Author Topic: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW) (Read 247799 times)

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #105 on:** December 22, 2014, 09:03:16 AM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on December 14, 2014, 09:12:45 PM

Some things are lost in translation. "Catfishing" didn't go as expected.

Winner!

Tick · « **Reply #106 on:** December 23, 2014, 08:06:04 AM »

Its been 9 days since we had a new pic so in the interest of moving forward I will post a new picture. Metal Junkie can judge it if he shows up.
Special holiday limited edition picture for captioning pleasure.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #107 on:** December 23, 2014, 08:15:20 AM »

Santa's affirmative action is in full swing!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #108 on:** December 23, 2014, 12:43:43 PM »

When Kwanza and Christmas Unite

Sing along with us everyone..."Rudolph the Ticked off Rottweiler....."

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #109 on:** December 23, 2014, 03:01:17 PM »

Merry New Year!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #110 on:** December 23, 2014, 03:10:51 PM »

I ain't yo daddy. I'm Santa!

Grizz · « **Reply #111 on:** December 23, 2014, 03:20:11 PM »

Thase are not the drummerboys you're looking for

TempusVox · « **Reply #112 on:** December 23, 2014, 04:35:13 PM »

"We don't really know who Santa is, but they gave us these red outfits and fake beards so we decided, "What the fuck.''"

bosk1 · « **Reply #113 on:** December 23, 2014, 04:39:06 PM »

They let Aquilles Priester audition?? Really??

TempusVox · « **Reply #114 on:** December 23, 2014, 04:41:11 PM »

He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat

and busted the window with a baseball bat

I said, “Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust up my place?”

He said,”Mothafucker, get up outta my face!”

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold

His sneaks was Nikes and they was 5 years old...

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #115 on:** December 23, 2014, 04:49:30 PM »

Oh my god. That's awesome.

Grizz · « **Reply #116 on:** December 23, 2014, 09:13:40 PM »

"I'm not resisting arrest"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #117 on:** December 29, 2014, 07:50:56 PM »

....and just as the bit%h was about to climb on Santa's black magic pole, in walks her old man with a hot fire poker and a .22 Cal revolver. I didn't have to twinkle my nose to get the

out of there quickly........

Tick · « **Reply #118 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:10:42 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on December 23, 2014, 04:41:11 PM

He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat

and busted the window with a baseball bat

I said, “Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust up my place?”

He said,”Mothafucker, get up outta my face!”

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold

His sneaks was Nikes and they was 5 years old...

This effort must be rewarded! Winna winna caption dinna!

TempusVox · « **Reply #119 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:10:01 AM »

Holy Crapolla Batman! I think I last won during the Carter Administration. Thank you. Anyhoo will post pic and updated standings later today.

TempusVox · « **Reply #120 on:** December 31, 2014, 10:56:19 AM »

BABY NEW YEAR
Kingshmegland - 106
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16

FATHER TIME
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2

OUT TO LUNCH
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Podaar, Puppyonacid, Randaran

TempusVox · « **Reply #121 on:** December 31, 2014, 10:58:36 AM »

I haven't won in so long I was beginning to think I'd been blacklisted. So I'm gonna savor this one and not choose a winner until NEXT YEAR!

Ahh...those end of the year photos. Enjoy!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #122 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:03:23 AM »

Hockey is for lovers.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #123 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:17:49 AM »

Although they were seperated at an early age.....twins Mike and Miley still find time to 'reconnect' during the holidays......usually after a few glasses of 'Daddy's special egg nogg'....

bosk1 · « **Reply #124 on:** December 31, 2014, 02:30:42 PM »

Meth, not even once.

bosk1 · « **Reply #125 on:** December 31, 2014, 02:33:33 PM »

Jill's Christmas letter this year was short and to the point: "Spent it all on the sex change. Not enough left over for the dentist. Enjoy the "before & after" pic. Happy holidays!"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #126 on:** December 31, 2014, 02:55:01 PM »

5 minutes for groping.....each other.

yorost · « **Reply #127 on:** December 31, 2014, 05:12:17 PM »

Best lousy first kiss story, ever.

Mistletoe's, soon to come with disclaimers attached.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #128 on:** January 02, 2015, 08:24:06 PM »

Does this blue shirt make the gap in my teeth look big?

Unlike most couples Mike and Jill can French Kiss without opening their mouth....it's quite a party pleaser....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #129 on:** January 02, 2015, 08:33:15 PM »

Both have red anuses like baboons.. You can't tell by this picture though.

TempusVox · « **Reply #130 on:** January 02, 2015, 10:48:34 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on January 02, 2015, 08:33:15 PM

Both have red anuses like baboons.. You can't tell by this picture though.

Nice. Yer up!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #131 on:** January 03, 2015, 04:13:41 AM »

Disregard the heading but I loved this pic. GO!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #132 on:** January 03, 2015, 04:15:34 AM »

Lava Cake
Kingshmegland - 107
Bosk1- 63
TempusVox - 59
Tick - 57
gmillerdrake - 51
lonestar- 49
jingle.boy - 43
Zydar - 31
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 23
Dr. DTVT - 20
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 16

Graham Crackers
Guitarded - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
yorost - 13
Grizz - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 10
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
Cedar redaC - 5
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
jonnybaxy - 2
Kotowboy - 3
Sir GuitarCozmo - 2
? - 2

Rice Cakes
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Podaar, Puppyonacid, Randaran

Zydar · « **Reply #133 on:** January 03, 2015, 04:20:54 AM »

I was nice enough to crop it for you, king

King Postwhore · « **Reply #134 on:** January 03, 2015, 04:23:59 AM »

You are the man sir!

Tick · « **Reply #135 on:** January 03, 2015, 10:03:12 AM »

"All I do is work and bust my ass around here for that pussy and the bitch won't get off my back!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #136 on:** January 03, 2015, 12:14:49 PM »

Keep digging minion! I demand the litter box of all litters boxes!

TempusVox · « **Reply #137 on:** January 03, 2015, 05:32:12 PM »

"It's a cubit you idiot! A cubit! Figure it out! " -Unfortunately, the first animal Noah collected was a cat.

Grizz · « **Reply #138 on:** January 03, 2015, 07:21:10 PM »

I swear the women on Renovation Realities get more annoying every episode.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #139 on:** January 03, 2015, 10:43:38 PM »

If you say 'Pythagorean Theorum' one more time.....I'm going to burn your whiskers off with my lighter!

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW) (Read 247799 times)