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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5390 on: January 14, 2017, 09:48:17 PM »
Mr. Jingles, Cereal Killer
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5391 on: January 15, 2017, 12:05:09 AM »
Oy, where's the sodding straw then

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5392 on: January 15, 2017, 08:56:53 PM »
He's gonna want a glass of milk.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5393 on: January 15, 2017, 09:05:23 PM »
Myles gets stood up by his match at RodentsOnly.com.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5394 on: January 16, 2017, 06:18:02 PM »
Arthur mugs for a selfie moments before he pisses in Tabby the cat's milk bowl.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5395 on: January 16, 2017, 06:32:53 PM »


Bitch!  Get me some crispy corn flakes!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5396 on: January 17, 2017, 08:22:36 PM »
Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Black Death, Green Clovers, and Blue Diamonids

Nice! Winner! Yer up!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5397 on: January 18, 2017, 04:54:40 AM »
Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Black Death, Green Clovers, and Blue Diamonids

Nice! Winner! Yer up!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5398 on: January 18, 2017, 04:54:58 AM »
New Pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5399 on: January 18, 2017, 06:27:58 AM »
New Pic:



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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5400 on: January 18, 2017, 07:00:45 AM »
I thought it was against the rules for a nun to double click her mouse...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5401 on: January 18, 2017, 07:06:00 AM »
'Damn, this is a hard habit to break.'
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5402 on: January 18, 2017, 07:12:16 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5403 on: January 18, 2017, 08:37:07 AM »
I just love penises!





Oh, and if some asshole tries to sig that I will hunt them down and kill them! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5404 on: January 18, 2017, 01:14:38 PM »
 :lol

Oh, and F#%K you Bosk! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5405 on: January 18, 2017, 02:23:58 PM »
:rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5406 on: January 18, 2017, 02:37:44 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5407 on: January 19, 2017, 06:40:03 AM »
"Oh yeah, bend over father Karras!"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5408 on: January 19, 2017, 09:33:27 AM »
Oh my my.......that's a whole new use for Rosery Beads.....
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« Reply #5409 on: January 19, 2017, 07:35:45 PM »
'Damn, this is a hard habit to break.'

Simple, clean, and great double use of "habit".

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5410 on: January 20, 2017, 12:05:04 AM »
Thanks.  I didn't think 'clean' had a chance here (and now I have a new signature, thanks to TAC ;))

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5411 on: January 20, 2017, 04:48:25 AM »
Actual photograph of the warehouse where all of the discarded Cleveland Browns QB's are stored.
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« Reply #5412 on: January 20, 2017, 06:13:21 AM »
Easiest wheres Waldo, ever!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5413 on: January 20, 2017, 08:22:45 AM »
See that man with the glasses on holding the ball on the bottom there......his name is actually 'My Dreams'.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5414 on: January 20, 2017, 12:43:15 PM »
And this is how footballs are made Johnny.  Any questions?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5415 on: January 20, 2017, 02:57:31 PM »
Whose hand is up my ass?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5416 on: January 20, 2017, 03:19:47 PM »
You wouldn't hit a man with glasses..um...oh forget it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5417 on: January 20, 2017, 08:53:39 PM »
Actual photograph of the warehouse where all of the discarded Cleveland Browns QB's are stored.

*Mic drop*

Very nice! (From a Bengals fan)
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« Reply #5418 on: January 21, 2017, 08:50:38 PM »
What?  No fart jokes? 

'Where's Waldo?' was so on the mark, loved the 'mine, mine, mine', but the gold instantly went to

Actual photograph of the warehouse where all of the discarded Cleveland Browns QB's are stored.

Kudos, Count, you are up.
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« Reply #5419 on: January 21, 2017, 10:01:59 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5420 on: January 21, 2017, 11:02:32 PM »
"Chicago penalty, Duncan Keith, five minute major for butt-ending..."

Once he had Black(hawk), Sidney just couldn't go back.

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« Reply #5421 on: January 21, 2017, 11:18:14 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5422 on: January 22, 2017, 06:03:03 AM »
Evgeny, is that you?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5423 on: January 22, 2017, 06:47:34 AM »
#2, get out of the crease!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5424 on: January 22, 2017, 08:26:34 AM »
While playing for Norfolk in the AHL, Keith often took the road up the Hershey Highway to play the Bears, and playing from behind became accepted.
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