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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1400 on: March 29, 2018, 02:07:28 PM »
Don't you have at least one daughter? They are My Little Ponies.

Polly Pockets was big in my house.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1401 on: March 29, 2018, 07:56:37 PM »
Polly Pockets?? Touching your self in Junior High?? :lol


I don't even know WTF Mortal Combat is so I'm sitting this one out.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1402 on: March 29, 2018, 09:40:21 PM »
Sir Sexual Magic.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1403 on: March 29, 2018, 10:14:25 PM »
Mike Portnoy - finisher is to make them have a conversation with Sherinian.

Stadler, whose finisher is "common sense"
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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« Reply #1404 on: March 30, 2018, 02:30:23 PM »

Stadler, whose finisher is "common sense"

With posts like that, my finisher is grinding my teeth.    My finisher is also inhaling copious amounts of humor.  Roomfuls of humor.  :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1405 on: March 30, 2018, 03:06:40 PM »
Italian Grandma, Nona; finisher is serving dinner.

Flatulance Phil; I think you know the finisher
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1406 on: March 30, 2018, 03:08:47 PM »
Not many submissions so I will extend this and open to include forum members and their fatalities as well.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1407 on: March 30, 2018, 03:13:02 PM »
Does everyone have a finisher?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1408 on: March 30, 2018, 04:04:49 PM »
Does everyone have a finisher?

Yup... yours is quicker than most though.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1409 on: March 30, 2018, 05:12:36 PM »
Does everyone have a finisher?

Yup... yours is quicker than most though.

Hey, at least I have a starter.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1410 on: April 02, 2018, 11:32:19 PM »
My finisher is also inhaling copious amounts of humor.  Roomfuls of humor.  :)

Winner, by virtue of self-deprecating humor.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1411 on: April 03, 2018, 06:27:42 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1412 on: April 03, 2018, 06:53:18 AM »
Pretty sure you can't be on your period while wearing the Home Whites.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1413 on: April 03, 2018, 07:03:32 AM »
Must be able to handle (5) Pom Poms at once
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1414 on: April 03, 2018, 07:34:11 AM »
They are not permitted to stay at a Holiday Inn Express during away games.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1415 on: April 04, 2018, 07:43:27 PM »
The rules to crack down on ..um...head injuries apparently have no teeth.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1416 on: April 04, 2018, 09:15:58 PM »
Section 7.208.D. Each girl shall report to the designated vomit stall in the cheer locker room no later than 30 minutes prior to take time in order for weigh in, and to make weight if necessary.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1417 on: April 04, 2018, 09:17:27 PM »
Rule #3. All cheerleaders with Borderline Personality Disorder must cover their butterfly tattoos at all times.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1418 on: April 04, 2018, 10:10:18 PM »
In order for maximum cheer amperage......must not have a gag reflex to interfere with vocalizing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1419 on: April 05, 2018, 12:12:25 AM »
If Michael Bennett wants to get by you, GET THE HELL OUT OF HIS WAY.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1420 on: April 06, 2018, 07:05:05 AM »
The rules to crack down on ..um...head injuries apparently have no teeth.

I thought this would have more legs, but I guess I really don't know funny, so...  I'll award the best pun.   You're up.   

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1421 on: April 16, 2018, 07:13:02 AM »
Shoot. Guess I'm not paying attention!



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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1422 on: April 16, 2018, 08:17:46 AM »
They never bothered to fix the drink cart after Yngwie unleashed the fyoory.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1423 on: April 16, 2018, 08:28:16 AM »
What they found when using a black light.

Itineraries from Holiday Inn Express in lieu of Engineering Degrees.

Seeing grown men naked.

Al Capone's tomb.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1424 on: April 16, 2018, 08:35:03 AM »
Failure to treat wings with gremlin repellent

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« Reply #1425 on: April 16, 2018, 08:59:39 AM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1426 on: April 16, 2018, 09:25:25 PM »
...every mechanic is required to carry a can of WD-40, a Phillips screwdriver, a roll of duct tape, and all maintenance records are to be written in pencil.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1427 on: April 17, 2018, 06:36:46 AM »
The Lead Supervisorís name was MacGuyver
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1428 on: April 17, 2018, 08:27:54 AM »
Animal is one of their pilots.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1429 on: April 19, 2018, 07:55:19 PM »
The CEO graduated from Trump University.
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