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Offline Chino

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What kind of underwear?
« on: January 04, 2016, 06:17:47 AM »
This applies to the guys of DTF, but if the women have any insight, feel free to chime in. What kind of underwear does the best job of not crushing your scrotum? I typically wear boxers and this has never been an issue, but lately I've had some pain down in that region and sitting at my desk is quite painful. I'm open to all suggestions.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2016, 07:48:43 AM »
Boxers for me, no problems.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2016, 08:01:50 AM »
I do the boxer/brief combo..
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2016, 08:03:48 AM »
Also on the boxer/brief combo team
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2016, 08:04:12 AM »
Also on the boxer/brief combo team

Never had any issues, but I'm also skinny as hell, so that probably makes a difference.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2016, 08:06:13 AM »
I do the boxer/brief combo..
Also on the boxer/brief combo team
As in both at the same time??? WTF?

As for me it's either or neither depending on how I feel.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2016, 08:07:51 AM »
I use boxers, some of them are tighter than others but lately whenever I purchase them I try to make sure they're neither too tight or too loose.

You should contemplate the possibility of asking a doctor if maybe the boxers are not the problem  ;)
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2016, 08:16:28 AM »
I use boxers, some of them are tighter than others but lately whenever I purchase them I try to make sure they're neither too tight or too loose.

You should contemplate the possibility of asking a doctor if maybe the boxers are not the problem  ;)

Appointment is scheduled and I'm not implying the boxers are causing the pain. That being said, they sure don't help matters any by squeezing my nuts.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2016, 08:45:24 AM »
I do the boxer/brief combo. 

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2016, 08:59:47 AM »
Boxers all the way.

Anything else I have ever tried has been very uncomfortable for me.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2016, 09:03:16 AM »
How are boxer/briefs different from boxers?

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2016, 10:10:24 AM »
I do the boxer/brief combo..
Also on the boxer/brief combo team
As in both at the same time??? WTF?

As for me it's either or neither depending on how I feel.


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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2016, 10:23:43 AM »
Briefs and Boxer Brief guy.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2016, 10:23:57 AM »
That picture pretty much sums it up, but ultimately Boxer-briefs are just that, a combination of the two underwear styles. Form fitting like briefs, but longer down the leg like a pair of boxers.


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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2016, 01:11:08 PM »
Ninja Turtles tighty whiteys.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2016, 01:23:49 PM »
I'm so used to boxer briefs, that whenever I wear boxers, it feels like I'm free ballin'.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2016, 02:20:13 PM »
I'm so used to boxer briefs, that whenever I wear boxers, it feels like I'm free ballin'.


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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2016, 03:01:29 PM »
Boxers or nothing
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2016, 03:20:51 PM »
Under Armour boxers.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2016, 03:50:01 PM »
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2016, 06:43:09 PM »
Boxers protect the Vox jewels.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2016, 06:46:30 PM »
I haven't worn anything other than boxers since I was about 9 or 10 years old. I don't like anything too tight, I need room to breathe down there  :lol
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2016, 07:09:57 PM »
I haven't worn anything other than boxers since I was about 9 or 10 years old. I don't like anything too tight, I need room to breathe down there  :lol


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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2016, 07:25:16 PM »
Men's thong....























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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2016, 10:18:36 PM »
Colored briefs. No Whitey tighties.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2016, 11:12:52 PM »
What Metty posted. The beautiful fusion of briefs and boxers.

I always felt like a complete douchefuck wearing whitey tideys even as a kid and when I was old enough to care about girls they started doing that shit where I'd shift while sitting down or getting up or lying down and they'd give my gonads a pinch and then my day was ruined (or at least a part of it, depending on the severity of the FUCKING LOBSTER-LIKE VICE GRIP). Then boxers made me feel like I was wearing shorts underneath my shorts/pants and get all scrunched up.

Then these wonderful things came along and changed my life.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2016, 12:26:01 AM »
Why don't you just wear a kilt instead of pants? No need for underwear than. Problem Solved.
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« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2016, 01:02:34 AM »
I tried that and people kept throwing dollar bills at me. *shrug*

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2016, 05:58:24 AM »
Why don't you just wear a kilt instead of pants? No need for underwear than. Problem Solved.

I have three kilts in my wardrobe. If I could (without people thinking I was more disturbed than they do already) I'd wear a kilt every day. Most liberating (on so many levels) piece of clothing I've ever worn. I love wearing a kilt. And no, I don't normally go commando, though I have.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2016, 07:02:59 AM »
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2016, 07:49:13 AM »
Boxers

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2016, 09:48:21 AM »
Why don't you just wear a kilt instead of pants? No need for underwear than. Problem Solved.

I have three kilts in my wardrobe. If I could (without people thinking I was more disturbed than they do already) I'd wear a kilt every day. Most liberating (on so many levels) piece of clothing I've ever worn. I love wearing a kilt. And no, I don't normally go commando, though I have.

I would too probably. It sucks when society's expectations get in the way of simple things, like comfort.
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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2016, 10:12:48 AM »
Why don't you just wear a kilt instead of pants? No need for underwear than. Problem Solved.

I have three kilts in my wardrobe. If I could (without people thinking I was more disturbed than they do already) I'd wear a kilt every day. Most liberating (on so many levels) piece of clothing I've ever worn. I love wearing a kilt. And no, I don't normally go commando, though I have.

I also have a kilt. I've taken flack from my boss for wearing a flannel jacket into the office. Something tells me that sitting in a meeting room while wearing a kilt won't go over too well.

Also, in the event anyone was thinking about my balls, I got them checked this morning. The doctor (male) was very thorough. All seems good down there and the pain is being caused by back and sciatica related issues.

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Re: What kind of underwear?
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2016, 12:00:19 PM »
Also, in the event anyone was thinking about my balls
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I got them checked this morning. The doctor (male) was very thorough. All seems good down there and the pain is being caused by back and sciatica related issues.
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