Author Topic: So there's this cone. (Read 36577 times)

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #175 on:** November 25, 2015, 02:23:04 PM »

It is the day before Thanksgiving, she might have the day off.

I think next Tuesday will be the real litmus test.

wolfking · « **Reply #176 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:42:59 PM »

Quote from: Chino on November 25, 2015, 06:11:03 AM

No sign of the cone or the cone owner's car this morning

This is actually really disappointing.

bout to crash · « **Reply #177 on:** November 25, 2015, 10:08:20 PM »

Glad to hear others are participating

Quote from: black_floyd on November 23, 2015, 09:24:42 PM

Link please.

I don't think it's available online, it was some Israeli film student's film during the festival a couple weeks ago. It honestly wasn't great anyway.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #178 on:** November 25, 2015, 10:10:58 PM »

Eh, thanks anyway.

bout to crash · « **Reply #179 on:** November 25, 2015, 10:20:40 PM »

Totally off-topic, but a couple of years ago I saw this heartbreaking (sort of similar) short during the festival:

This guy goes out in his girlfriend's car and you see him get his picture taken by one of those traffic cameras, I think for speeding, and he seems weirdly happy (or at least unconcerned) about it. Well, he ends up getting killed in an accident in her car right after that. While this is happening, she happens to be cheating on him with some other dude. So fast-forward some time later and she's with this other guy, and she gets the speeding ticket with the picture of her car in the mail. On the back of the car, her boyfriend had written a marriage proposal for the camera

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #180 on:** November 25, 2015, 11:53:36 PM »

Goddamn is that morbid and creative.

bout to crash · « **Reply #181 on:** November 26, 2015, 12:22:30 AM »

Right?!?

Prog Snob · « **Reply #182 on:** November 26, 2015, 09:44:59 AM »

Quote from: bout to crash on November 25, 2015, 10:20:40 PM

Totally off-topic, but a couple of years ago I saw this heartbreaking (sort of similar) short during the festival:

This guy goes out in his girlfriend's car and you see him get his picture taken by one of those traffic cameras, I think for speeding, and he seems weirdly happy (or at least unconcerned) about it. Well, he ends up getting killed in an accident in her car right after that. While this is happening, she happens to be cheating on him with some other dude. So fast-forward some time later and she's with this other guy, and she gets the speeding ticket with the picture of her car in the mail. On the back of the car, her boyfriend had written a marriage proposal for the camera

That's ingenious but what a tragic aftermath.

wolfking · « **Reply #183 on:** November 26, 2015, 12:58:54 PM »

Damn, that's crazy.

Chino · « **Reply #184 on:** December 01, 2015, 06:25:03 AM »

Phew. I almost got caught red-handed this morning. I got some pics. I'll post them next time I go to the throne. Imageshack is blocked on my PC.

Podaar · « **Reply #185 on:** December 01, 2015, 06:34:56 AM »

I can't believe how excited I am to see an update from Chino.

Chino · « **Reply #186 on:** December 01, 2015, 07:31:06 AM »

I got to the garage 10 minutes early this morning and cone Lady was a whopping 20 minutes ahead of schedule (84 was easy this morning).

There were two good spaces up for grabs this morning. I got one, and cone Lady had the other reserved. After parking, I casually walked over to the cone and moved it out of the way.

As I'm leaving the garage (about 15 seconds after I moved the cone), a Jeep Wrangler pulls in with cone Lady right behind. At first, the Jeep pulled passed the spot I freed. Then boom, reverse lights. Cone Lady had a front row seat to her space being taken while her cone sat off to the side powerless to stop it.

She went around the Jeep and parked elsewhere. Odds are, like in previous instances, she'll leave the cone there all day and claim a new spot on her way out.

Randaran · « **Reply #187 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:15:41 AM »

This thread keeps getting better and better.

Implode · « **Reply #188 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:16:24 AM »

I wonder how long she'll go before giving up...

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #189 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:16:52 AM »

Podaar · « **Reply #190 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:23:07 AM »

I love the covert photos.

Stadler · « **Reply #191 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:23:39 AM »

Did you get a good look at her? Business woman? Old? Young? Hot? Not? What's she drive? Is that an Audi?

Just trying to paint a picture...

Chino · « **Reply #192 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:33:27 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on December 01, 2015, 08:23:39 AM

Did you get a good look at her? Business woman? Old? Young? Hot? Not? What's she drive? Is that an Audi?

Just trying to paint a picture...

I'd say between 5'8" and 5'11" with blonde hair that extends approximately 4.5" below the shoulder line. She walks up multiple flights of stairs instead of the elevator, which to me indicates that she's fit. She prefers to wear all black with a little white for contrast. I've never seen her in pants, only skirts. I'd place her somewhere between 36 and 41 years old.

She drives a black Ford Fusion (Titanium package) with brown leather seats. It's spotless inside. I'd guess she has no children.

I'm not a creep, I'm just observant. There's a difference!!

Stadler · « **Reply #193 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:39:44 AM »

Quote from: Chino on December 01, 2015, 08:33:27 AM

Quote from: Stadler on December 01, 2015, 08:23:39 AM
Did you get a good look at her? Business woman? Old? Young? Hot? Not? What's she drive? Is that an Audi?

Just trying to paint a picture...

I'd say between 5'8" and 5'11" with blonde hair that extends approximately 4.5" below the shoulder line. She walks up multiple flights of stairs instead of the elevator, which to me indicates that she's fit. She prefers to wear all black with a little white for contrast. I've never seen her in pants, only skirts. I'd place her somewhere between 36 and 41 years old.

She drives a black Ford Fusion (Titanium package) with brown leather seats. It's spotless inside. I'd guess she has no children.

I'm not a creep, I'm just observant. There's a difference!!

I never thought "creep" for a second; I'm the same way. You know a lot about people by observing them. By your description, the fact that she is putting so much effort into that cone makes perfect sense.

You are also probably driving her apoplectic by disrupting her "control mechanism".

cramx3 · « **Reply #194 on:** December 01, 2015, 10:24:32 AM »

She sounds hot, good work

lonestar · « **Reply #195 on:** December 01, 2015, 12:15:27 PM »

Brilliant, Chino you are doing a solid service for humanity my friend.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #196 on:** December 01, 2015, 01:28:26 PM »

Who wants to take a road trip out there to see this in action? I'll bring popcorn and booze.

Orbert · « **Reply #197 on:** December 01, 2015, 01:54:11 PM »

This is amazing.

But I am a little sad that the cone's freedom was so short-lived. It is now once again a slave to the Cone Lady.

bosk1 · « **Reply #198 on:** December 01, 2015, 02:00:38 PM »

I guess I'm too far gone as a DT-Geek since the first sign I thought of to leave on the cone was, "I do not fight for you, Dark Master. Signed, The Cone."

Chino · « **Reply #199 on:** December 01, 2015, 02:05:07 PM »

Quote from: bosk1 on December 01, 2015, 02:00:38 PM

I guess I'm too far gone as a DT-Geek since the first sign I thought of to leave on the cone was, "I do not fight for you, Dark Master. Signed, The Cone."

Of course you're free to park
Go and tell DTF my story
I take up all these spaces
I take them for no extra fee
The cone of Hartford CTTTTTTTT

bosk1 · « **Reply #200 on:** December 01, 2015, 02:08:57 PM »

Well, just...

TAC · « **Reply #201 on:** December 01, 2015, 02:51:43 PM »

Quote from: Chino on December 01, 2015, 07:31:06 AM

I got to the garage 10 minutes early this morning and cone Lady was a whopping 20 minutes ahead of schedule (84 was easy this morning).

There were two good spaces up for grabs this morning. I got one, and cone Lady had the other reserved. After parking, I casually walked over to the cone and moved it out of the way.

As I'm leaving the garage (about 15 seconds after I moved the cone), a Jeep Wrangler pulls in with cone Lady right behind. At first, the Jeep pulled passed the spot I freed. Then boom, reverse lights. Cone Lady had a front row seat to her space being taken while her cone sat off to the side powerless to stop it.

She went around the Jeep and parked elsewhere. Odds are, like in previous instances, she'll leave the cone there all day and claim a new spot on her way out.

That is awesome!

wolfking · « **Reply #202 on:** December 01, 2015, 03:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Chino on December 01, 2015, 08:33:27 AM

I'd say between 5'8" and 5'11" with blonde hair that extends approximately 4.5" below the shoulder line. She walks up multiple flights of stairs instead of the elevator, which to me indicates that she's fit. She prefers to wear all black with a little white for contrast. I've never seen her in pants, only skirts. I'd place her somewhere between 36 and 41 years old.

She drives a black Ford Fusion (Titanium package) with brown leather seats. It's spotless inside. I'd guess she has no children.

I'm not a creep, I'm just observant. There's a difference!!

She sounds incredible.

Awesome update too Chino, keep up the good work.

bout to crash · « **Reply #203 on:** December 01, 2015, 05:04:23 PM »

, so awesome.

Quote from: Stadler on December 01, 2015, 08:39:44 AM

You are also probably driving her apoplectic by disrupting her "control mechanism".

This! Maybe her handicap is OCD, but I'm not sure that qualifies you for special parking.

And she does sound hot! Pics plz.

wolfking · « **Reply #204 on:** December 01, 2015, 05:09:40 PM »

Yes, pics please. That's the next part of your assignment Chino.

I want pics of her semi nude dancing around and doing seductive gestures with the cone.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #205 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:21:35 AM »

Get 'er to make the cone smell like cod.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #206 on:** December 02, 2015, 07:33:54 AM »

I find that subtlety is a lost art.

Chino · « **Reply #207 on:** December 02, 2015, 07:35:38 AM »

No dice today folks. I was about 15 minutes late and she already got her spot

Tomorrow is another day.

Stadler · « **Reply #208 on:** December 02, 2015, 08:57:46 AM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 02, 2015, 07:33:54 AM

I find that subtlety is a lost art.

That got a laugh out loud.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #209 on:** December 02, 2015, 11:12:49 AM »

*bows with a flourish*

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