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Offline T-ski

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #70 on: November 07, 2015, 08:37:53 AM »
what do you call a nun with a sex change?


a trans-sister.
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« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2015, 08:52:33 AM »
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but he gets them. He goes to get a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #72 on: November 07, 2015, 09:46:34 AM »
Need an ark?

I Noah guy!
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #73 on: November 07, 2015, 10:19:50 AM »
How did Arnold respond when invited to the Classical costume party?

I'll be Bach!
« Last Edit: November 07, 2015, 12:32:32 PM by Tick »
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #74 on: November 07, 2015, 10:26:43 AM »
E minor is a really scary chord. It gives me the E-B-G-B's.

C, E flat and G walk into a bar. Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #75 on: November 07, 2015, 10:32:26 AM »
Quote from: RoeDent on November 07, 2015, 10:26:43 AM
E minor is a really scary chord. It gives me the E-B-G-B's.

C, E flat and G walk into a bar. Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."

Proper laughed at the first one.

The second one is a bit more specialist :P

Although E-B-G-B is more of an arpeggio than a chord :neverusethis:
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2015, 06:32:57 PM »
What happened to the man who ate 4 cans of alphabet soup?

He took the biggest vowel movement ever
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2015, 03:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Tick on November 07, 2015, 06:32:57 PM
What happened to the man who ate 4 cans of alphabet soup?

He took the biggest vowel movement ever

If he farted - it could spell disaster ! :neverusethis:
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« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2015, 05:52:09 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on November 08, 2015, 03:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tick on November 07, 2015, 06:32:57 PM
What happened to the man who ate 4 cans of alphabet soup?

He took the biggest vowel movement ever

If he farted - it could spell disaster ! :neverusethis:
Nice!
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Quote from: kingshmegland on April 27, 2012, 03:59:55 PM
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2015, 11:27:14 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 07, 2015, 05:18:35 AM
What is Mario's favorite material for his overalls?

Denim denim denim

That joke doesn't work in text, but I love it. A homeless dude told it to my friend and I on the street for a dollar, and I've been reusing it ever since.
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2015, 11:32:36 PM »
What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #81 on: November 09, 2015, 02:58:40 AM »
Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on November 08, 2015, 11:32:36 PM
What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie.

Speaking of which, I can't count all the times I've seen people actually spell it like that (Zoombie) :facepalm:
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #82 on: November 09, 2015, 06:24:54 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on November 08, 2015, 03:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tick on November 07, 2015, 06:32:57 PM
What happened to the man who ate 4 cans of alphabet soup?

He took the biggest vowel movement ever

If he farted - it could spell disaster ! :neverusethis:
It could also spell relief!
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #83 on: November 09, 2015, 09:13:19 AM »
It could spell T H E  E N D :neverusethis:



and so on ad infinitum...
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #84 on: November 09, 2015, 10:01:42 AM »
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #85 on: November 09, 2015, 11:34:09 AM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on November 09, 2015, 10:01:42 AM
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
Woah. Is that even possible? How big is the bra anyway?
*amazed*
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #86 on: November 09, 2015, 11:38:16 AM »
Quote from: OnTheBacksofAngela on November 09, 2015, 11:34:09 AM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on November 09, 2015, 10:01:42 AM
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
Woah. Is that even possible? How big is the bra anyway?
*ASTONISHED*

FTFY
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #87 on: November 09, 2015, 11:52:55 AM »
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #88 on: November 09, 2015, 11:56:38 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #89 on: November 09, 2015, 02:33:38 PM »
whats red and blue and sits in a tree?

a brick wearing jeans
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2015, 02:36:50 PM »
What's white and cannot climb a tree ?


A fridge ! :neverusethis:







Why did the boy fall off his bike ?

A fridge fell on him ! :neverusethis:




WHat's black and can't drive ?

A Bin bag :neverusethis:
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« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2015, 07:57:23 PM »
What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAAAAY!
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« Reply #92 on: November 09, 2015, 08:50:34 PM »
Quote from: dparrott on November 09, 2015, 07:57:23 PM
What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAAAAY!

You made me choke on my sandwich.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2015, 01:36:03 PM »
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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« Reply #94 on: November 10, 2015, 02:27:27 PM »
Quote
THE BAD JOKE THREAD


Jimmy Carr's Career :neverusethis:
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #95 on: November 11, 2015, 05:08:53 AM »
Quote from: RoeDent on November 10, 2015, 01:36:03 PM
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

You're living in a fowl's paradise, my friend.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #96 on: November 11, 2015, 09:11:14 AM »
:lolpalm:
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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« Reply #97 on: November 11, 2015, 03:12:05 PM »
For any Harry Potter fans.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him moody.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #98 on: November 12, 2015, 12:15:37 AM »
Why did Kotowboy tackle the rooster before it crossed the road?

To prevent yet another cock joke.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #99 on: November 12, 2015, 01:50:13 AM »
Quote from: TheSilentHam on November 12, 2015, 12:15:37 AM
Why did Kotowboy tackle the rooster before it crossed the road?

To prevent yet another cock joke.


AND I'D DO IT AGAIN TOO ! :angry:
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #100 on: November 12, 2015, 08:50:51 AM »
What's the Russian word for VD?

Rotchercockov

Goin 80's with that one!
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #101 on: November 12, 2015, 11:03:24 AM »
An old man goes into a bar and orders a beer.  He's the only one there and it's kinda quiet so he goes over to the jukebox.  They've got some rock and roll, some jazz, some country, even some classical.  The bartenders says "You can pick anything that's rock and roll, jazz or classical."

"But why not--?"

The bartender just points to the sign: "No Country for Old Men"
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #102 on: November 12, 2015, 12:19:19 PM »
:slowclap:
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #103 on: November 12, 2015, 01:05:30 PM »
 :rollin :rollin
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« Reply #104 on: November 12, 2015, 04:55:34 PM »
I have a crush on a solipsist, but she doesn't even know I exist.
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