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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3885 on: May 04, 2016, 07:11:29 AM »
At the video shoot for the new Hammerfall single.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3886 on: May 04, 2016, 07:44:58 AM »
It's called 'tossing salad'.....I experienced it while in Rome and now you will dine my friend......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3887 on: May 04, 2016, 08:56:37 AM »
It's called "the Julius Caesar".....I experienced it while in Rome, now turn around and let me 'stab you in the back'......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3888 on: May 04, 2016, 09:02:17 AM »
Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3889 on: May 04, 2016, 09:29:49 AM »
It took me twenty minutes to tie these shoelaces.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3890 on: May 04, 2016, 10:09:22 AM »
The new Irish Metal band, Captain Morgan.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3891 on: May 04, 2016, 10:52:12 AM »
Sometimes, it gets so swampy down there I do this and let the ocean air do it's magic.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3892 on: May 04, 2016, 12:59:12 PM »
Game of Thrones: Flash Gordon edition.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3893 on: May 04, 2016, 02:20:58 PM »
Sometimes, it gets so swampy down there I do this and let the ocean air do it's magic.

Sometimes?? :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3894 on: May 04, 2016, 02:21:51 PM »
Sometimes, it gets so swampy down there I do this and let the ocean air do it's magic.

Sometimes?? :lol

Now I'll never sleep. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3895 on: May 04, 2016, 02:25:28 PM »
Just open a window!  :lol
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3896 on: May 04, 2016, 04:02:34 PM »
Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a not
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3897 on: May 04, 2016, 05:12:10 PM »
"I'm afraid not barbarian. Only the "Tribe of the Long Shoelaces" can play with the Giant Nipple.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3898 on: May 04, 2016, 06:23:43 PM »
Lonestar Roulette V.1
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3899 on: May 04, 2016, 07:31:35 PM »
Saxon's first gig.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3900 on: May 04, 2016, 07:45:44 PM »
We are going to make this night especially special...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3901 on: May 04, 2016, 09:08:49 PM »
Kirk Douglas shown here between takes,  explaining how the Greek extras on set could make extra money.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3902 on: May 04, 2016, 09:37:15 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3903 on: May 04, 2016, 10:06:22 PM »
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« Reply #3904 on: May 04, 2016, 10:42:45 PM »
A shot from the set of the latest parody porno, 369.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3905 on: May 05, 2016, 01:00:51 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3906 on: May 05, 2016, 06:12:19 AM »
"Farticus?   FARTICUS!?!?  Call me that again, and you'll smell 'Farticus'!!!"
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« Reply #3907 on: May 05, 2016, 06:48:50 AM »
First off, I'm going to give an honorable mention to Coz for making me look up UHF. TheSilentHam made a valiant rebound effort with quotes from Airplane, but DragonAttack got the biggest laugh out of me with this:
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3908 on: May 05, 2016, 06:53:10 AM »
I suspected that would elicit some WTF from everyone.  :lol

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« Reply #3909 on: May 05, 2016, 07:35:34 AM »
 :lol

It was terribly funny but not really relevant to the posted image...so, yeah.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3910 on: May 05, 2016, 07:36:42 AM »
Well, there was the wheel.

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« Reply #3911 on: May 05, 2016, 07:45:09 AM »
Thanks, Podaar!  And, thank goodness for a clear picture and the zoom feature!  One coming up this afternoon
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3913 on: May 05, 2016, 11:28:56 AM »
Boy, you can see for miles in here.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3914 on: May 05, 2016, 11:45:01 AM »
No foreplay on the field!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3915 on: May 05, 2016, 12:09:38 PM »
Kirk Douglas shown here between takes, explaining how the Greek extras on set could make extra money.

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« Reply #3916 on: May 05, 2016, 12:13:11 PM »
I've crapped bigger turds than.....


Nevermind.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3917 on: May 05, 2016, 12:13:58 PM »
I'm getting hints of beef and garlic.

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« Reply #3918 on: May 05, 2016, 12:15:43 PM »
How lacrosse players greet each other.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3919 on: May 05, 2016, 01:23:28 PM »
The cornhole of Cornell.

Henderson's curiosity about the Human Centipede experience eventually took over...