That came out fine. If you had said something about eating his hot dog or sampling his cream-filled éclair, then we'd have some issues.
Reminds me of the whole Howard Stern bit....when they play the match game.
HOWARD STERN
All right, now, Let's keep going. Now it's gonna get a little rougher, OK? Everybody ready? Blank a-doodle-doo. Blank a-doodle-doo. [Music Plays] Blank a-doodle-doo. Think about that while the celebrities are writing. Here we are. Let's go over to our Dick Nixon, our own ex-president. What do you got there, Dick?
FRED NORRIS
Well, it takes a Dick to know a cock, and that's what I wrote.
HOWARD STERN
Cock-a-doodle-doo. Now, that's what I would have said. That seemed like the obvious answer. OK, let's go to our own Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling. Jackie The Jokeman?
JACKIE
Gene, I have cock, and I wrote it big. I have a big cock.
HOWARD STERN
Uh, I don't think you can say "big cock" on the radio. I think that's a no-no.
ROBIN QUIVERS
But I just said pussy.
JACKIE
Yeah, she just said pussy.
HOWARD STERN
Yes, pussy is OK. It's the way he says it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth sounds awfully dirty.
JACKIE
So I can't say "big cock," but you can say "big cock coming out of my mouth"?
HOWARD STERN
That's correct.
JACKIE
That sucks.