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Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:12:56 PM »
I swear I had a thread like this years ago... but I can't find it. 

Anyways, post amazingly awful music videos here.  The videos may be low quality performances, horrible singers, or both. They don't have to be in English. This isn't meant to be a parody thread, but if the parody is bad enough it's acceptable. Just have fun. 

We will start with the cream of the crop with Losin' You by Jan Terri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI

You just have to watch in awe at this masterpiece.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2015, 05:16:36 PM »
I've seen that before, hahaha terrible.  It's like a female Udo Dirkschneider, just not as good looking.

Barnes and Barnes - Fish Heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

Just bewildering and somewhat haunting, I love it.  It's a classic.
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2015, 05:18:14 PM »
And we have the male Jan Terri here with Mark Gormley and his amazing posture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

Losin' You may be emotional, but Without You is fuckin' INTENSE.
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2015, 09:08:02 PM »
Russia's favorite boy band...

STEKLOVATA!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWa9sJzgM4A

NOVIY NOVIY NOVIY NOVIY GOD!!!
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2015, 09:11:04 PM »
This thread can't exist without an oldie but a goodie - The Final Countdown live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2015, 09:13:58 PM »
This thread can't exist without an oldie but a goodie - The Final Countdown live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

I know exactly what that is without even clicking.
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2015, 09:38:52 PM »
I wanna love you tender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M

So much.
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2015, 09:39:22 PM »
Hey.

I just want to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

Good bye.
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2015, 09:39:49 PM »
You know where it's cold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2015, 10:46:09 PM »
This thread can't exist without an oldie but a goodie - The Final Countdown live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

Oh god... I'd managed to strike that from my memories.  That keyboard tone!  And is he missing a key on his keyboard?

Do any of these bands even music?
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2015, 12:25:33 AM »
I found this video when I was watching one of my favorite youtuber/streamer, Cryaotic, during his weekly late night stream.  For a bunch of kids that just wanna play video games, they sure got some rich parents that's willing to put video game consoles in limo and rent out a venue for the kids to play in front of.

Black Out - "Video Games"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2015, 04:51:52 AM »
When it comes to Mark Gormley it is "Little Wings" or GTFO.

I'm so pissed I lost "Deathtrain".  That was made The Final Countdown live look like a masterpiece.
     

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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2015, 08:40:25 AM »
When it comes to Mark Gormley it is "Little Wings" or GTFO.

I'm so pissed I lost "Deathtrain".  That was made The Final Countdown live look like a masterpiece.

I love Little Wings... But Without You is better in my opinion.  More intense
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2015, 09:03:02 AM »
I've seen that before, hahaha terrible.  It's like a female Udo Dirkschneider, just not as good looking.

Barnes and Barnes - Fish Heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

Just bewildering and somewhat haunting, I love it.  It's a classic.

YES!!

Eat them up! Yum!


MTV used to play this one quite a bit back in the day.
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2015, 01:36:49 PM »
How has no one posted...

ELECTRONIC SUPERSONIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM
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Re: Awful yet Awesomely Amazing Music Videos Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2015, 01:38:16 PM »
Now for the first of a few awful songs by people who think they can sing but made a music video only because they were someone hot.

Gnesa - Wilder.

This song is awful...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDk3L0ok8Qk
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« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2015, 01:38:45 PM »
Oh my God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4ZmItC4dE

No the song is acutally called Oh my God.
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« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2015, 01:39:30 PM »
VUELA VUELA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI_Fp851zFI

The bad boy band moves scream Menudo wannabe 80s....
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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2015, 01:41:12 PM »
OK... one more for right now.... I have no idea... is this like Chinese hip hop with those moves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24Yp-FRs8Q
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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2015, 01:50:27 PM »
I believe it was this very forum that introduced me to this video.  Not an actual music video, but akin to that Final Countdown cover video.

Worst Band Ever Butchers Pink Floyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

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« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2015, 02:58:15 PM »
How has no one posted...

ELECTRONIC SUPERSONIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM

Well to be fair that one is a blatant joke so it doesn't warrant being in here with outright terrible music videos.

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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2015, 04:02:24 PM »

...my name is Araragi.

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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2015, 09:24:02 PM »
You just have to see this.

Come On Back by FUSBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWV_2DV-ss

I don't know, is it The Cure without all the goth makeup?
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2015, 09:47:45 PM »
La Fear - all on

https://youtu.be/fNIiziJlDOg

I originally saw this as a 30'second snippet parody of people doing this on a playground and I thought it was hilarious.  I can't find that, but the rap is so bad and the video is so cliche of bad rap videos that it still is worthy of being on this list.
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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2015, 08:04:01 AM »
Pale Tone ft. Ramona

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https://youtu.be/topSUtQPwpM
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