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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #245 on: March 17, 2016, 08:01:57 AM »
So the Pats now have a new tight end duo .

Hopefully this one doesn't start murdering people   :xbones

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #246 on: March 17, 2016, 08:37:34 AM »
 :lol

Touche Bill.  Touche.

But still, Butt Fumble.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #247 on: March 17, 2016, 10:43:34 AM »
So the Pats now have a new tight end duo .

Hopefully this one doesn't start murdering people   :xbones
Martellus is a really, really, REALLY strange guy (read some of his interviews :lol). But he probably won't go that far.

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #248 on: March 17, 2016, 11:32:40 AM »
You should his tweet to Tom Brady.  It was hilarious! :lol
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #249 on: March 17, 2016, 12:02:36 PM »
What should we his tweet?
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #250 on: March 17, 2016, 12:03:40 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #251 on: March 17, 2016, 12:13:45 PM »
What should we his tweet?

"See" you son of a.... :lol
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #252 on: March 17, 2016, 12:35:31 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #253 on: March 17, 2016, 05:28:33 PM »
:lol

Touche Bill.  Touche.

But still, Butt Fumble.

But still, current Super Bowl champs.

Sorry, had to do it. :biggrin:

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #254 on: March 17, 2016, 05:31:31 PM »
And well deserved. Don't worry Kev, the Mark Sanchez era is upon you. :lol










I know he won't start.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #255 on: March 17, 2016, 05:33:03 PM »
Heh, he will be a backup.  But hey, it's still the same Mark Sanchez who is 1-0 against Tom Brady in playoff games... :hat


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« Reply #256 on: March 17, 2016, 05:35:03 PM »
Yeah, he was the reason they won that game. :lol


He can have the one game.  I'll take the 4 rings.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #257 on: March 17, 2016, 05:35:35 PM »
Heh, he will be a backup.  But hey, it's still the same Mark Sanchez who is 1-0 against Tom Brady in playoff games... :hat

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #258 on: March 17, 2016, 05:36:30 PM »
Yeah, he was the reason they won that game. :lol


He can have the one game.  I'll take the 4 rings.

I would, too.  Playful jabs aside. :tup :tup

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #259 on: March 17, 2016, 05:37:46 PM »
Heh, he will be a backup.  But hey, it's still the same Mark Sanchez who is 1-0 against Tom Brady in playoff games... :hat

What a great moment in my life that was.

That was one of those "Is this really happening?" games.  No way should New England have lost that game, yet they did.  The Jets came to play that day.  And then they laid down for the Steelers the following week, in typical Rex Ryan fashion.

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« Reply #260 on: March 17, 2016, 05:45:31 PM »
Yeah, he was the reason they won that game. :lol


He can have the one game.  I'll take the 4 rings.

I would, too.  Playful jabs aside. :tup :tup

But of course!

It still is fresh in my mind walking out of the stadium thinking what a wasted opportunity.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #261 on: March 17, 2016, 05:49:23 PM »
Imagine being a Bengals fan two months ago. :lol :lol

Speaking of them, no one is talking about it - because, why would they, they are the Bengals :lol - but they have lost their number 2 and 3 WRs to free agency.  Gonna make it tough for them to win that division again, especially with the Ravens likely to contend again (unless they get crushed by injuries again).

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« Reply #262 on: March 17, 2016, 06:19:39 PM »
They had that game against the Steelers.   The lack of discipline did them in.  Far from the Boomer Esiason lead team.
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« Reply #263 on: March 17, 2016, 08:54:06 PM »
Boomer Esiason is an a-hole.

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #264 on: March 17, 2016, 09:52:43 PM »
I'm glad Noah Webster is fucking dead.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #265 on: March 17, 2016, 11:00:51 PM »
What should we his tweet?

The CORRECT answer is "Accidentally the whole thing." Jingle Dingle... I am disappoint. :lol

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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #266 on: March 18, 2016, 04:08:56 AM »
Boomer Esiason is an a-hole.

I never got that from him.  His asshole level is much lower than others.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #267 on: March 18, 2016, 07:59:14 AM »
Boomer Esiason is an a-hole.

I never got that from him.  His asshole level is much lower than others.

He has never come off as an asshole to me.  I listen to Boomer and Carton sometimes and he is easily the "not asshole" of the two, but granted that is a radio play on how the two interact.

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« Reply #268 on: March 18, 2016, 04:44:06 PM »
Boomer Esiason is an a-hole.

I never got that from him.  His asshole level is much lower than others.

Okay, but I didn't say he was the BIGGEST a-hole.

Just an a-hole in general.

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« Reply #269 on: March 18, 2016, 05:40:53 PM »
If there was a meter from 1 to 100 Boomer would be a 10.  I know a billion more players and ex players worse.
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« Reply #270 on: March 18, 2016, 07:05:22 PM »
If there was a meter from 1 to 100 Boomer would be a 10.  I know a billion more players and ex players worse.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #271 on: March 18, 2016, 07:13:19 PM »
Could it really be as bad as this article suggests for Okung?

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/3/18/11264270/russell-okung-contract-broncos-details-oh-god-why

There's got to be another side to the story.  Right?
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« Reply #272 on: March 19, 2016, 01:16:36 AM »
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #274 on: March 21, 2016, 09:21:04 AM »
:rollin  That would be AMAZING.
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Re: 2016 NFL THREAD - Free Agency
« Reply #275 on: March 23, 2016, 09:50:22 AM »
NFL approves ejection proposal for 1-year trial

I think this is a good rule, and frankly it seems strange that there wasn't already some form of it in place.

Also approved was making the starting place for a touchback on a kickoff the 25 instead of the 20.  Thoughts?
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« Reply #276 on: March 23, 2016, 09:57:55 AM »
The ejection rule makes senes, reminds me of the Giants vs. Panthers game where that should have happened so I'm fine with it... but I can't stand the kick off rule changes even if I understand it's for safety.

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« Reply #277 on: March 23, 2016, 10:01:41 AM »
I don't like the ejection rule.  I think refs should just exercise the discretion they already have to eject a player if the player crosses the line.  But making it "automatic" can easily result in some unfair ejections.  Refs already had discretion to eject players, so I'm not sure why this is even needed.  I think the NFL should have simply trained refs to enforce their ejection powers if they felt players were being dirty and flagrantly disregarding safety.

I don't generally like monkeying with rules, especially those that alter longstanding mechanics of the game.  The touchback rule falls squarely into that category.  But that said, that is an interesting one, and I kinda like it because I think it will result in fewer kicks out of the back of the endzone, which means more actual returns, which means more fun.
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« Reply #278 on: March 23, 2016, 11:09:03 AM »

I don't generally like monkeying with rules, especially those that alter longstanding mechanics of the game.  The touchback rule falls squarely into that category.  But that said, that is an interesting one, and I kinda like it because I think it will result in fewer kicks out of the back of the endzone, which means more actual returns, which means more fun.

I think this is kind of the opposite. It moves where you start with the ball after you take a touchback from the 20 out to the 25, giving teams less of an incentive to attempt a return.
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« Reply #279 on: March 23, 2016, 11:15:32 AM »

I don't generally like monkeying with rules, especially those that alter longstanding mechanics of the game.  The touchback rule falls squarely into that category.  But that said, that is an interesting one, and I kinda like it because I think it will result in fewer kicks out of the back of the endzone, which means more actual returns, which means more fun.

I think this is kind of the opposite. It moves where you start with the ball after you take a touchback from the 20 out to the 25, giving teams less of an incentive to attempt a return.

I think what Bosk1 is on to is that by moving the ball to the 25 after a touchback, they could tempt some of the teams to explore kicking it in front of the endzone so they don't have to yield a quarter of the field before the first play. It's a matter of the kickers being able to place the ball, even though that's much trickier to do for them than it is for punters for multiple reasons. I could see the Pats or Steelers toying with this idea.