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Offline Darkstarshades

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If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:09:08 PM »
Just for fun.

I'm still thinking my choices.
Portnoy would totally be Richard Armitage
I'd pick Vin Diesel for JR.

Someone once suggested a longhaired Jackie Chan for JM, but to me, he doesn't look that much, just because he's also Asian.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2015, 09:15:06 PM »
I've always thought JLB looks a hell of a lot like Michael Douglas for some reason.
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2015, 09:15:40 PM »
I've always thought JLB looks a hell of a lot like Michael Douglas for some reason.

Lol, maybe if Orlando Bloom gained some weight...
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2015, 09:25:35 PM »
John Myung -----> Jet Li
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2015, 11:35:07 PM »
Mike Portnoy starring as......




Mike Portnoy!!
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2015, 12:52:29 AM »




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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2015, 10:01:50 AM »
Hahah
Let's don't forget Jerry Seinfeld as a beardless John Petrucci

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2015, 10:03:44 AM »
Daniel Stern as James LaBrie.

Tm Curry as Jordan Rudess.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2015, 10:05:34 AM »
Thorin Oakenshield as Mike Portnoy

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2015, 10:09:53 AM »
James Labrie is the only obvious one: Johnny Depp
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2015, 10:10:53 AM »
James Labrie is the only obvious one: Johnny Depp

They couldn't look further apart.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2015, 10:21:12 AM »
James Labrie is the only obvious one: Johnny Depp

They couldn't look further apart.


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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2015, 12:35:44 PM »
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2015, 03:20:27 PM »
Charlie Sheen as James Labrie, Jerry Seinfeld as John Petrucci, and Damian Lewis as Jordan Rudess
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2015, 03:38:08 PM »
LaBrie looks like Boromir from LOTR
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2015, 03:42:59 PM »
Hugh Laurie as the wizard. Tell me I'm wrong.
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2015, 03:54:21 PM »
Hugh Laurie as the wizard. Tell me I'm wrong.
You're wrong!!! Damian Lewis from Homeland and Band of Brothers looks exactly like Jordan. ;-)

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2015, 03:55:49 PM »
I need pictures. Lol.
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2015, 03:58:45 PM »
Oh yeah. I little to handsome for JR.

Sorry JR!!!
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2015, 04:00:31 PM »
Oh yeah. I little to handsome for JR.

Sorry JR!!!
We can ugly him up a bit :-)

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2015, 04:03:01 PM »
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Damian_Lewis_Berlin_2015.jpg/220px-Damian_Lewis_Berlin_2015.jpg   He's even got the red hair.

When was JR a Ginger ?
I'm assuming you mean when did he have reddish hair....before he shaved his head. Scenes From a Memory Era.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2015, 10:49:07 AM »
James Labrie is the only obvious one: Johnny Depp

I actually support this one  :rollin
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2015, 02:18:39 PM »
JP: Anyone from The Expendables movie poster.
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2015, 02:22:18 PM »
Mangini should be a robot or something. enigma machine.

JM - Jackie Chan

JP -Hulk

Jordan - Howie Mandel

Well, super hero movie.
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2015, 12:46:41 AM »
Gotta agree with Hulk, he's a pretty good actor, although he sucked in that movie where he played the ripped green guy.
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2015, 01:49:04 AM »
If the movie was about Opeth, I would certainly pick Adam Goldberg for playing Akerfeldt
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2015, 02:11:03 PM »
JM: Sandra Oh

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2015, 11:31:13 AM »
Caitlyn Jenner as 90's James LaBrie
"All in the Family"-era Rob Reiner as Present-day James LaBrie
George Takei as John Myung
Andy Samberg as Mike Mangini
Ben Stiller as John Petrucci
Scott Ian as Jordan Rudess

I could make it work.
Condoms? Um, are they like a dream theater souvenir?  Where can I find those condoms? That'd be really nice to havr.

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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2015, 11:54:33 AM »
Vin Diesel as JR
Andrew Lincoln as JP
John Leguizamo as MM
Steven Yeun as JM
Evan Stone as JLB
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Re: If there were a Dream Theater movie, who could be the actors?
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2015, 11:55:49 AM »
Andy Samberg as Mike Mangini
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