 02:25:57 PM
The bonus though is that you will see boobs.
....still no.
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2016, 10:55:30 AM »
I bet she got inspired by that Between The Buried And Me song :P
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2016, 12:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Sacul on February 23, 2016, 10:55:30 AM
I bet she got inspired by that Between The Buried And Me song :P

I'm not a fan of BTBAM, so I can only imagine what the name of that song is if it inspired THAT behavior. 
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2016, 12:08:09 PM »
Quote from: Sacul on February 23, 2016, 10:55:30 AM
I bet she got inspired by that Between The Buried And Me song :P
White Walls?  :lol
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2016, 12:42:59 PM »
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2016, 12:43:40 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on February 23, 2016, 08:32:28 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 22, 2016, 02:25:57 PM
Hef, you should see him live. :lol
No, I don't think so.

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 22, 2016, 02:25:57 PM
The bonus though is that you will see boobs.
....still no.

Yeah, Hef and I will sit this one out. But you go, have fun.   :lol
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2016, 01:54:42 PM »
It was and I'd see them again.  Seriously you'd guy would have a blast.  Of I forgot, chicks making out as well.  Giggity.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2016, 01:59:26 PM »
Fuck Ringling Bros. Steel Panther is the Greatest Show on Earth.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2016, 02:22:31 PM »
I'm glad you like them.

They have no appeal for me.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2016, 10:20:31 AM »
That wallpaper is nuts.


Best I could think of.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #52 on: February 28, 2016, 11:28:46 AM »
Looks like she's daydreaming of men's junk.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #53 on: March 11, 2016, 01:13:20 AM »
Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM
Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls
Post of the year right here.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #54 on: March 11, 2016, 01:17:54 AM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on March 11, 2016, 01:13:20 AM
Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM
Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls
Post of the year right here.
Absolutely
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #55 on: March 11, 2016, 04:59:03 AM »
Speaking of walls...



One hopes that those dirty socks are from his feet.

And that he gets medical help.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2016, 11:06:36 AM »
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Plus, our guess is that her bedroom smells terrible.
Yeah no shit. :lol
With 1,921 condoms, I wouldn't be so sure.

Also, 10 sentences, 7 different condom euphemisms.   :tup
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #57 on: March 11, 2016, 10:15:08 PM »
Quote from: ZKX-2099 on February 28, 2016, 10:20:31 AM
That wallpaper is nuts.


Best I could think of.


I'd call it more of a cream.
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2016, 10:48:12 PM »
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2016, 10:15:37 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on March 11, 2016, 10:15:08 PM
Quote from: ZKX-2099 on February 28, 2016, 10:20:31 AM
That wallpaper is nuts.


Best I could think of.


I'd call it more of a cream.

Come on...
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #60 on: March 13, 2016, 11:21:25 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on March 11, 2016, 10:15:08 PM
Quote from: ZKX-2099 on February 28, 2016, 10:20:31 AM
That wallpaper is nuts.


Best I could think of.


I'd call it more of a cream.

More like Junk Art.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2016, 12:55:12 PM »
Does she use Dulux or Durex paint :-D
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2016, 12:56:41 AM »
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Re: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2016, 08:13:47 PM »
Were all these men in the navy ?


Because she sure likes Nailing Seamen :neverusethis:
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