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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2016, 12:01:44 PM »
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2016, 12:04:48 PM »
Boxers.

Recently, I've been obsessed with these--I haven't gone back since trying them:
Duluth Trading Company's Buck Naked Underwear. So comfortable
https://www.duluthtrading.com/store/product/mens-buck-naked-performance-boxers-67019.aspx?processor=content

They also have their Armachillo line which is has cooling fabric for those hot days.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2016, 12:23:11 PM »
I too wear the boxer briefs. As has been mentioned before, boxer shorts feel like you're wearing a pair of shorts under your pants, and personally all the boxers I've had had a seam running down the middle, and then as the day goes on the seam goes up and forces the boys apart in a most uncomfortable fashion.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2016, 04:43:29 PM »
All this kilt talk reminded me of this...

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2016, 08:35:05 PM »
Boxers.

I have a T.M.I. question. Even with my switch more than half my life ago, I have some itching from time to time. I always thought the sitcom jokes were true about "jock itch" being with briefs, but based on my experience no. Am I alone here, with a bigger medial issue?
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2016, 09:36:58 PM »
Boxers. I have boxer-briefs, but they are in the back of the drawer and only come out if I am behind on my laundry.

Duluth Trading Company's Buck Naked Underwear.

I wonder if they were invented by a porn star.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2019, 09:10:18 AM »
I didn't want to start a new thread, but a survey was just released on how almost 50% of Americans wear the same underwear for more than a day, and 13% wear the same underwear for a week or more.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-change-underwear-tommyjohn-survey-20190815-2jmi33jahvbi3eytrtpfydzxqm-story.html

I know this is not a really good "study" since it was only 1000 people surveyed and it doesn't specify location or anything, but interesting nonetheless.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2019, 09:14:33 AM »
I didn't want to start a new thread, but a survey was just released on how almost 50% of Americans wear the same underwear for more than a day, and 13% wear the same underwear for a week or more.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-change-underwear-tommyjohn-survey-20190815-2jmi33jahvbi3eytrtpfydzxqm-story.html

I know this is not a really good "study" since it was only 1000 people surveyed and it doesn't specify location or anything, but interesting nonetheless.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2019, 09:56:32 AM »
I didn't want to start a new thread, but a survey was just released on how almost 50% of Americans wear the same underwear for more than a day, and 13% wear the same underwear for a week or more.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-change-underwear-tommyjohn-survey-20190815-2jmi33jahvbi3eytrtpfydzxqm-story.html

I know this is not a really good "study" since it was only 1000 people surveyed and it doesn't specify location or anything, but interesting nonetheless.

And to answer the original question in the thread (which I somehow missed 3 years ago?).. Performance (compression?) boxer briefs are my jam.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2019, 10:15:09 AM »
Boxers have hands down been the most comfortable option that i’ve ever tried.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2019, 10:31:11 AM »
After reading the thread, it looks like I need to try the boxers/briefs combo...
It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2019, 02:28:23 PM »
I guess I'm the weird one here, I wear white briefs, although they're not tight.  I hate the feeling of anything on the top part of my legs other than outerwear, especially on hot California days.  I don't need the extra layer.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2019, 06:40:41 PM »
I've never worn underwear more than once a day except for I think once where I was incredibly sick and couldn't get out bed

I'd rather go commando than wear underwear twice in a row.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2019, 04:11:35 PM »
What are you eating under there?  :lol   Never understood the concept of boxer shorts.  No support whatsoever.  Do guys really like their junk flopping around all over the place?  :rollin
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2019, 07:03:25 PM »
Never understood the concept of boxer shorts.  No support whatsoever.  Do guys really like their junk flopping around all over the place?  :rollin

Settle down Kramer.  :biggrin: I think the pant selection goes a long way to ensure we aren't flopping around unduly whilst wearing boxers.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2019, 07:37:26 PM »
What are you eating under there?  :lol   Never understood the concept of boxer shorts.  No support whatsoever.  Do guys really like their junk flopping around all over the place?  :rollin

And sticking to my leg.  Gross.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2019, 08:12:16 PM »
I work a job where I sweat a lot. I cannot imagine going to work in tighty whiteys. First, your junk's all bunched up and can't breathe. Second, that smell at the end of the day as you peel that vile, moist cloth that's been hugging your junk and farts all day. Plus I have massive legs. Gotta be able to move. Boxers are f'ing awesome and super comfortable.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2019, 08:56:30 PM »
I am so sorry I just read that post. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2019, 09:01:34 PM »
I've worn boxers for as long as I can remember. I did try tighty whities one single time when I was a teenager and it was the last time. I could barely get through one day. There were so maddeningly uncomfortable and I was always aware of them. Maybe if I wore them from day one, it would be different, but it was definitely not happening.

Even having wear speedos on the swim team sucked, so really boxers have been the only thing I can deal with. 

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« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2019, 10:32:05 PM »
I can't understand boxers...but for a completely different reason. 

I wear my pants fairly tight.   Not skin tight, but fairly tight.   I suppose it's because I know I've got "America's Ass" and why on earth would I hide that.    And baggy pants just look like you've **** your drawers anyway, and I don't want to look like that.   

So boxers just bunch up and make me look like I'm smuggling something.   I want something that hugs me in slightly better than that. 
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2019, 07:15:19 AM »
I go hybrid.  Tight enough so that I'm not flippin or floppin; extended thigh coverage is necessary though.  As a kid (with tighty-whitey's) I was constantly fighting 'hungry-bum'.  Not much worse than being in high-school, and routinely picking at your ass.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2019, 08:31:02 AM »
Never understood the concept of boxer shorts.  No support whatsoever.  Do guys really like their junk flopping around all over the place?  :rollin

Settle down Kramer.  :biggrin: I think the pant selection goes a long way to ensure we aren't flopping around unduly whilst wearing boxers.

Oh, you mean yoga pants?  :p  :rollin
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2019, 09:04:55 AM »
Boxers or boxer-briefs, the boxers have more room but the boxer-briefs are a bit more comfortable.  It's kind of whatever I just grab  from my drawer though.  And I change them, every single day.  That's nasty if you don't.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2019, 10:40:54 AM »
Usually commando, but If I do throw on chonies they're Boxer-Briefs

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #59 on: August 22, 2019, 10:57:29 AM »
For the life of me, I cannot imagine wearing the same underprotection for more than one day; commando it would be if I had no other choice.  Easy access anyway  :biggrin:

Boxer-briefs for me (32- Cool and Under Armour mostly).
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #60 on: August 22, 2019, 06:13:50 PM »
I work a job where I sweat a lot. I cannot imagine going to work in tighty whiteys. First, your junk's all bunched up and can't breathe. Second, that smell at the end of the day as you peel that vile, moist cloth that's been hugging your junk and farts all day. Plus I have massive legs. Gotta be able to move. Boxers are f'ing awesome and super comfortable.

I wear boxerbriefs but they're not cotton, they're "microfiber" (polyester/lycra/spandex) which is what athletic shirts are made from, so they breathe beautifully (cotton does not breathe, despite what popular opinion may have you believe, because why do all athletes not wear cotton if it's so great?, plus I know what I'm talking about regarding athletic clothing) and feel nice and silky.  They also last way longer than cotton so even though they cost more they're a better value in the long run.

https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Champion-Mens-Active-Performance-3-Pack-Regular-Boxer-Brief-XL-Black-Surf-The/37TCIVBID7KP

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #61 on: August 22, 2019, 06:50:06 PM »
Yeah, but like, still. I don't like my junk being all bunched up.  :lol
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #62 on: September 03, 2019, 08:48:04 AM »
I wear my pants fairly tight.   Not skin tight, but fairly tight.   I suppose it's because I know I've got "America's Ass" and why on earth would I hide that. 
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #63 on: September 03, 2019, 10:01:05 AM »
I work a job where I sweat a lot. I cannot imagine going to work in tighty whiteys. First, your junk's all bunched up and can't breathe. Second, that smell at the end of the day as you peel that vile, moist cloth that's been hugging your junk and farts all day. Plus I have massive legs. Gotta be able to move. Boxers are f'ing awesome and super comfortable.

I wear boxerbriefs but they're not cotton, they're "microfiber" (polyester/lycra/spandex) which is what athletic shirts are made from, so they breathe beautifully (cotton does not breathe, despite what popular opinion may have you believe, because why do all athletes not wear cotton if it's so great?, plus I know what I'm talking about regarding athletic clothing) and feel nice and silky.  They also last way longer than cotton so even though they cost more they're a better value in the long run.

https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Champion-Mens-Active-Performance-3-Pack-Regular-Boxer-Brief-XL-Black-Surf-The/37TCIVBID7KP


I like those as well. I like feeling cool, and these work great.

I don't mind either Boxers or Briefs. Usually depends on the weather and how I just feel thay day.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #64 on: September 04, 2019, 01:26:30 PM »
I wear my pants fairly tight.   Not skin tight, but fairly tight.   I suppose it's because I know I've got "America's Ass" and why on earth would I hide that. 
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #66 on: September 04, 2019, 04:23:29 PM »
I wear my pants fairly tight.   Not skin tight, but fairly tight.   I suppose it's because I know I've got "America's Ass" and why on earth would I hide that. 
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