The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!

[King Postwhore]

It also doubles for begging the wife to go out with the guys.

[jingle.boy]

It also doubles for begging the wife to go out with the guys.

Hopefully it doubles as something for the missus' too. 

[JayOctavarium]

You guys are old.

[El Barto]

One of the truly delightful aspects of getting older is the comedic opportunities of being in an office full of people over 55 that don't hear as well as the might. Whether from selective hearing (due to diminished brain capacity) or actual hearing loss, there is a never ending stream of misheard sentences.

"Did you get your new ear piece today?" Will variably heard as "hair piece", "ear pierce", "hair tease", or "herpes" depending on how far down the hall one is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5HsDRRPRY

[Podaar]

 

"I'll give you my herpes for a souvenir."

[jingle.boy]

You guys are old.

I think the word you're searching for is "seasoned"... or perhaps "distinguished".

It's ok youngling... your vocabulary will develop in time.

[JayOctavarium]

You guys are old.

I think the word you're searching for is "seasoned"... or perhaps "distinguished".

It's ok youngling... your vocabulary will develop in time.

Let's go with ancient.

[King Postwhore]

Jay, stop being so credulous.

[Podaar]

You guys are old.

I think the word you're searching for is "seasoned"... or perhaps "distinguished".

It's ok youngling... your vocabulary will develop in time.

Let's go with ancient.

[Stadler]

That's my line. Get off my post.

[gmillerdrake]

Gonna rant a bit.....

Weekends are valuable time. One thing that really ticks me off is when I have to 'waste' this time on instances that I really don't see the point in participating in. I am facing two such instances this weekend. Tomorrow night my wife has invited a group of friends (that we just saw last weekend) over to our house for another get together. Don't get me wrong...like the people well enough and I like getting together but, we just saw them last week. Really don't need a repeat gathering so soon. Plus, a couple of the guys in this group are tough to talk to...very dry and frankly boring.  It'd be a neat experiment but I'd be willing to bet I could type out the minimal, emotionless conversation I'll end up having with them right now....record the actual conversations that night....and they'd be spot on...because why???.... it's the same topics and points every time. Ugh!! Not trying to be mean but just being honest. In my eyes if spending time with friends was the point of tomorrow night she should have targeted a different group of friends to do it with, ones that we haven't seen in a while. But...whatever....I'm obligated now due to her commitment.

Saturday my wife agreed to visit one of her former co-workers of which I HAVE to go because literally the last five times she's went over to see her or they've came here I've either stayed home or left. Again, it's the husband. dude is no fun at all to hang with and I know (from my wife) that he has cheated on his wife and I've witnessed him wasted and he's just not nice. So, I don't like hanging out with the guy. He and his wife are working through the infidelity and working on saving their marriage....good for them....they have three young sons our kids age so I'm glad they didn't just throw in the towel....but, I simply don't like the guy. But, being that I've skipped so many of these get together's...again, I'm obligated to go.

So simply put...due to obligation I'm going to have to waste my Weekend nights this weekend on situations I would prefer not to be in. I'll try to make the best of them I suppose but bottom line is I really just felt like whining and pouting about it.

[TAC]

I'd tell Mrs. Drake that you expect a hummer Sunday morning.

[jingle.boy]

I'd tell Mrs. Drake that you expect a hummer Sunday morning.

   Let me know how that works out.

I hear ya Gary... the only thing that helps me in those situations is Scotch.  Sadly... not an option on your end.    Maybe you can spontaneously start suffering from migraines?

[TAC]

Tell the Mrs. you're running a roulette on DTF!

[gmillerdrake]

I'd tell Mrs. Drake that you expect a hummer Sunday morning.

   Let me know how that works out.

Actually.....I'm beginning to piece together the courtesy hummer this afternoon now. It wasn't shortly after that I got the 'oh, by the way...remember we're going to Sarah's on Saturday and we're having the St. John's group over tomorrow night'.      

I hear ya Gary... the only thing that helps me in those situations is Scotch.  Sadly... not an option on your end.    Maybe you can spontaneously start suffering from migraines?

Unfortunately my go to vice....coffee...will do me no good in either instance. I can wing tomorrow night by creating a massive bonfire in the new patio fire pit....tomorrow won't suck as bad I suppose. But Saturday is just going to be a real turd. Unless I buy home opener Blues tickets then pass it off like I 'won' them...so then I'd have to go to the Blues home opener?

[TAC]

"So honey, I was listening to TAC and JBoy, yeah, you've probably never heard of them, but they were giving away tickets on WDTF and I was the 69th caller!!!!

[gmillerdrake]

"So honey, I was listening to TAC and JBoy, yeah, you've probably never heard of them

she knows of Chad as "my Canadian Friend"      If were ever texting or happen to be talking on the phone and she asks who I'm talking to I just say "Chad, my Canadian Friend from the Forum" I usually get some sort of eye roll or other method of making fun of me because despite having been on this forum coming up on 7 years now....she still thinks it's 'weird' that I have communication with any of you guys outside this forum. Heck, the first time KevShmev and I went out and grabbed wings she looked at me like I had 4 eyes.     She can't understand it.

[jingle.boy]

Always happy to be the token "Canadian Friend".  You, on the other hand, are known to Mrs.jingle and the jingle.kids as "that rage posting St. Louis Blues fan".   

Actually, you're the guy I glitter bombed - jingle.kids helped.

[gmillerdrake]

Always happy to be the token "Canadian Friend".  You, on the other hand, are known to Mrs.jingle and the jingle.kids as "that rage posting St. Louis Blues fan".   

Actually, you're the guy I glitter bombed - jingle.kids helped.

Ugh! That was SO much glitter. 

I'm working on my rage posts towards the Blues. I thought i was more controlled last season....only dolling them out when applicable rather than on every occasion.

[jingle.boy]

Always happy to be the token "Canadian Friend".  You, on the other hand, are known to Mrs.jingle and the jingle.kids as "that rage posting St. Louis Blues fan".   

Actually, you're the guy I glitter bombed - jingle.kids helped.

Ugh! That was SO much glitter. 

I'm working on my rage posts towards the Blues. I thought i was more controlled last season....only dolling them out when applicable rather than on every occasion.

Yes, you were very restrained last year.  Still, the one where you posted all the pictures of the game book (didn't you take a sharpie to every page or something?) .... that was epic.

[Podaar]

Keep it down with all the joyfulness in here! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, GODDAMNIT!

[King Postwhore]

When I get home todsy it's nap time. 

[gmillerdrake]

Always happy to be the token "Canadian Friend".  You, on the other hand, are known to Mrs.jingle and the jingle.kids as "that rage posting St. Louis Blues fan".   

Actually, you're the guy I glitter bombed - jingle.kids helped.

Ugh! That was SO much glitter. 

I'm working on my rage posts towards the Blues. I thought i was more controlled last season....only dolling them out when applicable rather than on every occasion.

Yes, you were very restrained last year.  Still, the one where you posted all the pictures of the game book (didn't you take a sharpie to every page or something?) .... that was epic.

It was me flipping each individual player off....and they each deserved it that year.

[Podaar]

I just received word: My daughter-in-law has started labor. Grandchild #6 is on her way! 

[Orbert]

Congratulations!

[Podaar]

Thanks, Orbert!

It should be a fun week of cigars, Scotch and snuggling a fresh human. I love welcoming a new member to the family.

[King Postwhore]

That's awesome news!!

[gmillerdrake]

Awesome Gregg!!       

[TAC]

Awesome!!!

[jingle.boy]

I just received word: My daughter-in-law has started labor. Grandchild #6 is on her way! 

Fuck you're old.   

[Podaar]

She was born at 12:30! Mother and baby are doing great.

[jingle.boy]

She was born at 12:30! Mother and baby are doing great.

   

Also, pics (eventually) or it didn't happen.

[gmillerdrake]

I just received word: My daughter-in-law has started labor. Grandchild #6 is on her way! 

Fuck you're old.   

Gregg needs to start a new thread....geared towards Grandparents. They could discuss the latest flavor of Ensure...newest cataract surgery techniques....and hone their 'back in my day' quotes.

[gmillerdrake]

She was born at 12:30! Mother and baby are doing great.

Awesome

[jingle.boy]

I just received word: My daughter-in-law has started labor. Grandchild #6 is on her way! 

Fuck you're old.   

Gregg needs to start a new thread....geared towards Grandparents. They could discuss the latest flavor of Ensure...newest cataract surgery techniques....and hone their 'back in my day' quotes.

He could start it with a d Depends vs Attends poll.