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Offline TheCountOfNYC

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #175 on: September 21, 2017, 04:33:37 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on September 21, 2017, 01:17:43 PM
Car's in the shop, so I rode my bike to the liquor store.  I was gonna put the bottle in the basket on the front of the bike, but then I thought if I fell off or something, the bottle would fall out and break.  So I drank the whole bottle right there.

Good thing, too, 'cause I fell off the bike six times on the way home.

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People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #176 on: September 27, 2017, 02:57:07 AM »
Quote from: Chino on July 28, 2017, 03:58:11 AM
Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 27, 2017, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Chino on July 25, 2017, 06:28:08 AM
Where's Kotowboy been?

:lol

That's a good one!


Oh... wait...

I'm completely serious. Did he get banned or something?

Got banned apprently. Even tried to rejoin as KoTWOboy, but got caught by the mods.

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #177 on: September 27, 2017, 06:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Bertielee on September 27, 2017, 02:57:07 AM
Quote from: Chino on July 28, 2017, 03:58:11 AM
Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 27, 2017, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Chino on July 25, 2017, 06:28:08 AM
Where's Kotowboy been?

:lol

That's a good one!


Oh... wait...

I'm completely serious. Did he get banned or something?

Got banned apprently. Even tried to rejoin as KoTWOboy, but got caught by the mods.

B.Lee

 :rollin :rollin
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #178 on: September 27, 2017, 07:19:59 AM »
On-topic, I found this gem a while ago:

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #179 on: September 27, 2017, 07:21:06 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 27, 2017, 06:05:27 AM
Quote from: Bertielee on September 27, 2017, 02:57:07 AM
Quote from: Chino on July 28, 2017, 03:58:11 AM
Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 27, 2017, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Chino on July 25, 2017, 06:28:08 AM
Where's Kotowboy been?

:lol

That's a good one!


Oh... wait...

I'm completely serious. Did he get banned or something?

Got banned apprently. Even tried to rejoin as KoTWOboy, but got caught by the mods.

B.Lee

 :rollin :rollin

I thought that that was pretty clever, actually, but I just figured he'd forgotten his password or something.  Sometimes people do, and rather than go through the recovery process, they just make a new account.  I didn't realize he'd been banned.
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #180 on: September 27, 2017, 07:56:28 AM »
Quote from: IDontNotDoThings on September 27, 2017, 07:19:59 AM
On-topic, I found this gem a while ago:



I shouldn't have laughed but the last line made me howl...
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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #181 on: September 27, 2017, 01:40:09 PM »
Quote from: IDontNotDoThings on September 27, 2017, 07:19:59 AM
On-topic, I found this gem a while ago:



Omg!!! :rollin
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People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #182 on: September 29, 2017, 02:20:14 PM »
Noooooooo


I shouldn't be laughing but


:rollin
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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