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« Reply #1015 on: July 17, 2011, 02:54:21 PM »
So...how often do all of you change your depends?

Only when they're able to remember that they are wearing said depends. 

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« Reply #1016 on: July 17, 2011, 02:55:49 PM »
They probably start to remember when they're so clogged, piss and shit start coming out of their nostrils.

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« Reply #1017 on: July 17, 2011, 02:58:30 PM »
They probably start to remember when they're so clogged, piss and shit start coming out of their nostrils.

(the thought of lonestar behind a grill with piss and shit falling out of his nostrils is hilarious.  except for whomever is about to eat his food.)

I wonder how many of the oldies have spare tires/beer bellies compared to us lean and hip younger cats?

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« Reply #1018 on: July 17, 2011, 02:59:06 PM »
In America, it's about even. Kinda sad.

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« Reply #1019 on: July 17, 2011, 03:03:11 PM »
It is.  It pains me to go into a fast food joint, because I inevitable see a fat person or multiple fat people disgustingly shoving a boigah (at least double-pattied and covered in mayo) haphazardly into their mouth.

Do they not give a fuck about how disgusting they look when doing that, or how many calories they're consuming from that boigah (+ car fuel tank's worth of non-diet soda and bucket o fries)

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« Reply #1020 on: July 17, 2011, 03:03:56 PM »
:lol I haven't had fast food in forever.

So...YOU OLD GUYS SUCK!!!!

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« Reply #1021 on: July 17, 2011, 03:16:55 PM »
So...how often do all of you change your depends?
Depends, on when your mommas done with her meal.

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« Reply #1022 on: July 17, 2011, 03:18:43 PM »
A yo mama joke?

This isn't 1980. I know you wish it was. You did all your coke and had sex with marginally good looking women, but that time is long gone.

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« Reply #1023 on: July 17, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »
A yo mama joke?

This isn't 1980. I know you wish it was. You did all your coke and had sex with marginally good looking women, but that time is long gone.

Yes, you're right...Yo mama was a marginally good looking woman (she didn't handle the coke all that well)....but that time is long gone.

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« Reply #1024 on: July 17, 2011, 03:46:37 PM »
A yo mama joke?

This isn't 1980. I know you wish it was. You did all your coke and had sex with marginally good looking women, but that time is long gone.

Yes, you're right...Yo mama was a marginally good looking woman (she didn't handle the coke all that well)....but that time is long gone.

Why'd you guys do coke back then anyways?

I'd never imagine wanting to do that stuff.

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« Reply #1025 on: July 17, 2011, 03:50:23 PM »
I take a nap dag nabit and this is what happens?! :lol

Also numbers, if you don't get the movie reference that I changed then your not allowed in here.
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« Reply #1026 on: July 17, 2011, 04:21:31 PM »
They're so cute when young.  I must remember not to smack 'em with a rolled up newspaper when they piddle on the carpet.

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« Reply #1027 on: July 17, 2011, 05:02:11 PM »
All the half-assed disrespect in the world can't mask the fact that all of those little pricks would trade 20 years in a heartbeat to see 1/10th of the shit that we saw. 

Q:  Where was Cole during the Master of Puppets tour?

A:  Waiting for his parents to get passed second base. 

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« Reply #1028 on: July 17, 2011, 05:08:59 PM »
I admit wholeheartedly that I would kill to have been born around 1950-1970.

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« Reply #1029 on: July 17, 2011, 05:09:32 PM »
Metallica with Cliff.

That's low dude.

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« Reply #1030 on: July 17, 2011, 05:45:41 PM »
Metallica with Cliff.

That's low dude.

Hmm, Master of Puppets, I seem to remember seeing them on the And Justice for All tour a year earlier, when they were an opening act for the Scorpions...


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« Reply #1031 on: July 17, 2011, 05:46:48 PM »
And Cole, this will really piss you off, I went for Ratt, was too busy putting the make on a girl to watch Metallica...

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« Reply #1032 on: July 17, 2011, 06:03:02 PM »
Day On The Green #1, Aug 31, 1985, Oakland Coliseum, Ca.
Scorpions, Ratt, Y&T, Metallica, Rising Force, Victory

Our version was the Texxas Jam

1985 (August 24): Cotton Bowl in Dallas

    * Deep Purple (Perfect Strangers tour)
    * Scorpions
    * Night Ranger
    * Ted Nugent
    * Bon Jovi
    * Grim Reaper
    * Victory

One regular occurrence was the annual trash fight between the floor and the balcony.  Throughout the entire day,  people were throwing the paper cups, crumpled up with ice in them, back and forth  (stung like hell after a good sunburn).  Between sets, the sky would be gray because of all the cups in the air.  The other regular occurrence was the guys with a fire hose in front of the barricade hosing everybody down (August in Texas).   The end result of those two factors was that by the end of the day you were walking in a knee-high,  paper-mache mulch.

Truth be told,  the performances were rarely great.  You wanted to die because of the heat.  You were covered in nasty wax-paper mulch.  You were always on the lookout for those balcony assholes trying to bean you with trash.  Still,  wouldn't trade the experiences for the world. 
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« Reply #1033 on: July 17, 2011, 06:21:10 PM »
Metallica with Cliff.

That's low dude.

Hmm, Master of Puppets, I seem to remember seeing them on the And Justice for All tour a year earlier, when they were an opening act for the Scorpions...

Um...do I need to tell you why this is impossible?

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« Reply #1034 on: July 17, 2011, 06:32:57 PM »
I think he did a little too much LDS.
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« Reply #1035 on: July 17, 2011, 06:35:26 PM »
I think he did a little too much LDS.

Or too much emth. Or perhaps a little excessive with the oeck.

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« Reply #1036 on: July 17, 2011, 06:38:25 PM »
So, why are youngsters in our thread stirring up trouble?
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« Reply #1037 on: July 17, 2011, 06:47:23 PM »
Because we know you old farts can't do shit about it.

Granted, you could ban me. That would definitely be doing something. I ask that you don't though. :P

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« Reply #1038 on: July 17, 2011, 06:53:50 PM »
Because we know you old farts can't do shit about it.

Granted, you could ban me. That would definitely be doing something. I ask that you don't though. :P
Then don't give me cause to.  :biggrin:

In all seriousness, the thread is by and for the oldsters.  You guys coming in here and "making fun" is by definition off-topic.  There hasn't been any real trouble in here, but I am interested in there continuing to be no trouble.  So if you come in here, play nicely, don't make fun of us or hide our Metamucil.
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« Reply #1039 on: July 17, 2011, 06:55:25 PM »
:lol

I'll remember that. From now on, whenever I come in, I'll bring you guys a nice big bottle of Cymbalta.

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« Reply #1040 on: July 17, 2011, 07:13:33 PM »
Metallica with Cliff.

That's low dude.

Hmm, Master of Puppets, I seem to remember seeing them on the And Justice for All tour a year earlier, when they were an opening act for the Scorpions...

Um...do I need to tell you why this is impossible?
It was Master, I checked Wiki.  My bad.  Write it off to old age. :P

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« Reply #1041 on: July 17, 2011, 08:07:01 PM »
Yea, I also saw some band named Metallica on the MOP tour backing up Ozzy on the Ultimate Sin tour Cole. :P
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« Reply #1042 on: July 17, 2011, 09:05:45 PM »
You know, I used to like you all. :P

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« Reply #1043 on: July 17, 2011, 09:48:37 PM »
You know, I used to like you all. :P
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« Reply #1044 on: July 18, 2011, 08:41:14 AM »



Bart, is that one of your old pics? That's awesome.

I had tix to Providence on that tour, but they postponed the show. I was so upset because I had the opportunity to go to Worcester a few nights earlier. When Ozzy came back, Metallica was no longer on the tour.
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« Reply #1045 on: July 18, 2011, 08:58:50 AM »
SNIP

Bart, is that one of your old pics? That's awesome.

I had tix to Providence on that tour, but they postponed the show. I was so upset because I had the opportunity to go to Worcester a few nights earlier. When Ozzy came back, Metallica was no longer on the tour.
Yeah, 4th row.  They didn't come to Dallas, so we had to ride a bus out to Fort Worth, as I recall. 
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« Reply #1046 on: July 18, 2011, 09:03:41 AM »
Worcester Centrum
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #1047 on: July 18, 2011, 11:33:44 AM »
Ah...Metallica was my first concert.  Borrowed the rent's car and drove myself, my best friend, and two other friends to Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh.  I remember having fun, it being my first exposure to Mary Jane, contact high, and the guy on fire running across the stage.  The big debate on the way home was whether it was staged or not.  I remember myself and another guy saying they wouldn't mess around with that after James's accident, but then again no one on stage seemed to be bothered by a man on fire (I now know it is part of the show).  For a first concert, I really couldn't have asked for more.
     

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« Reply #1048 on: July 18, 2011, 11:56:08 AM »

Same show from '86.
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« Reply #1049 on: July 18, 2011, 12:26:07 PM »
Yeah, I really don't like you guys.

Ah...Metallica was my first concert.  Borrowed the rent's car and drove myself, my best friend, and two other friends to Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh.  I remember having fun, it being my first exposure to Mary Jane, contact high, and the guy on fire running across the stage.  The big debate on the way home was whether it was staged or not.  I remember myself and another guy saying they wouldn't mess around with that after James's accident, but then again no one on stage seemed to be bothered by a man on fire (I now know it is part of the show).  For a first concert, I really couldn't have asked for more.

'97 I presume?