Author Topic: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW) (Read 247599 times)

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #1750 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:03:33 PM »

The average Canadian reaction to the statement "Canada is basically the United States".

chknptpie · « **Reply #1751 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:13:32 PM »

"How should I know how big Bill's penis is?!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1752 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:33:19 PM »

Again with this Kevin Moore is Better than Jordan sh%t !?

TempusVox · « **Reply #1753 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:48:44 PM »

"Are you really surprised that Bill had an account with Ashley Madison?!?"

TempusVox · « **Reply #1754 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:57:12 PM »

"Bengahzi, Whitewater, Boko Haram, Travelgate, The Clinton Foundation, the Norway Embassy, Huma Abedin...Who cares?? I mean shouldn't we be talking about how Trump hates Mexicans?"

TempusVox · « **Reply #1755 on:** August 25, 2015, 11:00:05 PM »

"So the pussy hound gets the blowjob, and I'm seen as the bad person?"

TempusVox · « **Reply #1756 on:** August 25, 2015, 11:05:44 PM »

"I had no fucking idea that Dwight Gooden had 16 complete games in 1985."

TempusVox · « **Reply #1757 on:** August 25, 2015, 11:07:56 PM »

"How was I supposed to know Obama's real birth certificate was stored on that server?"

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1758 on:** August 26, 2015, 06:27:36 AM »

"I ain't even mad, bro."

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1759 on:** August 26, 2015, 08:01:01 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on August 25, 2015, 11:07:56 PM

"How was I supposed to know Obama's real birth certificate was stored on that server?"

Oh man if I was judging this would have been over.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1760 on:** August 26, 2015, 08:43:47 AM »

Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on August 26, 2015, 08:01:01 AM

Quote from: TempusVox on August 25, 2015, 11:07:56 PM
"How was I supposed to know Obama's real birth certificate was stored on that server?"

Oh man if I was judging this would have been over.

I'd pick any one of Temp's......all pretty funny!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1761 on:** August 26, 2015, 07:56:03 PM »

Yeah, there were a lot of good ones here, but this was an instant one-punch knockout. I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.

Quote from: TAC on August 25, 2015, 04:41:21 PM

How would I hold Donald Trump's balls? Like this.

Load up another one, Tim.

TAC · « **Reply #1762 on:** August 27, 2015, 06:51:16 AM »

"This is the Big One!"
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 66
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18

"How'd you like five across your lip?"
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2

"You big dummy"
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Puppyonacid, Prog Snob

TAC · « **Reply #1763 on:** August 27, 2015, 06:56:33 AM »

New one!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1764 on:** August 27, 2015, 08:12:50 AM »

Suddenly I have a hankering for some Double Mint Gum?

TempusVox · « **Reply #1765 on:** August 27, 2015, 08:53:48 AM »

Switzerland took Gold in the World Lesbian Championships earlier today.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1766 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:00:50 AM »

This is what I always imagine atop my 'podium'

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #1767 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:04:11 AM »

They may be the champions, but the people in attendance were the real winners that day.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1768 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:05:46 AM »

Watching on tv from the VFW Hall, the entire town of Elk Grove, Montana was simultaneously elated and stunned after it's hometown heroine won the Gold medal at the games.

bl5150 · « **Reply #1769 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:06:31 AM »

Stronger, harder, harder........sorry that's the Olympics isn't it?

TempusVox · « **Reply #1770 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:09:10 AM »

For Brooke, "can I borrow your chapstick" took on a whole new meaning.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1771 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:10:55 AM »

Tom Johnson, the Judge from the United States......was taken to the ER due to a right forearm cramp, massive dehydration.....and subsequently billed for the used of (8) boxes of Kleenex.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1772 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:16:28 AM »

Gods way of saying, "sorry" for fat chicks.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1773 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:18:02 AM »

"Here, try this gum."

Podaar · « **Reply #1774 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:27:22 AM »

Russian entrants, Natalya and Oksana, celebrate victory at the International Canjoined Twins Games.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1775 on:** August 27, 2015, 07:44:49 PM »

Since when did Scissors become an official sport?

Why men watch women's beach volleyball, reason #7.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #1776 on:** August 27, 2015, 07:46:01 PM »

If you think this is something, you should see how they pass the baton.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1777 on:** August 27, 2015, 07:47:46 PM »

Insert Joe There!

2 girl 69 bobsled team.

TAC · « **Reply #1778 on:** August 28, 2015, 03:19:41 PM »

Quote from: TempusVox on August 27, 2015, 09:16:28 AM

Gods way of saying, "sorry" for fat chicks.

Winnah!

Podaar · « **Reply #1779 on:** August 28, 2015, 07:29:53 PM »

This one absolutely slayed me.

Quote from: TheSilentHam on August 27, 2015, 07:46:01 PM

If you think this is something, you should see how they pass the baton.

TempusVox · « **Reply #1780 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:16:31 AM »

Eenie
Kingshmegland - 116
TempusVox - 67
Bosk1- 65
gmillerdrake - 61
Tick - 60
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 46
Zydar - 34
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 23
The Silent Ham - 21
YtseBitsySpider - 18

Meenie
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Eric42434224 - 12
TAC - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 7
Podaar - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
TheCountofNYC - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
vtgrad-4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2

Miney-Moe
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TempusVox · « **Reply #1781 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:17:07 AM »

Since it's back to school time...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1782 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:35:02 AM »

Ginny-May said told me if I could fit my head thru here, I could get my fingers wet. Totally worth it.

Miss Kerr's fourth grade adaptation of Bobby Knight's career did go quite as planned for Bobby.

Ima gonna shove one of these legs up yo ass if you don't put that phone down

Training to be the white Beetlejuice.

TAC · « **Reply #1783 on:** August 29, 2015, 12:27:15 PM »

Apparently this kid had his head up his ass when he sat down.

TAC · « **Reply #1784 on:** August 29, 2015, 12:28:04 PM »

Day One lesson: How to use the chair.

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW) (Read 247599 times)