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I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« on: April 18, 2015, 07:00:03 PM »
READ THE TITLE. I NEED TO REHEAT PIZZA. HOW DO?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 07:00:48 PM »
Sit on it for 10 minutes and let your body warmth heat it up.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2015, 07:08:20 PM »
Is it really that simple?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 07:24:15 PM »
In the oven 350 for 6 minutes. Use a cookie sheet 
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2015, 07:25:30 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 18, 2015, 07:24:15 PM
In the oven 350 for 6 minutes. Use a cookie sheet 

This is what I decided to do.

I stood there contemplating Kev's suggestion but I feel that too much could go wrong.


 
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2015, 07:30:46 PM »
no you can just unsit on it later
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2015, 07:40:47 PM »
For future reference, low and slow is the ticket. Re-baking it makes the crust too hard and dries it out, and might not even re-heat the toppings. A griddle at 200, covered, for half an hour is the way to go.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2015, 08:56:33 PM »
Find a lightningrod and hope you're lucky during a storm, like the one we just got up here in dallas
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2015, 12:52:14 AM »
Eat it cold like a real man you pansy.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2015, 01:03:11 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 19, 2015, 12:52:14 AM
Eat it cold like a real man you pansy.

 :lol

If a chef is telling you to eat something cold, then you damn well better eat it cold fucker.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2015, 01:34:55 AM »
Sometimes I think I like cold pizza as much as I love fresh, hot piping pizza.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2015, 02:43:56 AM »
Yeah, I often eat leftover pizza cold but if not I put it in the oven for a bit. NEVER the microwave. Ew.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2015, 02:50:27 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on April 19, 2015, 02:43:56 AM
Yeah, I often eat leftover pizza cold but if not I put it in the oven for a bit. NEVER the microwave. Ew.

Yeah, that's the WORST thing you can do for pizza.  Microwave....bloody amateurs.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2015, 04:51:26 AM »
Hydrate level 4.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2015, 04:52:10 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 19, 2015, 12:52:14 AM
Eat it cold like a real man you pansy.
Gotta go with this.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2015, 05:23:55 AM »
I can't stand cold pizza. I'd rather live in the civilised world.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2015, 09:08:44 AM »
Of course this scene comes to mind, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sqkbM4Yu7I
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2015, 10:21:23 AM »
Quote from: El Barto on April 18, 2015, 07:40:47 PM
For future reference, low and slow is the ticket. Re-baking it makes the crust too hard and dries it out, and might not even re-heat the toppings. A griddle at 200, covered, for half an hour is the way to go.

Couldn't agree more. I place mine on the sidewalk when I know the temperature will be between 70 and 85 degrees for a while. After a week, I've got a pizza even more evenly cooked than the first go round.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2015, 10:52:53 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 19, 2015, 12:52:14 AM
Eat it cold like a real man you pansy.
Occam's razor agrees.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2015, 05:09:47 PM »
Ok, because no one gave you the right answer let me enlighten you all. The best way to reheat pizza is in a big cast iron skillet. Heat up the skillet and put in some pizza slices. It crisps up the crust while the top slowly heats up and remelts. It's money. You are all welcome!
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2015, 05:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Chino on April 19, 2015, 04:51:26 AM
Hydrate level 4.

Oh Chino, you sure know how to hydrate a pizza.

Fruits please!


My suggestion is, fly into space with pizza, consume during reentry.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2015, 10:15:33 PM »
Quote from: Tick on April 19, 2015, 05:09:47 PM
Ok, because no one gave you the right answer let me enlighten you all. The best way to reheat pizza is in a big cast iron skillet. Heat up the skillet and put in some pizza slices. It crisps up the crust while the top slowly heats up and remelts. It's money. You are all welcome!

Spot on
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2015, 03:50:23 AM »
Jay please tell me you have basic food preparation skills :|
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2015, 07:17:21 AM »
Cold pizza is one of the best things ever.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM »
Cold pizza is disgusting.
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« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2015, 07:32:27 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
Cold pizza is disgusting.

As the only Italian in this thread I have absolute authority over everything pizza. Your opinion is irrelevant. Resistence is futile. You. Will. Be. Ex-teeer-minated!!  >:(
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2015, 07:36:30 AM »
Quote from: wasteland on April 20, 2015, 07:32:27 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
Cold pizza is disgusting.

As the only Italian in this thread I have absolute authority over everything pizza. Your opinion is irrelevant. Resistence is futile. You. Will. Be. Ex-teeer-minated!!  >:(

You won the argument at "Italian". Everything after that was redundant. :lol
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2015, 07:45:27 AM »
Cold pizza vs hot pizza really comes down to what kind of pizza it is. If it's a potato pizza, or a pizza with buffalo chicken on it, that's just fine served cold. If it has pepperoni or sausae on it, I need to heat it up.
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2015, 07:45:39 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
Cold pizza is disgusting.
Cold pizza is the breakfast of hung over champions!
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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2015, 07:46:14 AM »
Quote from: wasteland on April 20, 2015, 07:32:27 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
Cold pizza is disgusting.

As the only Italian in this thread I have absolute authority over everything pizza. Your opinion is irrelevant. Resistence is futile. You. Will. Be. Ex-teeer-minated!!  >:(

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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2015, 07:47:15 AM »
I thought you were American?
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2015, 07:47:38 AM »
Quote from: Tick on April 20, 2015, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
Cold pizza is disgusting.
Cold pizza is the breakfast of hung over champions!

I throw the leftover pizza in the oven, cook some eggs while it's warming up, and then proceed to put the eggs on the reheated pizza. Never fails to kick the day off right.
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2015, 07:48:00 AM »
Quote from: Chino on April 20, 2015, 07:45:27 AM
Cold pizza vs hot pizza really comes down to what kind of pizza it is. If it's a potato pizza, or a pizza with buffalo chicken on it, that's just fine served cold. If it has pepperoni or sausae on it, I need to heat it up.
To me plain cheese pizza is the best pizza eaten cold. Pizza with toppings in general I prefer reheated. BUT i have eaten any type of pizza cold if I too lazy to deal.
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« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2015, 07:48:32 AM »
Quote from: Chino on April 20, 2015, 07:47:38 AM
Quote from: Tick on April 20, 2015, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 20, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
Cold pizza is disgusting.
Cold pizza is the breakfast of hung over champions!

I throw the leftover pizza in the oven, cook some eggs while it's warming up, and then proceed to put the eggs on the reheated pizza. Never fails to kick the day off right.
Very interesting...
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Re: I HAVE HALF A PIZZA I NEED TO HEAT UP. I NEED HELP
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2015, 07:55:58 AM »
Chino wins.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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