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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2014, 10:13:16 PM »
Awww....Jamal, Tyrone and Bill are up to their Christmas shenanigans again....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2014, 10:19:15 PM »
I think the rest of us would gladly take Festivus.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #72 on: December 04, 2014, 08:19:11 PM »
I think the rest of us would gladly take Festivus.
They're way ahead of us. They already brought out the pole.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2014, 07:16:05 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2014, 08:52:06 PM »
Cough cough... this candle's been burning for eight days...
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #75 on: December 11, 2014, 06:24:21 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #76 on: December 11, 2014, 06:25:59 AM »
I'll pick tonight folks.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #77 on: December 11, 2014, 09:22:38 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #78 on: December 11, 2014, 08:25:12 PM »
The real reason power was lost at King's house

If only Mason. If only. Winna!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #79 on: December 11, 2014, 11:42:29 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2014, 06:24:18 AM »
Looks like Optimus Prime is having a mid-life crisis.

It's the mullet of transport trucks.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2014, 07:55:46 AM »
Looks like Optimus Prime is having a mid-life crisis.

....and thus, the offspring of his affair toils aimlessly while searching for his father.......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2014, 10:57:55 AM »
If you look closely you can see three Mexicans and my wife hiding in the cab.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #83 on: December 12, 2014, 10:59:55 AM »
If you look closely you can see three Mexicans and my wife hiding in the cab.....

.... on a bed of corn
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #84 on: December 12, 2014, 11:16:36 AM »
If you look closely you can see three Mexicans and my wife hiding in the cab.....

.... on a bed of corn

....disputing how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1987....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #85 on: December 12, 2014, 11:36:29 AM »
Chitty, Chitty, Flatbed.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #86 on: December 12, 2014, 01:18:15 PM »
Buford is home, eh? That means somebody is being made to "Squeal like a pig" right about now.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #87 on: December 12, 2014, 01:47:40 PM »
Look, it's a fucking truck.
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« Reply #88 on: December 12, 2014, 04:58:18 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #89 on: December 14, 2014, 09:14:51 AM »
Bunch of amateurs...my co-workers had better captions and they don't have nearly the practice you guys do.  Nevertheless, this one made me laugh the most:

Look, it's a fucking truck.

You're up Hef.
     

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« Reply #90 on: December 14, 2014, 05:56:32 PM »
Well, damn.  OK.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #92 on: December 14, 2014, 06:06:58 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #93 on: December 14, 2014, 06:41:15 PM »
That's one wet pussy I won't play with.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #94 on: December 14, 2014, 08:21:10 PM »
That's one wet pussy I won't play with.

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« Reply #95 on: December 14, 2014, 09:12:45 PM »
Some things are lost in translation. "Catfishing" didn't go as expected.
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« Reply #96 on: December 14, 2014, 10:33:20 PM »
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« Reply #97 on: December 14, 2014, 10:36:53 PM »
That's one wet pussy I won't play with.
...only because it has a dick.

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« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2014, 10:38:37 AM »
Tiger bucket list...

1. Dream of becoming a Catfish fulfilled!
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« Reply #100 on: December 19, 2014, 07:01:26 AM »
LOOK, A PENNY
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« Reply #101 on: December 19, 2014, 08:52:49 AM »
Anyone notice the Dragon??
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« Reply #102 on: December 19, 2014, 09:26:02 PM »
Eeney, Meeney, Miney, Moe is put to the test.
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« Reply #103 on: December 19, 2014, 09:27:59 PM »
All it takes is one asshole with a laser pointer to ruin everyones day.
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« Reply #104 on: December 19, 2014, 09:47:25 PM »
All it takes is one asshole with a laser pointer to ruin everyones day.
I like this one.
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