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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #700 on: December 11, 2010, 12:53:05 PM »
Double post!

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #701 on: December 11, 2010, 12:53:40 PM »
:facepalm:

WTF's going on with this thread? What is this, The Love Connection? When did Dr Ruth join DTF?

Andy was lookin' for some advice, and was wise enough to ask his elders.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #702 on: December 11, 2010, 01:09:31 PM »

Andy was lookin' for some advice, and was wise enough to ask his elders.

Yeah, well OK, he came to the right place. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #703 on: December 11, 2010, 02:16:03 PM »
:facepalm:

WTF's going on with this thread? What is this, The Love Connection? When did Dr Ruth join DTF?




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Quote from: senecadawg2 on July 17, 2012, 10:54:32 PM
In defense of peanut butter...

try getting the neighbor's dog to lick your balls with a spoonful of chummus.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #704 on: December 11, 2010, 02:45:01 PM »
:facepalm:

WTF's going on with this thread? What is this, The Love Connection? When did Dr Ruth join DTF?


Love is compromise.    She cleans my underware.  

I don't even know where to go with this... :lol

You know it's true! :lol

The Love Boat........... it's exciting and new........

Edit: The worst part is I'm giving love advice and I can't even spell underwear correctly. :lol
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #705 on: December 11, 2010, 03:02:33 PM »
Just to man-up the thread a little:


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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #706 on: December 11, 2010, 03:10:39 PM »
Just to man-up the thread a little:


Nice save.


(notice, if you position it just right, you can get four jigglies for the price of two)

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #707 on: December 11, 2010, 09:04:52 PM »
Bravo!

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #708 on: December 13, 2010, 02:45:32 AM »
Just to man-up the thread a little:


Boobs are good.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #709 on: December 13, 2010, 06:46:55 AM »
I cut myself shaving................................the hair off my shoulders.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #710 on: December 13, 2010, 07:17:35 AM »
I cut myself shaving................................the hair off my shoulders.

With the change of seasons and all ...and it turning to winter here I prefer to let my "man sweater" grow this time of year...one less layer of clothes to wear
Quote from: senecadawg2 on July 17, 2012, 10:54:32 PM
In defense of peanut butter...

try getting the neighbor's dog to lick your balls with a spoonful of chummus.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #711 on: December 13, 2010, 07:36:21 AM »
I manscape less....to help the wife keep her face warm.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #712 on: December 13, 2010, 08:29:56 AM »
Take me as I am.  No manscaping for me. Well except for the ears and the nose.  Damn you old age!!!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #713 on: December 13, 2010, 08:58:47 AM »
one of my old bosses used to "wax" her husbands ears...it lasted WAY longer than the week or two you get from trimming.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #714 on: December 13, 2010, 04:42:29 PM »
Well....that was quick.

Coz, we need you again!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #715 on: December 13, 2010, 04:49:07 PM »
I hate to say it, but in a week's time I'll be applying for my official "Old As Mold" card.

Fuck. 
I'd kill myself for you.
I'd kill you for myself.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #716 on: December 13, 2010, 05:13:23 PM »
I hate to say it, but in a week's time I'll be applying for my official "Old As Mold" card.

Fuck. 
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #717 on: December 13, 2010, 05:46:48 PM »
Well....that was quick.

Coz, we need you again!

What?!  You can't post bouncing boobs from work?! :laugh:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #718 on: December 14, 2010, 06:39:22 AM »
Well....that was quick.

Coz, we need you again!

Christ almighty, I was thinking the same thing.  You guys care to expound upon what color your loofahs are?

First:




Secondly (NSFW):

Katherine Heigl
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #719 on: December 14, 2010, 06:48:15 AM »
I hate to say it, but in a week's time I'll be applying for my official "Old As Mold" card.

Fuck. 
Yay, a female fogie. :tup

You mean Cougar  :P
Quote from: senecadawg2 on July 17, 2012, 10:54:32 PM
In defense of peanut butter...

try getting the neighbor's dog to lick your balls with a spoonful of chummus.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #720 on: December 14, 2010, 08:06:58 AM »
Coz, I owe you for that gif.  Oh man do I owe you.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #721 on: December 14, 2010, 10:14:49 AM »
Hahaha, awesome.  Which one, though?

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #722 on: December 14, 2010, 11:20:02 AM »
Hahaha, awesome.  Which one, though?

Katherine Heigl of course!
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #723 on: December 14, 2010, 11:43:00 AM »
Then these will be as much to your enjoyment, but certainly no more SFW than the last one.  That said, they should still be acceptable to post links to, since they'd likely be okay to show on TV.

Link

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #724 on: December 14, 2010, 11:46:54 AM »
I hate to say it, but in a week's time I'll be applying for my official "Old As Mold" card.

Fuck. 
Yay, a female fogie. :tup

You mean Cougar  :P
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #727 on: December 14, 2010, 12:13:24 PM »
I should've renamed it champagne facial.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #728 on: December 14, 2010, 12:16:14 PM »
I should've renamed it champagne facial.
That reminds me of a very old school Hustler cartoon.  It's a shot of a local carnival, with all the booths in line, and at the end is Clinton with his Johnson in his hand and a sign in front of him that says "Face Painting."

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #729 on: December 14, 2010, 12:17:52 PM »
:rollin

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #730 on: December 14, 2010, 12:33:40 PM »
make sure you all warm a place up for me, my bones are achy from getting up from my chair and i need a nap in 2 weeks.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #731 on: December 14, 2010, 01:06:03 PM »
reporting for duty in the Old as Mold club. 43 in feb and youth is a distant memory. I feel very awkward singing Youth Gone Wild nowadays.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #732 on: December 14, 2010, 01:10:49 PM »
It's cold as fuck in Virginia and its only a matter of time before the near crippling arthitis in my shoulder rears its ugly head.
     

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #733 on: December 14, 2010, 01:22:28 PM »
reporting for duty in the Old as Mold club. 43 in feb and youth is a distant memory. I feel very awkward singing Youth Gone Wild nowadays.
Shit, I felt funny singing it in 1987.... :lol

(I actually like it a lot more than I did then...)
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #734 on: December 14, 2010, 01:55:44 PM »
TAC, their second album did kick ass though.  Much more balls to it.


And lonestar..... :rollin
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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