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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1225 on: May 07, 2012, 07:55:58 AM »
Oh hi fellow fogies. Any grey hairs lately?

Only under my sac.  I manscape everywhere else (it's hard to reach all the way under.

You should've heeded the wise obscure's advice.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1226 on: May 07, 2012, 07:58:12 AM »
I realize that now  :facepalm:
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1227 on: May 07, 2012, 08:14:39 AM »
It's funny; while I realize and aware of how much time has passed since I was young, it doesn't bother me much.

The way I look at it, I have a wonderful family, a job, a home and am relatively healthy. Time can throw itself at me and I think I'm ok.
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« Reply #1228 on: May 07, 2012, 08:36:05 AM »
The way I look at it, I have a wonderful family, a job, a home and am relatively healthy. Time can throw itself at me and I think I'm ok.
I have to remind myself of this too sometimes. I wonder where all the time when now that I'm 30. Then I realize that I'm exactly where I wanted to be when I got to this age. I have a wonderful wife and two great little boys. A good job/career. It's hard to ask for much more.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1229 on: May 07, 2012, 08:55:01 AM »
This thread makes me feel so young  :rollin :rollin :rollin

Sweetie, I can make you feel a hell of a lot younger than this thread does.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1230 on: May 07, 2012, 09:35:44 AM »
Feeling especially old today, fellow fogeys.

Why's that?
I don't know.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1231 on: May 07, 2012, 09:44:28 AM »
Ok, at least it's not a specific reason like "it hurts to pee" or "I just can't eat cheese the way I used to".
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1232 on: May 07, 2012, 10:49:31 AM »
This thread makes me feel so young  :rollin :rollin :rollin

Sweetie, I can make you feel a hell of a lot younger than this thread does.

Holy shit!!!! :omg: the only rocking response possible


also

do want :eyebrows:



Ok, at least it's not a specific reason like "it hurts to pee" or "I just can't eat cheese the way I used to".
another brilliant response.... way to go Chad.. I'm with you on this one!

happens to all of us... two weeks ago I constantly felt like a bus was gonna hit me on my way to car park.
Hope it won't last long Hef... remember .... you came on board with me for my future business  ;)

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« Reply #1233 on: May 07, 2012, 11:25:27 AM »
This thread makes me feel so young  :rollin :rollin :rollin

Sweetie, I can make you feel a hell of a lot younger than this thread does.

Holy shit!!!! :omg: the only rocking response possible

That's not a response, that's a promise. ;)

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« Reply #1234 on: May 07, 2012, 01:40:39 PM »
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« Reply #1235 on: May 07, 2012, 01:44:05 PM »
Makes 'em wet their Depends....just not the way they were intended.
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« Reply #1236 on: May 07, 2012, 01:44:28 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #1237 on: May 07, 2012, 02:11:13 PM »
lonestar rolling eyes in the back of girl's heads and curling their toes since the mid 80's. :hat

so Sig-worthy, wish I had room.

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« Reply #1238 on: May 07, 2012, 03:27:24 PM »
lonestar rolling eyes in the back of girl's heads and curling their toes since the mid 80's. :hat

so Sig-worthy, wish I had room.

Copy the quote somewhere, so if you ever chose to archive/change/rotate any of the below, you can do so easily.  Maybe time to put the doc's quote on the shelf for a bit.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1239 on: May 07, 2012, 03:30:19 PM »
Orbert you're dad sounds awesome.

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« Reply #1240 on: May 07, 2012, 03:42:22 PM »
lonestar rolling eyes in the back of girl's heads and curling their toes since the mid 80's. :hat

so Sig-worthy, wish I had room.

Copy the quote somewhere, so if you ever chose to archive/change/rotate any of the below, you can do so easily.  Maybe time to put the doc's quote on the shelf for a bit.
That one is hard to give up, it is validation for me. I can talk all the culinary smack I want, but to have it backed up by someone who has eaten my food, priceless.

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« Reply #1241 on: May 07, 2012, 03:56:39 PM »
We know it's your creed RJ.  We know.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #1242 on: May 09, 2012, 06:21:41 AM »
lonestar rolling eyes in the back of girl's heads and curling their toes since the mid 80's. :hat

so Sig-worthy, wish I had room.

Copy the quote somewhere, so if you ever chose to archive/change/rotate any of the below, you can do so easily.  Maybe time to put the doc's quote on the shelf for a bit.
That one is hard to give up, it is validation for me. I can talk all the culinary smack I want, but to have it backed up by someone who has eaten my food, priceless.
lonestar rolling eyes in the back of girl's heads and curling their toes since the mid 80's. :hat

so Sig-worthy, wish I had room.

Copy the quote somewhere, so if you ever chose to archive/change/rotate any of the below, you can do so easily.  Maybe time to put the doc's quote on the shelf for a bit.
That one is hard to give up, it is validation for me. I can talk all the culinary smack I want, but to have it backed up by someone who has eaten my food, priceless.

I'll give you something sig-worthy once I've eaten your food....







oh that didn't come out right...... did it?

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« Reply #1243 on: May 09, 2012, 07:00:45 AM »
That came out fine. If you had said something about eating his hot dog or sampling his cream-filled éclair, then we'd have some issues.
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« Reply #1244 on: May 09, 2012, 08:05:36 AM »

That one is hard to give up, it is validation for me. I can talk all the culinary smack I want, but to have it backed up by someone who has eaten my food, priceless.

I'll give you something sig-worthy once I've eaten your food....



oh that didn't come out right...... did it?

Not yet, at least. ::)

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« Reply #1245 on: May 09, 2012, 08:10:38 AM »

That one is hard to give up, it is validation for me. I can talk all the culinary smack I want, but to have it backed up by someone who has eaten my food, priceless.

I'll give you something sig-worthy once I've eaten your food....



oh that didn't come out right...... did it?

Not yet, at least. ::)
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A. Andy's Love Advice Forum
« Reply #1246 on: May 09, 2012, 08:11:43 AM »
Beat me to it by 30 seconds, word for word. 

I think the alternate thread title should be altered to reflect the new theme of this thread.
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« Reply #1247 on: May 09, 2012, 08:22:17 AM »
 :rollin

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« Reply #1248 on: May 09, 2012, 10:47:03 AM »
That came out fine. If you had said something about eating his hot dog or sampling his cream-filled éclair, then we'd have some issues.

Reminds me of the whole Howard Stern bit....when they play the match game.

HOWARD STERN
All right, now, Let's keep going. Now it's gonna get a little rougher, OK? Everybody ready? Blank a-doodle-doo. Blank a-doodle-doo. [Music Plays] Blank a-doodle-doo. Think about that while the celebrities are writing. Here we are. Let's go over to our Dick Nixon, our own ex-president. What do you got there, Dick?
FRED NORRIS
Well, it takes a Dick to know a cock, and that's what I wrote.
HOWARD STERN
Cock-a-doodle-doo. Now, that's what I would have said. That seemed like the obvious answer. OK, let's go to our own Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling. Jackie The Jokeman?
JACKIE
Gene, I have cock, and I wrote it big. I have a big cock.
HOWARD STERN
Uh, I don't think you can say "big cock" on the radio. I think that's a no-no.
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But I just said pussy.
JACKIE
Yeah, she just said pussy.
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Yes, pussy is OK. It's the way he says it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth sounds awfully dirty.
JACKIE
So I can't say "big cock," but you can say "big cock coming out of my mouth"?
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That's correct.
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That sucks.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club 30&Over/A.K.A, Obscure, Lonestar Lovefest!
« Reply #1249 on: May 26, 2012, 11:08:07 PM »
Is there anything special I need to do to gain access to this club?  Secret handshake?  Hazing?  Getting shit-faced drunk in a back alley somewheres?

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« Reply #1250 on: May 26, 2012, 11:21:37 PM »
here:

tell us one part of your body that aches in an annoying fashion.
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also the thread title... bahahahahah   :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #1251 on: May 26, 2012, 11:32:08 PM »
Easy - my right hip.  I've had a bad case of hip bursitis since November of 2007 thanks to a busted POS car and a ginormous hill that I had to walk up to catch the bus to work.  I got a cortisone shot for it last year, but the pain never really 100% went away.  If I were in California, I could get a "card" for it since it's lower back pain AND it's been going on for over 4 years.

That okay?
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« Reply #1252 on: May 26, 2012, 11:33:38 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol you belong with us lady.  :heart

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« Reply #1253 on: May 26, 2012, 11:37:33 PM »
Sweet. :lol

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« Reply #1254 on: May 27, 2012, 04:38:09 AM »
Easy - my right hip.  I've had a bad case of hip bursitis since November of 2007 thanks to a busted POS car and a ginormous hill that I had to walk up to catch the bus to work.  I got a cortisone shot for it last year, but the pain never really 100% went away.  If I were in California, I could get a "card" for it since it's lower back pain AND it's been going on for over 4 years.

That okay?

As in wheelchair card for your vehicle so you get to park front and center in the gimp spots?  Yeah, you can be our spokesperson then.

As for me, my right elbow has been aching on the inside for a while now.  Try to stretch out my forearm daily, but for some reason I've evolved into a 'side' sleeper.  When I sleep on my right side, and naturally put my hand under my head, it just kills my elbow the next day.

What else for a fogey ... oh yeah, was walking the dogs yesterday, and one of my favorite :metal tunes came on the iPhone (Flaming Row - Unearth the Truth)... started headbanging and air drumming a little.  Couple of city workers doing some curb work were looking at me like "you look like a doofus headbanging you old turd!".  :lol
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1255 on: May 27, 2012, 05:33:46 AM »
Uhg.  I'm too old to drink as much as I did yesterday.
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« Reply #1256 on: May 27, 2012, 10:43:01 AM »
So in the past two days I/we (wife and I) have:

- vacuumed the house
- straightened the living room
- straightened and cleaned the kitchen
- steam cleaned the kitchen floor
- steam cleaned the den floor
- taken Eric & Cody on walks both days
- taken 8 bags of trash and useless shit to the dumpster
- gone shopping for foodstuffs for today's cookout
- bought beer & wine to supplement the fully stocked bar we maintain
- bathed Cody and trimmed his nails
- cleaned the living room carpet
- made and formed the burgers
- just put the Bear down for a nap and have 3 hours to chill, perhaps nap, and get ready for company

Not too bad for a weekend....
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« Reply #1257 on: May 27, 2012, 12:21:05 PM »
Easy - my right hip.  I've had a bad case of hip bursitis since November of 2007 thanks to a busted POS car and a ginormous hill that I had to walk up to catch the bus to work.  I got a cortisone shot for it last year, but the pain never really 100% went away.  If I were in California, I could get a "card" for it since it's lower back pain AND it's been going on for over 4 years.

That okay?

As in wheelchair card for your vehicle so you get to park front and center in the gimp spots?  Yeah, you can be our spokesperson then.

Nah, I was talking about a medical green card, if you catch mah drift. ;)

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« Reply #1258 on: May 27, 2012, 03:11:17 PM »
Don't they give those out like candy out there?
     

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« Reply #1259 on: May 27, 2012, 04:09:41 PM »
Easy - my right hip.  I've had a bad case of hip bursitis since November of 2007 thanks to a busted POS car and a ginormous hill that I had to walk up to catch the bus to work.  I got a cortisone shot for it last year, but the pain never really 100% went away.  If I were in California, I could get a "card" for it since it's lower back pain AND it's been going on for over 4 years.

That okay?

As in wheelchair card for your vehicle so you get to park front and center in the gimp spots?  Yeah, you can be our spokesperson then.

Nah, I was talking about a medical green card, if you catch mah drift. ;)
Like those Austin cops actually give a shit about it.   :lol   It'd certainly be nice to not have to worry about it at all, but most Texas cops don't make you worry too much, anyway.  My guess is that the sort of behavior that'd be required to get you busted up here would get you busted out there, even with a card. 
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