Author Topic: Worst Movies (Read 11043 times)

ozzy554 · « **Reply #105 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:44:03 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 27, 2015, 06:07:24 PM

Dana Carvey's "Master of Disguise". Gets 1% on Rotten Tomatoes. Features Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek TNG) who likely assassinated his own career with that movie.
It needs to be seen to be believed. This is a collection of Spiner's running gag through the movie:

https://youtu.be/dePPJxRXhT8

My friend and I watched it recently and we laughed quite a bit......for all the wrong reasons. Everything is so stupid and poorly done it was actually kinda funny because it was just sooooo bad. The tone is really weird too, 95% percent of the movie aimed at REALLY young children and the other 5% are weird adult orientated jokes that do not fit in at all (these were most likely added when Happy Madison got involved.) According to IMDB Jim Carrey was offered the lead role, turning it down was one of the best decisions of his career.............turtle

Kotowboy · « **Reply #106 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:01:39 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 27, 2015, 06:07:24 PM

Dana Carvey's "Master of Disguise". Gets 1% on Rotten Tomatoes. Features Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek TNG) who likely assassinated his own career with that movie.
It needs to be seen to be believed. This is a collection of Spiner's running gag through the movie:

https://youtu.be/dePPJxRXhT8

I saw Nostalgia Critic's review of it. It looks feet-scrunchingly bad. Like when something is so awful you can't help tense your feet up.

bout to crash · « **Reply #107 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:31:10 PM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on March 27, 2015, 02:33:51 PM

Check out the plot description from Wikipedia:

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The movie starts with Parker being re-recruited by his former employers in the CIA to save the world from an evil vegetarian who brainwashes animals to kill people. The film ends with Leonard infiltrating the vegetarian base, fending off the vegetarians with magic meat he received from a Gypsy, freeing the captive animals and flooding the base using Alka-Seltzer. He escapes by riding an ostrich on the roof of the building, with the ostrich flying him down.

Omg, I need to see that

masterthes · « **Reply #108 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:40:36 PM »

Masters of the Universe. If anything, it was more disappointing than bad (although it is bad), but they turned a fantasy franchise and put sci-fi elements in it. I'm just glad that this new movie looks like it's going to keep to its roots

KevShmev · « **Reply #109 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:08:15 PM »

I used to say Natural Born Killers was the worst movie I had ever seen, but I caught some of it on cable a while back, and while much of it is over the top, senseless violence, which is the point obviously, Tommy Lee Jones' performance was great enough to where the film now has some redeeming value for me, even if much of it is still nauseating to watch.

ReaperKK · « **Reply #110 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:30:12 PM »

I was going to say The Room but over St. Pattys day weekend I saw something way worse at the hotel we were staying at. Abduction staring Taylor Lautner. It's the stupidest movie I have ever seen. The story is he is an outcast high school kid who is super rich and jacked yet can't get along with anyone. He finds a picture of a missing person on a website that he recognizes as him from a baby picture.

It's fucking terrible.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #111 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:41:14 AM »

You know, I love the Sex In The City series but damn the 2 movies, especially the second one was an abomination.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #112 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:17:08 AM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 27, 2015, 06:07:24 PM

Dana Carvey's "Master of Disguise". Gets 1% on Rotten Tomatoes. Features Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek TNG) who likely assassinated his own career with that movie.
It needs to be seen to be believed. This is a collection of Spiner's running gag through the movie:

https://youtu.be/dePPJxRXhT8

Yeah, that was bad.

The 80's were the best time for awful movies. For example, most of the films that featured Bo Derek, like Bolero or Tarzan the Ape Man (I mean, they had plenty of Bo Derek, which visually was good, but not in any other way).

King Postwhore · « **Reply #113 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:53:42 AM »

Yet Bo Derek pulled you in to watch them.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #114 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:13:39 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 28, 2015, 05:53:42 AM

Yet Bo Derek pulled you in to watch them.

I watched them.

I watched some of them twice.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #115 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:22:22 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 28, 2015, 04:41:14 AM

You know, I love the Sex In The City series but damn the 2 movies, especially the second one was an abomination.

I love Mark Kermode's review of it.

KevShmev · « **Reply #116 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:26:27 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 28, 2015, 04:41:14 AM

You know, I love the Sex In The City series but damn the 2 movies, especially the second one was an abomination.

The first one wasn't bad. They Hollywood-ed it up too much, but it was still fairly enjoyable.

The second, like you said, was an abomination. I could barely get through it.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #117 on:** March 28, 2015, 09:32:00 AM »

Quote from: Scorpion on March 27, 2015, 04:44:52 PM

That sounds amazing.

This.

I feel like I need to see this.

Quote from: masterthes on March 27, 2015, 08:40:36 PM

Masters of the Universe. If anything, it was more disappointing than bad (although it is bad), but they turned a fantasy franchise and put sci-fi elements in it. I'm just glad that this new movie looks like it's going to keep to its roots

I was disappointed watching that one back. They tried too hard to make it relateable to a generic audience instead of fully embracing the source material. Common story.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #118 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:00:28 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 28, 2015, 05:53:42 AM

Yet Bo Derek pulled you in to watch them.

LOL. Bo Derek. I remember the playground talk "Bo Derek is in Playboy" ... "ok, we all need to raid our Dad's stash. First one to find it invites all the others over to their house."

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #119 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:00:38 AM »

Quote from: Calvin6s on March 28, 2015, 02:00:28 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 28, 2015, 05:53:42 AM
Yet Bo Derek pulled you in to watch them.

LOL. Bo Derek. I remember the playground talk "Bo Derek is in Playboy" ... "ok, we all need to raid our Dad's stash. First one to find it invites all the others over to their house."

Yes indeed

King Postwhore · « **Reply #120 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:06:11 AM »

Under the couch for me.

Genowyn · « **Reply #121 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:35:38 PM »

Bit late to the party but I wanted to mention that I quite enjoy Fifth Element and Jacob's Ladder as well. In fact for a while Jacob's Ladder was my favorite movie (this being during I time I was really into Silent Hill [a lot of stuff in SH refers to/is inspired by Jacob's Ladder]), though it does have some bad scenes. Like the one at the party. Or the one where those ladies start singing to him for no reason.

But ohhh yes that hospital scene, the subway scene, shaky heads galore. Love it.

SeventhDegree · « **Reply #122 on:** August 06, 2015, 08:56:53 PM »

"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Part 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure".

This is the most godawful movie ever made. 80 minutes of my life wasted that I'll never get back.

Other sequels that never should've been made:

"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"
"Basic Instinct II"
"Caddyshack II"
"Cannonball Run II"
"Men In Black II"
"Meatballs Part 2 (and 3 & 4)"
"Children Of The Corn II" (as well as III, IV, etc.)
"Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2"
"Smokey & The Bandit Part III"
"Poltergeist III"
"Halloween III: Season of The Witch"
"Alien 3"
"Alien Ressurection"

ozzy554 · « **Reply #123 on:** August 06, 2015, 10:12:49 PM »

I actually really love halloween III

Kwyjibo · « **Reply #124 on:** August 07, 2015, 01:50:32 AM »

And Alien3 is far from being great but much much much better than Alien Resurrection.

And this thread isn't complete without naming the two Matrix sequels.

And, also I'm probably alone with this but: Kill Bill (both volumes) are just very bad with no redeemable quality.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #125 on:** August 07, 2015, 02:08:41 AM »

Whilst we're on the subject of Tarantino - Death Proof was utter shite. Complete crap from beginning to end.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #126 on:** August 07, 2015, 02:20:54 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on August 07, 2015, 02:08:41 AM

Whilst we're on the subject of Tarantino - Death Proof was utter shite. Complete crap from beginning to end.

I caught the last half hour (maybe 45 minutes) of that movie, but what I saw was absolutely awful. I'm not a fan of Tarantino anyway though.

BlackInk · « **Reply #127 on:** August 07, 2015, 03:34:23 AM »

Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 07, 2015, 01:50:32 AM

And Alien3 is far from being great but much much much better than Alien Resurrection.

And this thread isn't complete without naming the two Matrix sequels.

And, also I'm probably alone with this but: Kill Bill (both volumes) are just very bad with no redeemable quality.

I love both Matrix sequels and think both Kill Bill novies are great. So I don't approve of this.

Train of Naught · « **Reply #128 on:** August 07, 2015, 04:28:30 AM »

This has probably been mentioned atleast a hundred times, but the first thing that popped into my mind was that Super Mario Bros. movie.

faizoff · « **Reply #129 on:** August 07, 2015, 05:10:26 AM »

Quote from: Train of Naught on August 07, 2015, 04:28:30 AM

This has probably been mentioned atleast a hundred times, but the first thing that popped into my mind was that Super Mario Bros. movie.

You aren't the only one

kaos2900 · « **Reply #130 on:** August 07, 2015, 10:24:51 AM »

Battlefield Earth

Kotowboy · « **Reply #131 on:** August 07, 2015, 12:10:19 PM »

Quote from: kaos2900 on August 07, 2015, 10:24:51 AM

Battlefield Earth

I love the Red Letter Media review of that. It looks SO bad.

ozzy554 · « **Reply #132 on:** August 07, 2015, 12:50:58 PM »

joe dirt 2. I didn't like the first one either but this one was just so much worse.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #133 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:24:23 AM »

Quote from: ozzy554 on August 07, 2015, 12:50:58 PM

joe dirt 2. I didn't like the first one either but this one was just so much worse.

I wasn't even aware there was a Joe Dirt 2. I didn't mind the first one, but it's been quite a while since I've seen it.

ozzy554 · « **Reply #134 on:** August 08, 2015, 08:40:07 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 08, 2015, 01:24:23 AM

Quote from: ozzy554 on August 07, 2015, 12:50:58 PM
joe dirt 2. I didn't like the first one either but this one was just so much worse.

I wasn't even aware there was a Joe Dirt 2. I didn't mind the first one, but it's been quite a while since I've seen it.

Even better than straight to dvd, joe dirt 2 was released straight to crackle

Zantera · « **Reply #135 on:** August 09, 2015, 01:20:08 AM »

Quote from: kaos2900 on August 07, 2015, 10:24:51 AM

Battlefield Earth

Before you even learned how to SPELL your name... I was being trained, to CONQUER GALAXIES!

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #136 on:** August 09, 2015, 01:27:29 AM »

Quote from: ozzy554 on August 08, 2015, 08:40:07 AM

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 08, 2015, 01:24:23 AM
Quote from: ozzy554 on August 07, 2015, 12:50:58 PM
joe dirt 2. I didn't like the first one either but this one was just so much worse.

I wasn't even aware there was a Joe Dirt 2. I didn't mind the first one, but it's been quite a while since I've seen it.

Even better than straight to dvd, joe dirt 2 was released straight to crackle

I've never even heard of crackle whatever that is, so I guess that says it all.

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #137 on:** August 09, 2015, 02:35:22 AM »

Quote from: ozzy554 on March 27, 2015, 06:44:03 PM

Quote from: rumborak on March 27, 2015, 06:07:24 PM
Dana Carvey's "Master of Disguise". Gets 1% on Rotten Tomatoes. Features Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek TNG) who likely assassinated his own career with that movie.
It needs to be seen to be believed. This is a collection of Spiner's running gag through the movie:

https://youtu.be/dePPJxRXhT8

My friend and I watched it recently and we laughed quite a bit......for all the wrong reasons. Everything is so stupid and poorly done it was actually kinda funny because it was just sooooo bad. The tone is really weird too, 95% percent of the movie aimed at REALLY young children and the other 5% are weird adult orientated jokes that do not fit in at all (these were most likely added when Happy Madison got involved.) According to IMDB Jim Carrey was offered the lead role, turning it down was one of the best decisions of his career.............turtle

I laughed at this movie when i saw it a long time ago. Dana has some great lines when he's in disguise but its ultimately pretty shit. His Pacino impersonation is crack up. "do you got a slappadaballs?!"

haha yeh.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #138 on:** August 09, 2015, 01:12:49 PM »

Quote from: Zantera on August 09, 2015, 01:20:08 AM

Quote from: kaos2900 on August 07, 2015, 10:24:51 AM
Battlefield Earth

Before you even learned how to SPELL your name... I was being trained, to CONQUER GALAXIES!

Then he gets his hand shot off and doesn't even react.

And DUTCH ANGLES EVEYRHWHERRRREEEEEEEEEE

King Postwhore · « **Reply #139 on:** August 09, 2015, 03:10:35 PM »

Caddyshack II

It's so bad, that even Chevy Chase only did a cameo.

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

Author Topic: Worst Movies (Read 11043 times)

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