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Offline RoeDent

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Re: DT Related Jokes
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2014, 08:05:08 AM »
I do not FIIIIIIIGHT for yoooooou...DAAAAARK MANATEEEEEEE!!!
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« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2014, 08:10:30 AM »
James may have saved all the manatees, but there were other amazing creatures in Sea World too, and unfortunately, James' hasty actions resulted in the death of the first dancing turtle.
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« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2014, 03:35:17 PM »
What did Mike Mangini say when his son was mouthing off?

"Watch your toooooone."
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« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2014, 04:53:49 PM »
I was in Japan while Metallica was on tour, and I was wearing my Dream theater concert tee.

I happen to catch Metallica as they were walking by, and I went up to them and said
I don't really like Metallica that much, but I had a pen and some paper, so what the  :censored."
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« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2014, 04:55:27 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on November 20, 2014, 08:10:30 AM
James may have saved all the manatees, but there were other amazing creatures in Sea World too, and unfortunately, James' hasty actions resulted in the death of the first dancing turtle.

I thought death WAS the first dancing turtle!
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« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2014, 07:28:05 PM »
With all of this obsessing about marine life, I'm wondering when they're going to come out with a cover of Iron Marlin's "Rime of the Ancient Manatee!"
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