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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #140 on: January 05, 2015, 10:19:04 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #141 on: January 06, 2015, 12:36:54 AM »
These stand-ins were later replaced with a stormtrooper riding a dewback

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #142 on: January 06, 2015, 09:32:25 AM »

I've worked hard in life to get the monkey off my back and now this?
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« Reply #143 on: January 10, 2015, 04:51:23 AM »
These stand-ins were later replaced with a stormtrooper riding a dewback

Sorry everyone.  So busy at work that I forgot to pic a winner.  Thanks Temp for the heads up.

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« Reply #144 on: January 10, 2015, 06:48:21 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #145 on: January 10, 2015, 06:49:12 PM »
Here we go:

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #146 on: January 10, 2015, 07:01:19 PM »
Meanwhile.....in Canada......

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #147 on: January 10, 2015, 09:01:34 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #148 on: January 10, 2015, 10:07:16 PM »


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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #149 on: January 10, 2015, 11:44:40 PM »
How Asian business men become aroused now that all the Black Rhinos are dead.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #150 on: January 11, 2015, 04:52:07 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #151 on: January 11, 2015, 03:01:07 PM »
Needs more tentacle
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #152 on: January 11, 2015, 03:09:52 PM »
Here we go:


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #153 on: January 11, 2015, 04:07:29 PM »
This is the modern day equivalent of sepukku.

The inspiration behind the new hit anime, Boku no Exec.
Only a prog fan would try to measure how much they enjoy a song by an equation. :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #154 on: January 11, 2015, 07:36:33 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #155 on: January 12, 2015, 08:48:45 AM »
"No, he's not sleeping; he's dead."
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #156 on: January 12, 2015, 09:25:51 AM »
Taste's like chicken........
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #157 on: January 12, 2015, 09:46:59 AM »
"Go ahead take a lick! The Snozzberrys taste like...hey what the hell are you doing!"
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #158 on: January 12, 2015, 11:13:32 AM »
George Takei is taking "getting back to his roots" a little too seriously.
     

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #159 on: January 12, 2015, 12:56:06 PM »
this is such 'tongue and cheek' humor
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« Reply #160 on: January 12, 2015, 12:57:13 PM »
I don't need no stinkin' chopsticks!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #161 on: January 12, 2015, 01:04:01 PM »
In retrospect, perhaps "do I look like a sucker to you?" was not the best question. 
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« Reply #162 on: January 12, 2015, 06:01:10 PM »
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« Reply #163 on: January 12, 2015, 06:23:12 PM »
How many licks does it take to get to the center?  Let's find out...
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« Reply #164 on: January 13, 2015, 04:06:56 AM »
Geez, nice entries once again!  I'm a sucker for nostalgia, so this wins!  Nice job Bosk!

How many licks does it take to get to the center?  Let's find out...

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« Reply #165 on: January 13, 2015, 08:08:49 AM »
:sucka:  Thanks! 

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #166 on: January 13, 2015, 08:16:36 AM »
Your typical third child in any family...an industractable smartass......
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« Reply #167 on: January 13, 2015, 10:26:23 AM »
How many licks does it take to get to the center?  Let's find out...
I was going to go there but said, nah that won't win it.
I suck :\
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« Reply #168 on: January 13, 2015, 10:27:46 AM »
Chino's first born suits up for a trip to Pandora!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #170 on: January 13, 2015, 10:47:57 AM »
What are you without the suit?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #171 on: January 13, 2015, 10:57:15 AM »
You have an army, I have a full diaper.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #172 on: January 13, 2015, 06:13:01 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #173 on: January 13, 2015, 07:11:39 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #174 on: January 13, 2015, 07:21:56 PM »
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