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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #175 on: January 13, 2015, 07:37:47 PM »
More like, Iron Little Man.  Am I right?!
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« Reply #176 on: January 13, 2015, 08:03:25 PM »
I said iron clad, not Iron Lad.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #177 on: January 13, 2015, 11:08:55 PM »
How every child sees themself during the "terrible two's".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #178 on: January 14, 2015, 06:18:30 AM »
That bitch Black Widow took my Cheese-its!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #179 on: January 14, 2015, 06:19:24 AM »
What Robert Downey Jr would have looked like as Iron Man, before his drug abuse.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #180 on: January 15, 2015, 08:43:48 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #181 on: January 15, 2015, 11:09:43 AM »
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"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #182 on: January 15, 2015, 11:13:21 AM »
<------Time for this guy to get glasses.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #183 on: January 15, 2015, 11:31:42 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on January 15, 2015, 11:13:21 AM
<------Time for this guy to get glasses.

Sorry about that... apparently I need them too.

Proceed...
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Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #184 on: January 15, 2015, 11:40:28 AM »
 :lol

Why men should design golf clubs.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #185 on: January 15, 2015, 11:46:57 AM »
The most disturbing thing about this man's shaft? There are balls at both ends.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #186 on: January 15, 2015, 11:54:08 AM »
Driver?  I don't even know her!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #187 on: January 15, 2015, 12:35:18 PM »
If you think that's big you should see his bag.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #188 on: January 15, 2015, 12:36:06 PM »
...And STILL he hits from the womens tee!  :facepalm:
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #189 on: January 15, 2015, 12:40:51 PM »
Handicap differential = (Equitable Course Control - Course Rating) x 113 divided by slope rating + Long Fucking Shaft.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #190 on: January 15, 2015, 12:41:32 PM »
Hey...talk about Iron Man!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #191 on: January 15, 2015, 01:04:20 PM »
That 60's Batman show sure influenced a lot of people.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #192 on: January 15, 2015, 07:13:29 PM »
Tiger Who?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #193 on: January 16, 2015, 11:22:18 AM »
Compensating
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #194 on: January 16, 2015, 11:26:09 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on January 15, 2015, 12:35:18 PM
If you think that's big you should see his bag.

Hole-in-one!  This has so many different connotations...

Good ones all around though!  And this is a functioning club btw; the guy that designed it is a trick-shot specialist in Germany I think.
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Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #195 on: January 16, 2015, 11:36:53 AM »
Quote from: vtgrad on January 16, 2015, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: TempusVox on January 15, 2015, 12:35:18 PM
If you think that's big you should see his bag.

Hole-in-one!  This has so many different connotations...

Good ones all around though!  And this is a functioning club btw; the guy that designed it is a hockey player.

FTFY
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #196 on: January 16, 2015, 11:50:54 AM »
Sandler is my bitch.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #197 on: January 16, 2015, 11:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 16, 2015, 11:36:53 AM
Quote from: vtgrad on January 16, 2015, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: TempusVox on January 15, 2015, 12:35:18 PM
If you think that's big you should see his bag.

Hole-in-one!  This has so many different connotations...

Good ones all around though!  And this is a functioning club btw; the guy that designed it is a hockey player.

FTFY

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"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #198 on: January 16, 2015, 01:54:02 PM »
Welcome to the Texas Open!
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« Reply #199 on: January 18, 2015, 11:04:35 AM »
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« Reply #200 on: January 18, 2015, 11:05:47 AM »
Your latest pic....

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« Reply #201 on: January 18, 2015, 11:15:43 AM »
Pardon me.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
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« Reply #202 on: January 18, 2015, 02:06:39 PM »
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« Reply #203 on: January 18, 2015, 03:55:29 PM »
The pussy hunt didn't go as planned.
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« Reply #204 on: January 18, 2015, 05:37:25 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #205 on: January 18, 2015, 05:37:34 PM »
The Ghost and the Darkness, this time with no pants.
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« Reply #206 on: January 19, 2015, 10:57:48 AM »

Lion - "Oh great, you just finished jerking off. Well your in luck because my doctor says I need to ease up on my sodium"
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« Reply #207 on: January 19, 2015, 11:07:11 AM »
Oh....why.....hello, you startled me?! Would you be a kind little kitty and hand me that .308 Winchester leaning on my backpack?

Your cunning...silent approach was all for naught you fool of a feline....as I have instituted a protective 'shield' around me....you can't see it....but it's there. Good day.

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« Reply #208 on: January 19, 2015, 08:26:56 PM »
Lucky for me the Safari Guide here says nothing about 'Old Rich Fat White Men' being part of the Lions diet....
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« Reply #209 on: January 20, 2015, 01:13:27 AM »
Oh geez, I hope this one's not orange cream-filled. Why don't they just label them? Grrrr!
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