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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2009, 04:02:10 PM »
This is all us olf fogeys have left.  Who is right and who is wrong.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2009, 04:42:23 PM »
Veronica, you don't have kids yet, though. 

Get out there and have some fun while you still can!

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2009, 09:10:19 PM »
Time for some geritol and a good nights rest.:tick:

(seriously, what the hell is geritol anyway ?)
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2009, 10:28:59 PM »
I never found out.  When we were kids, there were commercials for it all the time, but all I knew was that old people took it.  Don't know why, or what it did.  Now I never see it. Is it still around?

But Geritol <--> "geriatric" = "old person".  Can't be a coincidence.  It's a tonic for old people.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2009, 12:07:21 AM »
Veronica, you don't have kids yet, though. 

Get out there and have some fun while you still can!
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2009, 06:01:23 AM »
I never found out.  When we were kids, there were commercials for it all the time, but all I knew was that old people took it.  Don't know why, or what it did.  Now I never see it. Is it still around?

But Geritol <--> "geriatric" = "old person".  Can't be a coincidence.  It's a tonic for old people.
I'm guessing its like old people vitimins they take before bed ? I remember my grandparents watching Lawrence Welk, and Lawrence would pedal the hell out of the crap.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2009, 08:20:06 AM »
I never found out.  When we were kids, there were commercials for it all the time, but all I knew was that old people took it.  Don't know why, or what it did.  Now I never see it. Is it still around?

But Geritol <--> "geriatric" = "old person".  Can't be a coincidence.  It's a tonic for old people.
I'm guessing its like old people vitimins they take before bed ? I remember my grandparents watching Lawrence Welk, and Lawrence would pedal the hell out of the crap.

Geritol was introduced as an alcohol-based, iron and B vitamin tonic
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2009, 08:46:44 AM »
I knew it!  Freakin' vitamin-enhanced nightcap for old people.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #78 on: May 05, 2009, 09:00:15 AM »
I knew it!  Freakin' vitamin-enhanced nightcap for old people.
lol :biggrin:
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« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2009, 09:04:51 AM »
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #80 on: May 05, 2009, 09:54:03 AM »
Attention older balding men :
All that precious hair you have lost on top of your head is now growing out of your ears and nose. Hey, be thankfull for what you have. I'm lucky, I still have it gowing out of all locations !
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #81 on: May 05, 2009, 10:53:38 AM »
Attention older balding men :
All that precious hair you have lost on top of your head is now growing out of your ears and nose. Hey, be thankfull for what you have. I'm lucky, I still have it gowing out of all locations !

Your is just growning out od your ears and nose only?  Your a lucky man Tick!
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #82 on: May 05, 2009, 11:11:46 AM »
Attention older balding men :
All that precious hair you have lost on top of your head is now growing out of your ears and nose. Hey, be thankfull for what you have. I'm lucky, I still have it gowing out of all locations !

Your is just growning out od your ears and nose only?  Your a lucky man Tick!
I don't want to know where your growing hair. Its sounds scary. :biggrin:
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #83 on: May 05, 2009, 11:15:50 AM »
Attention older balding men :
All that precious hair you have lost on top of your head is now growing out of your ears and nose. Hey, be thankfull for what you have. I'm lucky, I still have it gowing out of all locations !

Your is just growning out od your ears and nose only?  Your a lucky man Tick!
I don't want to know where your growing hair. Its sounds scary. :biggrin:

I can't help it,  I'm half Lebanese!
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #84 on: May 05, 2009, 11:27:45 AM »
my tenth anniversary on Friday.

Saturday night after a long day, I turned the light off at 9:30.
My wife proceeded to rip about a 25 second fart that trumpeted at the beginning..."saxed" at the end and scared the dog off the bed.

she then giggled herself to sleep.

I'm 34.
This is my life.

This is every married mans life.  Richard Jeni had a great story about this.  If i find it on youtube, I'll post it later.

:lol :lol

my sons thought until I had a daughter that females were exempt from excretion, or perhaps lacked sphincters altogether.

We uphold some semblence of ladylikeness around this house.

Goddamnit, fucking right we do. :lol

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #85 on: May 05, 2009, 11:30:18 AM »
my tenth anniversary on Friday.

Saturday night after a long day, I turned the light off at 9:30.
My wife proceeded to rip about a 25 second fart that trumpeted at the beginning..."saxed" at the end and scared the dog off the bed.

she then giggled herself to sleep.

I'm 34.
This is my life.

This is every married mans life.  Richard Jeni had a great story about this.  If i find it on youtube, I'll post it later.

:lol :lol

my sons thought until I had a daughter that females were exempt from excretion, or perhaps lacked sphincters altogether.

We uphold some semblence of ladylikeness around this house.

Goddamnit, fucking right we do. :lol

So pregnancy isn't because there's a baby in there, it's because of the lack of sphincter to expel the feces? :tard
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #86 on: May 05, 2009, 11:31:03 AM »
Pregnancy isn't pregnancy. It's what happens to your stomach if you swallow a watermelon seed.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #87 on: May 05, 2009, 12:08:23 PM »
not around my house......if you got it....blast it...is pretty much the moto.

The house can sometimes smell like a toilet no matter what room you're in...but we're all feeling quite well gastronomically.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2009, 12:15:45 PM »
My six year old daughter randomly decided that farts come from "the butt cave" and now hollers at her father about his butt cave quite often.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #89 on: May 05, 2009, 01:02:06 PM »
This is all us olf fogeys have left.  Who is right and who is wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMja234w77M
: :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #90 on: May 05, 2009, 04:56:59 PM »
"To the Butt Cave, Robin!"

Robin: sigh *grabs the Vaseline*

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2009, 01:52:36 PM »
An old fogey tidmit for ya.
 I went to see Yanni last night. Laugh if you wish, but it was an amazing concert. I was shocked at how good it was.
No Geritol required.
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« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2009, 02:14:47 PM »
An old fogey tidmit for ya.
 I went to see Yanni last night. Laugh if you wish, but it was an amazing concert. I was shocked at how good it was.
No Geritol required.

It's ok now that he got rid of his porn stache and Linda Evans. ;)
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2009, 04:11:11 PM »
Yanni is awesome.  I still spin Live at the Acropolis once in a while.

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2009, 04:20:02 PM »
Yanni is awesome.  I still spin Live at the Acropolis once in a while.
I also have that cd, so when I was offered free tickets, I jumped on the offer. Damn glad I did. It was a tremendous show.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #95 on: May 07, 2009, 06:43:11 AM »
"To the Butt Cave, Robin!"

Robin: sigh *grabs the Vaseline*

:lol :lol

So, old people, my arthritis is aggressive it would seem. This is a bitch. So now I find myself wondering whether theres' anything I want to do with my hands that I never learned to do, because I want to do everything while I still can. I have a feeling I won't learn guitar with my kid after all, but that's alright. Still though, there's a nagging feeling that I need to hurry because a year ago this time I was fine and now both of my hands are in hte beginning stages of gnarling, and I'm 36.

I was thinking of makign a thread about "what would you do if you knew one of your appendages was going to become useless iwthin ten years" but I'm going to get nothing but "fap" and "fuck" :lol

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #96 on: May 07, 2009, 06:48:53 AM »
From this crowd that's all you'll get.
At least it's honesty.

(fap fap fap)
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #97 on: May 07, 2009, 11:50:19 AM »
Try piano instead?  That's a serious answer.  I can play the piano in my sleep, upside-down, or on combinations of drugs for which there are no names, but guitar and other stringed instruments elude me.  Fingers just can't do it.  But the piano is much more forgiving.  Hit the key, you get the note.  It seems like it would be less demanding for someone with limited function in their fingers/hands.


I was all set to come in here with a new topic, in a much less serious vein, but Jen's topic is serious and kind of a downer.

So I'll start it up anyway, because we need lighter fare to balance the serious, and I think we can handle two topics at once.  We're not that senile yet, right?  Wait... what was I talking about?

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I was sitting there in a food court last night, eating some KFC, digging on Colonel Sanders' special blend of eleven herbs and spices, when it occurred to me that you never hear them mention the special blend of eleven herbs and spices anymore.  Across the way is a McDonald's, and a thought comes unbidden into my mind:

"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"

And I found myself thinking about all kind of advertising slogans that I grew up with but never hear anymore.

"You're in good hands with Allstate"
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"
"Give your cold to Contac"
"Tastes Great, Less Filling"

Anyone else?

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #98 on: May 07, 2009, 11:56:18 AM »
I want my Maypo!

Where's the beef??
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #99 on: May 07, 2009, 12:14:58 PM »
ROLAIDS spells relief.

The incredible edible egg.


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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club ! Ages 30 and over
« Reply #100 on: May 07, 2009, 12:38:17 PM »
I;d like to teach the world to sing.......


I'm a pepper, hes a pepper,

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« Reply #101 on: May 07, 2009, 12:45:19 PM »
I am stuck on Band Aid brand, cause Band Aid's stuck on me/ ;D
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« Reply #102 on: May 07, 2009, 12:46:54 PM »
Alka Seltzer...
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

No that shows my age. :biggrin:
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« Reply #103 on: May 07, 2009, 12:51:23 PM »
Mt balonry has a first name its OSCAR
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« Reply #104 on: May 07, 2009, 12:53:14 PM »
SHAMWOW!!!


Have a coke and a smile (and STFU-eddie murphy version)

hhmm...what's the 2000 Flushes one?.....
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