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Offline chaossystem

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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2014, 12:13:45 PM »
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Won't let them fill me with fatal lipstick lemonaid.

I've never understood that line, but I like it.

Yeah, it's not all b-line like, "Death is the first dancing turtle."

Lord forgive me: "Sex is right here on my Crucifix!"
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2014, 12:39:22 PM »
Quote from: chaossystem on November 07, 2014, 12:13:45 PM
Lord forgive me: "Sex is right here on my Crucifix!"

That reminds me: "I see a leg! I see a breast!"
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2014, 02:08:48 PM »
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Quote from: Dublagent66 on October 29, 2014, 03:38:32 PM
This really isn't one of my favs, but it always made me laugh.

"So I hurt your feelings well I'm really sorry, but I don't give a shit..." - Burning My Soul

Why would you be really sorry if you don't give a shit?  :lol

He's sorry that he doesn't give a shit. It's like saying, "I'm sorry... Sorry you're such a jerk!" That kind of thing. Only in this case more like, "I'm sorry... Sorry that I don't give a shit!"

How bout, "I don't give a shit that I'm sorry."  That actually makes more sense.

I've always assumed the "I'm really sorry" thing was sarcasm.

"Ohhh, I'm SOOO sorry I hurt your PRECIOUS little feelings!"  Followed immediately by a more sincere, "yeah, I don't give a shit." 
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2014, 02:54:55 PM »
"As a child, I thought I could live without pain, without sorrow. As a man, I found it's all caught up with me."
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2014, 03:02:53 PM »
 :smiley:
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on November 07, 2014, 12:39:22 PM
Quote from: chaossystem on November 07, 2014, 12:13:45 PM
Lord forgive me: "Sex is right here on my Crucifix!"

That reminds me: "I see a leg! I see a breast!"
Fuck this whore,
Drink the troll now.
They read my mind and I'm righteo
But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel a leg
I feel da breast.
Sex is death/Sucks his dick
Death to sex/captain sex
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2014, 10:31:52 PM »
'If I seem superhuman I have been misunderstood.' 

Literally one of my favorite lines ever.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2014, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Jaffa on November 07, 2014, 10:31:52 PM
'If I seem superhuman I have been misunderstood.' 

Literally one of my favorite lines ever.

Yeah. I'd use it in conversation, but I don't think I've ever seemed superhuman to anyone.  :lol
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2014, 11:32:34 PM »
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2014, 12:13:20 AM »
Quote from: FlashCE on November 07, 2014, 11:32:34 PM
You can eat my ass and balls.
Pull my finger.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2014, 09:18:09 AM »
Quote from: yeah_93 on November 07, 2014, 02:54:55 PM
"As a child, I thought I could live without pain, without sorrow. As a man, I found it's all caught up with me."

This line is so true, too.

I'm finally starting to learn that things that I never thought would affect me as a child were actually things which ended up causing me so much pain when I grew up.

Quote from: JediKnight1969 on October 30, 2014, 10:59:49 AM

"I am not shattered. Out of the ashes I rise."

Have you heard the Boston Opera House version of AFTR? The way James says "shattered" is so awesome. He kinda tails it up at the end:

https://youtu.be/EgEbJ4syLM4?t=2m39s
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2014, 10:15:58 AM »
My favourite DT lyrics are definitely within the realms of Lines in the Sand, Misunderstood, Trial of Tears, and Illumination Theory.

"Living comes much easier once we admit we're dying"
"Sometimes your castles in the air and the mysteries you nurture are the crosses you bear"

"It challenges the essence of my soul, leaves me in a state of disconnection"
"If I seem superhuman I have been misunderstood"

"Take a look at yourself, not at anyone else, tell me what you see"
"Not within his eyes to see, open up, open up; not much better than the man you hate"

"Rebels for their freedom, a tyrant for the praise; Cowards for salvation, money, love and fame"
"Passion glows within your heart, like a furnace burning bright; until you struggle through the dark, you'll never know that you're alive..."
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2014, 06:27:50 PM »
Yeah, Lines in the Sand has some awesome... well, lines. 
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2014, 01:22:42 PM »
"The uninvited Stranger started dancing on his own."

Creepy!
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2014, 02:38:15 PM »
Quote from: chaossystem on November 11, 2014, 01:22:42 PM
"The uninvited Stranger started dancing on his own."

Creepy!

Certainly creepy enough to have prompted the Petruccis to GTFO.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2014, 02:41:22 AM »
If that stranger hadn't been there, the Petrucci's might have stayed meaning no car crash, meaning no ANTR, meaning no ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR

I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2014, 07:17:24 AM »
Quote from: puppyonacid on November 12, 2014, 02:41:22 AM
If that stranger hadn't been there, the Petrucci's might have stayed meaning no car crash, meaning no ANTR, meaning no ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Well, they suffered a traumatic experience, but sure, the song was worth it.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2014, 06:19:06 PM »

Have you ever been used or will this be the first time?

...preying on praise as you fed an attention addiction


Likely or not, it's a dream that we keep and at odds with our senses we'll climb
But if faith is the answer, we're already reached it
And if spirit's a sign then it's only a matter of time

In a dimly lit room with a stool as his stage...

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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2014, 08:55:18 AM »
Quote from: RedKlouD72 on November 13, 2014, 06:19:06 PM

Have you ever been used or will this be the first time?

...preying on praise as you fed an attention addiction


Likely or not, it's a dream that we keep and at odds with our senses we'll climb
But if faith is the answer, we're already reached it
And if spirit's a sign then it's only a matter of time

In a dimly lit room with a stool as his stage...

Damn, WDADU had some really great/deep lyrics. (I had to Google some of these lines as I'm unfamiliar with the album lyrically.)

I'm listening to "Light Fuse And Get Away" for the first time. I love it instrumentally and lyrically. I wish I didn't hate Charlie's voice so much, or this would be really awesome.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2014, 08:27:42 AM »
Quote from: adamack on November 14, 2014, 08:55:18 AM
Quote from: RedKlouD72 on November 13, 2014, 06:19:06 PM

Have you ever been used or will this be the first time?

...preying on praise as you fed an attention addiction


Likely or not, it's a dream that we keep and at odds with our senses we'll climb
But if faith is the answer, we're already reached it
And if spirit's a sign then it's only a matter of time

In a dimly lit room with a stool as his stage...

Damn, WDADU had some really great/deep lyrics. (I had to Google some of these lines as I'm unfamiliar with the album lyrically.)

I'm listening to "Light Fuse And Get Away" for the first time. I love it instrumentally and lyrically. I wish I didn't hate Charlie's voice so much, or this would be really awesome.

Kevin Moore was sharp as a tack on that record.

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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2014, 10:24:19 AM »
OAMOT has some fantastic lyrics, easily one of my favourite sets of lyrics of any DT song.

For a "one-liner", I have to go with this:

"And though the time will come when dream and day unite, tonight the only consolation causing him to fight is fearless faith in destiny."
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #55 on: November 17, 2014, 09:25:17 AM »
Quote from: JediKnight1969 on October 30, 2014, 10:59:49 AM

"I am not shattered. Out of the ashes I rise."

Have you heard the Boston Opera House version of AFTR? The way James says "shattered" is so awesome. He kinda tails it up at the end:

https://youtu.be/EgEbJ4syLM4?t=2m39s
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2014, 09:27:23 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on November 07, 2014, 12:39:22 PM
Quote from: chaossystem on November 07, 2014, 12:13:45 PM
Lord forgive me: "Sex is right here on my Crucifix!"

Uh?

I feel elated
I feel depressed
Sex is death, Death is sex
SAYS it right here on my Crucifix.


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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2014, 10:03:41 AM »
What?
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2014, 06:30:06 PM »
Quote from: Dublagent66 on October 29, 2014, 03:38:32 PM
This really isn't one of my favs, but it always made me laugh.

"So I hurt your feelings well I'm really sorry, but I don't give a shit..." - Burning My Soul

Why would you be really sorry if you don't give a shit?  :lol
You forgot the best part.

NOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #59 on: November 20, 2014, 09:50:51 AM »
Something something... God it's Sunday do haaaaaiiiir

Okay, now for an actual line:
"Yeah Boston! Finally, we are here at the Boston Opera House! Beautiful venue, gorgeous. And uh I guess it comes as no surprise that we are... shooting, a DVD here this evening. As you can see, the fine, uh, friends with the cranes and uh, hopefully these guys don't drop the crane on my head. Well maybe, drop the crane on my head. If I screw up. But anyways we are here we're gonna shoota DVD this evening along with the fine establishment: Berklee. Music. College. We have an amazing evening planned for you so I'm gonna let it unfold as it should, without me giving you a play-by-play. And I don't like rambling anyways. Alright? So let's, continue on."
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #60 on: November 20, 2014, 10:07:16 AM »
That looks more like a 6 liner to me.  :lol

I think that belongs here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41210.msg1790335;topicseen#msg1790335


By the way, where's that "Do Hair" line from? I know it's a misheard... lyric? But it never clicked what lyrics specifically was misheard.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2014, 10:37:49 AM by TheGreatPretender »
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #61 on: November 20, 2014, 11:54:27 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on November 20, 2014, 10:07:16 AM
That looks more like a 6 liner to me.  :lol

I think that belongs here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41210.msg1790335;topicseen#msg1790335


By the way, where's that "Do Hair" line from? I know it's a misheard... lyric? But it never clicked what lyrics specifically was misheard.

It's from Innocence Faded. It goes "condenscending, not intending TO EEEEEEEND" and this "to end" is essentially "do hair".  :lol
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2014, 01:01:46 PM »
Ohhhkay, now I hear it.  :lol
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2014, 08:01:19 PM »
Nature's inflexible grace, I'm learning to live.
As a child I thought I could live without pain, without sorrow, As a man I've found its all caught up with me, I'm asleep yet I'm so afraid.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2014, 06:09:05 AM »
"I saw the future dressed as a stranger"

"like a scream but sort of silent"
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2015, 06:28:11 AM »
"We`ll meet again my friend, someday sooooon..."

Absolutely love this.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2015, 11:38:26 AM »
Some of us choose to live gracefully
Some can get caught in a maze, and lose their way home.

This is the life we belong to, our gift divine.
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2015, 12:44:36 AM »
"The calls of admirers who claim they adore, drain all your lifeblood while begging for more."

"Her vacant eyes, black holes, am I losing you?"

"How can I bite the hand that feeds the strangers all around me?"

"Oh come let us adore him. Abuse and then ignore hime. No matter what don't let him be. Just feed upon his misery. And string him up for all the world to see."

"I've been trying to justify you. In the end I will just defy you."
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2015, 11:17:07 AM »
"And I'll smile and I'll learn to pretend".
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Re: Your Favorite DT One-Liners?
« Reply #69 on: February 21, 2015, 12:49:13 PM »
"The bridges we build to connect / The distance that makes us forget
Hate dividing us, love reminding us / Of our shared humanity"

"And I'll carry on, the best that I can without you here beside me"

"I won't change to fit your plan, Take me as I am"

" I can't break out of this prison all alone"

"You'll never rule me now, though you may stand upon my grave"
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