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2 Broke Girls
« on: January 06, 2016, 10:20:59 AM »
This might be one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2016, 12:15:53 PM »
I agree.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2016, 12:33:04 PM »
100% agree. The wife and I watched when it first started because of the good reviews it was getting. I was honestly disgusted with how the characters made it seem ok to be whores and their overall portrayal of women in general. The fact that it is so popular is another reason why my faith in society is decreasing.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2016, 12:34:31 PM »
I left work in the middle of the day with some sort of debilitating stomach bug and spent the rest of the day and into the night watching bad tv.  I don't think it is a coincidence that, shortly after watching half of an episode (first time ever), I began retching violently to the point that I think I may have ruptured a vocal cord.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2016, 12:49:26 PM »
Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2016, 12:53:21 PM »
I tried watching it but couldn't get through one episode. Kat Denning is beautiful but I can't get through the dialogue at all. It's like a bunch of college jocks got together to write a show with as many campy sexual innuendos as possible.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2016, 12:56:13 PM »
Since my first time seeing even a partial episode was less than two days ago, this is a VERY timely thread.  I was bewildered by how bad I thought the show was given my understanding that it was pretty popular.  It is reassuring to know that others think it really is as bad as I think it is.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2016, 01:02:38 PM »
Gawd, I'm glad you said that, Chino; I was really worried for you for a second there when I saw the thread. Yep, not even Kat Denning's tits could save this one; and there's places I can see a lot more of her than what's on this show soooo that's it for this one! Except not cause people have shit taste.

But hey, reality shows survive for years on end so it's not TOO surprising that this acidic bile pile of steaming shit is still on. Boy oh boy does Denning have an incredible rack though. Considering her acting, that is pretty much all I'd watch her for.  :| :tup

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2016, 04:58:48 AM »
This show would fit right in with the Disney Channel's drek.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2016, 03:09:07 PM »
I saw this thread and immediate thought "wait, there's a person amongst this somewhat enlightened group of DT fans that actually likes this show? Enough to start a thread about it?" Glad to see that I was wrong.

Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.
If I recall correctlyl, those two girls absolutely despise each other. The aforementioned tits are a big part of the reason why.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2016, 03:18:47 PM »
It's like Doctor Pepper.  You forget how bad it is, you grab one, take one sip and spit it out all over your TV.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2016, 03:28:31 PM »
Thank you peeps for realizing this show is utter garbage. Cliche one liners poorly delivered. Terrible show.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2016, 04:45:18 PM »
I saw this thread and immediate thought "wait, there's a person amongst this somewhat enlightened group of DT fans that actually likes this show? Enough to start a thread about it?" Glad to see that I was wrong.

Pretty sure the only thing keeping it on the air is the brunette's tits. Neither of them are funny and the script is just rapid fire perverted laugh track jokes.
If I recall correctlyl, those two girls absolutely despise each other. The aforementioned tits are a big part of the reason why.

I don't think that last part is true. Kat tweets about hanging out with her all the time and they act like besties. I suppose it could be a front, but I've never seen anything to make me believe they don't get along.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2016, 05:04:30 PM »
If there is anyone on the forum who likes this show, chances are these opening posts regarding the show probably silenced them.   :lol

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2016, 05:28:13 PM »
Man, I didn't think of that. Damn it...that was Chino's plan all along and WE FUCKED UP, GUYS.

Quick, delete and make a new page so we can crucify those fuckers! DAMN YOUR OPINIONS TO HELL!

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2016, 11:00:26 AM »
beth behrs is hot tho
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2016, 02:10:15 AM »
Couldn't agree more on everyone's posts about this show. Gave it a shot one day, couldn't believe how bad it was. It is pathetic how popular it is.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2016, 07:40:38 AM »
This was playing at the gym at work the other day without sound and I remember thinking it'd be nice to rub one out to it but I don't remember why.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2016, 08:59:30 AM »
With such unanimous opinions, I wonder why this is still on? Maybe it is a big hit with the other gender?

I have to hear an add for the flipping show every time I have CBS Sports radio on, and every time it's not funny.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2016, 08:04:21 AM »
All of you suck.  I love this show.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2016, 08:07:30 AM »
All of you suck.  I love this show.

2 main reasons?
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2016, 08:09:16 AM »
They certainly help, but I'm still like 12 years old mentally.  Dirty jokes amuse me.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2016, 08:14:07 AM »
All of you suck.  I love this show.

2 main reasons?

Left boob and right boob.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2016, 08:32:09 AM »
All of you suck.  I love this show.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2016, 08:39:01 AM »
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2016, 12:45:17 PM »
They certainly help, but I'm still like 12 years old mentally.  Dirty jokes amuse me.

They amuse me too, but I think this show overdoes it. Every other sentence is an innuendo so when it's expected, it loses it's magic for me.  Kat Denning was the only reason why I even checked the show out.  If this couldn't save it for me, nothing will.   :lol


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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2016, 12:58:41 PM »
I married a beautiful, well-endowed brunette who's okay with Steel Panther's extremely dirty lyrics.  It should come as no real stretch of the imagination that I'd like this show.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2016, 01:09:04 PM »
I mean, if Dennings walked around topless the whole show, I'd be an avid viewer. It's just...the world...isn't perfect.  :sadpanda:

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2016, 01:11:41 PM »
I mean, if Dennings walked around topless the whole show, I'd be an avid viewer. It's just...the world...isn't perfect.  :sadpanda:

That's because we live in a society where a show can exist and make non-stop blowjob jokes till the cows come home, but the sight of a nipple will poison the children like Flint.

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« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2016, 01:13:03 PM »
I married a beautiful, well-endowed brunette who's okay with Steel Panther's extremely dirty lyrics.  It should come as no real stretch of the imagination that I'd like this show.

 :lol

You're going to make me give it another chance, you know that right?  Just because I'm thinking of how depraved Californication is, and that's my favorite show. Though I think the plot lines in Californication are wayyy more depraved than any episode of 2 Broke Girls could be.

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« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2016, 01:15:40 PM »
That's because we live in a society where a show can exist and make non-stop blowjob jokes till the cows come home, but the site of a nipple will poison the children like Flint.

For one of the most advanced countries in the world, we sure are f*cking behind the rest of the world in our views about the human body and seeing one.  I don't get it.


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You're going to make me give it another chance, you know that right?  Just because I'm thinking of how depraved Californication is, and that's my favorite show. Though I think the plot lines in Californication are wayyy more depraved than any episode of 2 Broke Girls could be.

I have no doubt.  :lol

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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2016, 01:24:22 PM »

For one of the most advanced countries in the world, we sure are f*cking behind the rest of the world in our views about the human body and seeing one.  I don't get it.


I think people are wayyy uptight about sex and nudity in this country.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2016, 01:25:28 PM »
That's because we live in a society where a show can exist and make non-stop blowjob jokes till the cows come home, but the site of a nipple will poison the children like Flint.

For one of the most advanced countries in the world, we sure are f*cking behind the rest of the world in our views about the human body and seeing one.  I don't get it.

You can thank the Separatist Puritans for that.

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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2016, 08:36:52 PM »
It's funny. I love watching old sitcoms, and I've been watching Threes Company for the last week or two, which is essentially the 1977 version of that show. From what I've seen and heard about 2BG, nothing about that show would amuse me. Threes Company was actually somewhat funny. Good writers have known for centuries that while well placed crudity can be good for a huge laugh here and there, it's cheap and easy to overdo. Innuendo is what works for the big picture. It just requires a less lazy audience, willing to look for the humor rather than being dick-slapped by it.

And add to that, Threes Company had better T&A, for much the same reason.
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Re: 2 Broke Girls
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2016, 02:27:33 PM »
Yep, still awesome.