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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4025 on: August 14, 2018, 11:08:25 AM »
In light of current discussion, I find it important to point out that I made of a point of emphasizing to Mrs. TAC how it is decidedly NOT creepy at all to meet all of your husband's Internet friends when traveling on family vacation.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4026 on: August 14, 2018, 11:26:37 AM »
True. And trust me, it was a big step for her! :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4027 on: August 14, 2018, 11:27:17 AM »
True. And trust me, it was a big step for her! :lol

It's bad enough she has to see us at local concerts. :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4028 on: August 14, 2018, 11:39:37 AM »
"Honey, this is a man I met on the internet."   

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4029 on: August 14, 2018, 11:45:10 AM »
In light of current discussion, I find it important to point out that I made of a point of emphasizing to Mrs. TAC how it is decidedly NOT creepy at all to meet all of your husband's Internet friends when traveling on family vacation.

I think I made her feel better when I told her I was the crazy one.  :biggrin:
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4030 on: August 14, 2018, 12:12:27 PM »
Yeah, the prices at the park are ridiculous, I think parking is nearing a c-note to get right up close. Back when I drank I was fortunate to have our sister restaurant a block from the park so the corporate chef would get us drunk and fed for hella cheap before the game, then I could tolerate just dragging one or two beers out for the 9 innings.

The food inside and outside the park is just divine. I've heard the Niners new stadium is just as good, but fuck the NFL, they ain't getting a dime of my money

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4031 on: August 14, 2018, 12:22:13 PM »
A glass of wine was like $15. My wife could not bring herself to spend that, so she had a beer too. I mean $24 for two beers is nuts too!

Anyway, it's about the experience so it's cool to have a beer at each park just to do it. No need to extend. We take one game in at Fenway each year, which I thought was the Gold Standard for priceyness,  and even then I only have one beer.
You know, dude, as long as you're wearing those big cargo shorts why not just stroll in with a 22oz bomber for yourself and a couple of splits for the misses? That's what I do.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4032 on: August 14, 2018, 12:48:09 PM »
A glass of wine was like $15. My wife could not bring herself to spend that, so she had a beer too. I mean $24 for two beers is nuts too!

Anyway, it's about the experience so it's cool to have a beer at each park just to do it. No need to extend. We take one game in at Fenway each year, which I thought was the Gold Standard for priceyness,  and even then I only have one beer.
You know, dude, as long as you're wearing those big cargo shorts why not just stroll in with a 22oz bomber for yourself and a couple of splits for the misses? That's what I do.

That reminds me of 1994 at the Pink Floyd concert.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4033 on: August 14, 2018, 01:20:22 PM »
I just couldn't bring myself to spend that much money for a beer.

And yet you spent that much on piss?

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4034 on: August 14, 2018, 03:47:45 PM »
A glass of wine was like $15. My wife could not bring herself to spend that, so she had a beer too. I mean $24 for two beers is nuts too!

Anyway, it's about the experience so it's cool to have a beer at each park just to do it. No need to extend. We take one game in at Fenway each year, which I thought was the Gold Standard for priceyness,  and even then I only have one beer.
You know, dude, as long as you're wearing those big cargo shorts why not just stroll in with a 22oz bomber for yourself and a couple of splits for the misses? That's what I do.

Wait, explain how this works with all the metal detectors and being pat down.  You know I like to sneak shit in, but sneaking in booze has not been possible from my knowledge.

In light of current discussion, I find it important to point out that I made of a point of emphasizing to Mrs. TAC how it is decidedly NOT creepy at all to meet all of your husband's Internet friends when traveling on family vacation.

My gf was really worried when I met up with King earlier in the year.  She acted like it was a tinder date, I needed to text before and after to let her know I was good.  :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4035 on: August 14, 2018, 03:59:58 PM »


"Honey, this is a man I met on the internet."   

Mrs.jingle has flashed the bird with RJ (twice!), Nick, Coz, ariich.  I think maybe I'm forgetting someone.

Dude that second time in SF was priceless. The misses was so damn Canadian, she's apologizing to the server who was taking our picture for flipping the bird, explaining how it wasn't intended for them. Just brilliant.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4036 on: August 14, 2018, 05:33:58 PM »
A glass of wine was like $15. My wife could not bring herself to spend that, so she had a beer too. I mean $24 for two beers is nuts too!

Anyway, it's about the experience so it's cool to have a beer at each park just to do it. No need to extend. We take one game in at Fenway each year, which I thought was the Gold Standard for priceyness,  and even then I only have one beer.
You know, dude, as long as you're wearing those big cargo shorts why not just stroll in with a 22oz bomber for yourself and a couple of splits for the misses? That's what I do.

Wait, explain how this works with all the metal detectors and being pat down.  You know I like to sneak shit in, but sneaking in booze has not been possible from my knowledge.
Pat downs are kind of a regional thing. Never happens down here. I get that you're in a touchy-feely kind of place, though. I suppose that might apply to San Francisco, too.  :lol

If they're wanding people it might be a problem. It might not be. You're only talking about a bottle cap, and there are squeaks and squawks all around you. Bullshit and attitude will likely get you by that. It's the added visual scrutiny that might do you in. Walk through magnetometers, which is what you'll see at a baseball game down here, won't be an issue.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4037 on: August 14, 2018, 05:49:31 PM »
A glass of wine was like $15. My wife could not bring herself to spend that, so she had a beer too. I mean $24 for two beers is nuts too!

Anyway, it's about the experience so it's cool to have a beer at each park just to do it. No need to extend. We take one game in at Fenway each year, which I thought was the Gold Standard for priceyness,  and even then I only have one beer.
You know, dude, as long as you're wearing those big cargo shorts why not just stroll in with a 22oz bomber for yourself and a couple of splits for the misses? That's what I do.

Wait, explain how this works with all the metal detectors and being pat down.  You know I like to sneak shit in, but sneaking in booze has not been possible from my knowledge.

In light of current discussion, I find it important to point out that I made of a point of emphasizing to Mrs. TAC how it is decidedly NOT creepy at all to meet all of your husband's Internet friends when traveling on family vacation.

My gf was really worried when I met up with King earlier in the year.  She acted like it was a tinder date, I needed to text before and after to let her know I was good.  :lol

You're just lucky I didn't put you in my trunk.  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4038 on: August 14, 2018, 08:41:17 PM »
My gf was really worried when I met up with King earlier in the year.  She acted like it was a tinder date

 :lol

My wife has really been anti "Internet People" for awhile. She's just being protective of the kids, and like I said, 10 years ago, when my kids were 7 and 5, the meet up would've never taken place.



You know, dude, as long as you're wearing those big cargo shorts why not just stroll in with a 22oz bomber for yourself and a couple of splits for the misses? That's what I do.

What do you mean BIG?? :lol

Those days are long gone, bro. I mean, the kids obviously, but I dodged the "getting home in one piece" bullet enough when I was younger. I set a pretty firm limit when I'm out these days.

Plus, foreign city, etc...

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4039 on: August 15, 2018, 08:07:51 AM »
I'm a vodka guy.   I sometimes will bring my glass flask in.  I tuck it down the front, right over the pubes, resting on the base.   Sorry to be crass, but it's relevant.  They will pat, but they don't get too close to the Danger Zone, so you can use that.  I go in, buy a Sprite or a ginger ale (which is rare, but sometimes at Mohegan Sun casino they have it) and there you go.   

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4040 on: August 15, 2018, 08:10:25 AM »
Plus, foreign city, etc...

Wait, San Francisco is a foreign city? Who, knew?
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4041 on: August 15, 2018, 09:25:57 AM »
I'm a vodka guy.   I sometimes will bring my glass flask in.  I tuck it down the front, right over the pubes, resting on the base.   Sorry to be crass, but it's relevant.  They will pat, but they don't get too close to the Danger Zone, so you can use that.  I go in, buy a Sprite or a ginger ale (which is rare, but sometimes at Mohegan Sun casino they have it) and there you go.

That's how I always got my camera in when I was a kid.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4042 on: August 15, 2018, 09:28:05 AM »
???  Why would you put your camera down Stadler's pants? 
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4043 on: August 15, 2018, 09:31:12 AM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4044 on: August 15, 2018, 09:42:36 AM »
???  Why would you put your camera down Stadler's pants?

He was doing dick pics before that was cool

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4045 on: August 15, 2018, 12:06:49 PM »
???  Why would you put your camera down Stadler's pants?

He was doing dick pics before that was cool

I used to put those pictures into envelopes and mail them to girls unsolicited. They love that kind of thing. 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4046 on: August 15, 2018, 12:09:57 PM »
Are you a senator?
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4047 on: August 15, 2018, 12:22:23 PM »
Are you a senator?

Nope, just old.  :)

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4048 on: August 15, 2018, 01:08:54 PM »
???  Why would you put your camera down Stadler's pants?

He was doing dick pics before that was cool

I used to put those pictures into envelopes and mail them to girls unsolicited. They love that kind of thing.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4049 on: August 15, 2018, 10:28:15 PM »
???  Why would you put your camera down Stadler's pants?

Um..cuz he had plenty of room down there, and me..notsomuch.  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4050 on: August 16, 2018, 07:56:39 AM »
Dammit.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4051 on: August 16, 2018, 04:48:26 PM »
Our hops are getting close to being picked.


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4052 on: August 16, 2018, 06:11:00 PM »
Question, how much hops does it take to brew beer?

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4053 on: August 16, 2018, 06:37:26 PM »
It depends on what style. Every one is different.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2018, 04:43:18 AM by kingshmegland »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4054 on: August 17, 2018, 06:24:59 AM »
Question, how much hops does it take to brew beer?

220, 221, whatever it takes.

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« Reply #4055 on: August 17, 2018, 06:38:10 AM »
There is measurements but it depends on how hoppy you want it, if you are dry hopping after ect....
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« Reply #4056 on: August 17, 2018, 06:38:51 AM »
I stopped dry hopping back in high school, pretty much.    :)

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4057 on: August 17, 2018, 06:40:11 AM »
Our hops are getting close to being picked.




You turned into a hop?

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« Reply #4058 on: August 17, 2018, 06:45:34 AM »
Imagine it that was a horror film?! :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #4059 on: August 17, 2018, 06:47:11 AM »
Question, how much hops does it take to brew beer?

220, 221, whatever it takes.

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