1. Do you know any women who like Dream Theater?
Yes.. I'd say three, but neither of them are really close to me..
2. Did you yourself introduce them to Dream Theater?
No.. None of them..
3. Have you ever failed to get a lady to share in your love with Dream Theater?
No.. In fact I never tried with anyone, female or male..
4. Why didn't she like them?
[This is the kind of questions I prefer to hate rather than the one below that has generated so much -fun- debate
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5. Have you ever "gotten freaky" to DT, if so what song?
Nop.. TDoE came to mind though
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6. What, in your opinion, is the best Dream Theater song for introducing a women to the world of DT?
Instead of a song, I think that is much better to introduce to someone, anybody (yeah, women and men are different, but also we're all different from each other, whatever the gender) a band they don't know to make them listen an entire album..
And, if the question would have been "what is the best album for introducing someone to DT?", I'd say SFAM.. BC&SL has every DT element, and it would be a sensate choice as for me, but, while SFAM hasn't, flows better and has those little/ballad moments (TMW, THE, TSCO) where you can process better the longer/prog/metal songs that can make you (and should) be interested in DT..
If you don't like an album as SFAM (and I'm trying to ignore my personal tastes, since I like 6 other DT albums more than SFAM) then you'll probably never end up like DT at all.. Anyway, as others have said, is never that simple.. All this kind of things are very subjective, contingent and, most of all, unpredictable..