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That's it.
You're locked inside a room with a DT member for let's say... a month (or a week for those who feel a month is too much), with enough food to be alright.
Which member would it be?
What would you do?

And a DTF member? (lol jk)

EXDT members as well.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2015, 07:43:49 PM »
Charlie. He'd be entertaining for a while, and then I would use him for sustenance.


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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2015, 08:01:57 PM »
JP because he's strong enough to break us out of whatever room we're trapped in. That way, I can bring home all the extra food :D
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2015, 08:22:34 PM »
JP...  We'd write the music and lyrics for a concept album titled "Locked In A Room"
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2015, 08:27:15 PM »
Trapped in a room for a month with a DT member?  I guess the obvious answer is LaBrie since cannibalism will most likely come into play.

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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2015, 08:55:31 PM »
Seriously though, the only true answer is JM. One month with the same guy, you want someone who doesn't chew your ear off.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2015, 09:50:37 AM »
It would either be Rudess, Petrucci, or Portnoy.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2015, 04:20:58 PM »
Portnoy's hyperness/OCD would drive me nuts.

I'd pick JP, cuz he's chill, friendly and very creative.

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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2015, 08:50:48 PM »
Probably MP just because we'd have the most to talk about and we're already friends.

But if I could, I'd also have JP in the room and just remain a fly on the wall so that the two of them could hammer out whatever differences they have.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2015, 09:54:58 PM »
JM....Judging from his lyrics and demeanor, I think I'd have the most to learn from him.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2015, 11:23:02 PM »
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2015, 08:24:46 AM »
Charlie. He'd be entertaining for a while, and then I would use him for sustenance.


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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2015, 08:54:51 AM »
I'd love to be trapped in the same room with JMX just to see who would be the first to break the awkward silence. :lol

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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2015, 09:58:27 AM »
What a strange question.

Oh wait, it's DTF.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2015, 10:31:16 AM »
Kevin Moore or John Petrucci.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2015, 11:27:00 AM »
So, since the OP said there would be enough food to survive, all you people claiming "cannibalism!" are sick bastards.   Hahaha.

Me, it would be Mike, and I would try my hand at music trivia with him.  I'd probably lose, but I'd like to see where I stand. 

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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2015, 11:35:35 AM »
What a strange question.

Oh wait, it's DTF.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2015, 11:36:35 AM »
So, since the OP said there would be enough food to survive, all you people claiming "cannibalism!" are sick bastards.   Hahaha.

Me, it would be Mike, and I would try my hand at music trivia with him.  I'd probably lose, but I'd like to see where I stand.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2015, 07:43:20 PM »
John Petrucci! He's sort of an idol to me...

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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2015, 03:31:53 AM »
I would say JP, as long as we could both have a guitar and he is happy to spend the month teaching me how to play as well as he does! (We may need a few years  ::) 

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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2015, 11:32:40 AM »
Oh yeah, MIKE!
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2015, 12:18:27 PM »
Your premise is flawed! Most people would live the week without any food, however you'd need water or die in about 3 days.

As to the actual point, I'd likely pick Jordan or Petrucci, as I can see them having the most to discuss for a long time.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2015, 01:41:10 PM »
Seriously though, the only true answer is JM. One month with the same guy, you want someone who doesn't chew your ear off.

Or you finally force him to open up and learn something about him.
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« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2015, 08:39:25 PM »
James La Brie so I could have my way with him and make him mine. :rollin

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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2015, 08:33:20 AM »
JP. We would have profound conversations and share stroies
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« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2015, 10:32:47 AM »
JP. We would have profound conversations and share stroies
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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2015, 10:58:25 AM »
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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2015, 11:59:31 AM »
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« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2015, 01:22:00 PM »
JP. We would have profound conversations and share stroies
I have it on good authority that JP is a stroie horder and does not share his stroies with anyone.

Yeah he's quite reserved in interviews. That's why I want to hear more personal and interesting things from him. In a none creepy way of course.
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2015, 06:40:49 PM »
Definitely JP..

He's the best musician I know, and I'm a musician myself (composer too, it's worth noting).. So I guess starting for that and ending up who knows where we'd talk about a lot of stuff.. A pleasant moment that should be..  :azn:
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Re: Trapped inside a room with a DT Member: What would you do?
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2015, 08:01:22 AM »
What would I do if I were trapped in a room with a member of DT?

Try to figure out how to get the fuck out of the room, obviously.  :lol
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