Author Topic: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall (Read 6602 times)

Prog Snob · « **on:** February 22, 2016, 06:10:58 AM »

Just when you thought you've heard everything...

https://www.mandatory.com/2016/02/18/weird-news-norwegian-woman-hangs-her-used-condom-collection-on/

Calvin6s · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2016, 06:13:50 AM »

Don't even want to click the link for fear of a pic.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2016, 06:16:44 AM »

Quote from: Calvin6s on February 22, 2016, 06:13:50 AM

Don't even want to click the link for fear of a pic.

There's a pic right at the top of the page, so wise decision.

The article itself is great though.

Bolsters · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2016, 06:22:08 AM »

Quote

Plus, our guess is that her bedroom smells terrible.

Yeah no shit.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2016, 06:26:33 AM »

I can't say the cumulative smell of 2,000 other dude's stanky smile is the most enticing way to get more men into the bedroom.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2016, 06:30:45 AM »

I don't care how gorgeous she is, I could not date her. The hygiene from that alone would send my OCD/anxiety into a nitrous oxide based overdrive.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2016, 06:44:30 AM »

It's like a carnival. She just needs darts.

Dublagent66 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:10:05 AM »

Hey, have you heard of the acronym TMI?

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:11:55 AM »

Whatever floats your boat I guess. I color outside the lines myself, but in different ways, so I am not one to judge.

But in this specific case, I would turn around and walk away real fast If I walked into that bedroom. Its not happening.

Chino · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:15:30 AM »

I know a girl that used to sell her underwear on craigslist. She'd get anywhere from $25-$40 for a regular pair. She'd have guys offer her $100+ for ones with period blood on them or $200 for one covered in orgasm juices.

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:19:22 AM »

I'm just gonna use "plow session" from now on, seems more relevant than sexy time for me these days.

Hyperplex · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:22:01 AM »

I guess this gives new meaning to the term "The Wailing Wall"...?

Prog Snob · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:23:56 AM »

Quote from: Dublagent66 on February 22, 2016, 07:10:05 AM

Hey, have you heard of the acronym TMI?

That's Might Impressive.

I'll keep that in mind.

7deg_inner_happiness · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2016, 07:35:17 AM »

Gonna need a bigger bedroom to get to 10,000. Just sayin.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:05:46 AM »

What in the blue fuck

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:06:19 AM »

So, are those walls considered to be spackled now?

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM »

Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:19:42 AM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM

Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls

lol

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:24:36 AM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM

Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls

Oh.

My.

God.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:36:44 AM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM

Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls

Zydar · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:42:33 AM »

Chino · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:58:36 AM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM

Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls

This might be one of the best puns in the history of the internet.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2016, 09:09:03 AM »

Quote from: Chino on February 22, 2016, 08:58:36 AM

Quote from: TheSilentHam on February 22, 2016, 08:13:28 AM
Well, they are obviously load-bearing walls

This might be one of the best puns in the history of the internet.

Stadler · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2016, 09:24:01 AM »

I don't know if everyone got this or not, but.. they're not just hers. Meaning, well, I don't have to explain that. But I can sort of, maybe, in an odd way, see it if they were HER conquests, as a sort of odd, twisted memento. But others? Wha??

King Postwhore · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2016, 09:37:02 AM »

Hears neighbors through the walls

Knocks on doors when they finished.

Asked for used condoms.

The look on other's faces........

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #25 on:** February 22, 2016, 10:25:34 AM »

Also, the article isn't really clear on the subject, but I hope to god she's cleaning them out first.

CDrice · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2016, 11:24:42 AM »

After a long journey, the seaman came in his woman's place only to be stopped by a robber. They both asked the loaded wife which one she loved, but she decided to leave them hanging.

mike099 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2016, 11:30:10 AM »

Someone ought to send the 'Hoarders' folks to her place.

TioJorge · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2016, 12:04:09 PM »

Wow...

Also...Nope...that Bieber poster hanging on your wife's wall is still fucking weird, dude. Unless you're married to a 15 year old in which case there is something else wrong. Either way, everyone in that article is fucking weird. No way around it.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #29 on:** February 22, 2016, 12:09:59 PM »

You know it's creepy as all hell when Tio is weirded out.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #30 on:** February 22, 2016, 01:13:28 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 22, 2016, 12:09:59 PM

You know it's creepy as all hell when Tio is weirded out.

Shit, what does it say about me that I posted it...

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #31 on:** February 22, 2016, 01:20:04 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on February 22, 2016, 12:04:09 PM

Wow...

Also...Nope...that Bieber poster hanging on your wife's wall is still fucking weird, dude. Unless you're married to a 15 year old in which case there is something else wrong. Either way, everyone in that article is fucking weird. No way around it.

Lexxi Foxx has a poster of Bieber in his dressing room. If it's okay for Lexxi, then it's okay for the wife in question.

Chino · « **Reply #32 on:** February 22, 2016, 01:23:22 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 22, 2016, 01:20:04 PM

Quote from: TioJorge on February 22, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
Wow...

Also...Nope...that Bieber poster hanging on your wife's wall is still fucking weird, dude. Unless you're married to a 15 year old in which case there is something else wrong. Either way, everyone in that article is fucking weird. No way around it.

Lexxi Foxx has a poster of Bieber in his dressing room. If it's okay for Lexxi, then it's okay for the wife in question.

This is Lexxi Foxxx for those of you who don't know.

TioJorge · « **Reply #33 on:** February 22, 2016, 01:32:29 PM »

You're on the fringes, Prog...tread lightly. Once you step into that muck, you don't come back.

@ the last couple posts. I didn't know, Chino...I...didn't know...*shivers*

After a quick Google of him...I never knew Axel Rose and Steven Tyler had a kid together! The more you know.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #34 on:** February 22, 2016, 01:33:38 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on February 22, 2016, 01:32:29 PM

You're on the fringes, Prog...tread lightly. Once you step into that muck, you don't come back.

@ the last couple posts. I didn't know, Chino...I...didn't know...*shivers*

After a quick Google of him...I never knew Axel Rose and Steven Tyler had a kid together! The more you know.

Oh, my friend. If you've read some of my writing, you'd know I passed that line years ago.

Quote from: Chino on February 22, 2016, 01:23:22 PM

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 22, 2016, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: TioJorge on February 22, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
Wow...

Also...Nope...that Bieber poster hanging on your wife's wall is still fucking weird, dude. Unless you're married to a 15 year old in which case there is something else wrong. Either way, everyone in that article is fucking weird. No way around it.

Lexxi Foxx has a poster of Bieber in his dressing room. If it's okay for Lexxi, then it's okay for the wife in question.

This is Lexxi Foxxx for those of you who don't know.
*snip*

Well, certainly not someone I would use as a basis for comparison.

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Author Topic: Woman Collects Used Condoms And Hangs Them On Her Wall (Read 6602 times)

Calvin6s