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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #420 on: January 14, 2015, 12:33:28 PM »
I know I'm not drinking.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #421 on: January 18, 2015, 06:57:08 PM »


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #422 on: January 18, 2015, 06:59:51 PM »


New sunglasses  :coolio
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #423 on: January 19, 2015, 05:44:45 AM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #424 on: January 19, 2015, 07:16:55 AM »
Jay, how much money for the glasses? I am willing to give you all the money.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #425 on: January 19, 2015, 11:46:53 AM »
Lol my coworker gave them to me. Turns out they are like $70 glasses.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #426 on: January 22, 2015, 02:48:50 PM »
I'm becoming a selfie whore.



I biked all the way home from work... and as soon as I get up stairs I hear an ice cream truck... so I chased the motherfucker down.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #427 on: January 22, 2015, 03:08:45 PM »
Best decision ever.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #428 on: January 22, 2015, 03:10:49 PM »
... I never even ate what I bought. It's still sitting in my freezer...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #429 on: January 22, 2015, 03:13:11 PM »
Well, just knowing that it's there waiting for you should be enough to be pleased with the situation.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #430 on: January 22, 2015, 04:17:25 PM »
Hell yea.


Gonna be enjoying that fudge bar tonight after bowling :metal
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #431 on: January 22, 2015, 04:28:47 PM »
Isn't there a rule that, when you get ice cream from the ice cream man, you HAVE TO rip it open and go at it right then and there on the spot?  I'm pretty sure you aren't even allowed to walk to the curb and get out of the street first.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #432 on: January 22, 2015, 07:34:37 PM »
Not in Ventura County
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #433 on: January 22, 2015, 08:12:44 PM »
All flavors? Push-ups, too?

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #434 on: January 22, 2015, 08:35:42 PM »
DÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜD!!!!!Pushups are fuckin choice!
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #435 on: January 22, 2015, 09:06:04 PM »
Not at $2 a pop
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #436 on: January 22, 2015, 09:46:00 PM »
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #437 on: January 22, 2015, 09:55:16 PM »
The only reason I went after it is Jenna heard it when I opened the front door as I was coming in and stated that she wanted a "SpongeBob" ice cream...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #438 on: January 22, 2015, 10:00:01 PM »
All flavors? Push-ups, too?

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« Reply #439 on: January 22, 2015, 11:51:31 PM »
That nigga don't even play guitar.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #440 on: January 22, 2015, 11:54:34 PM »
Nigga did play the acoustic rhythm on Ice Cream Man  :P
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« Reply #441 on: January 22, 2015, 11:56:06 PM »
I forgot to retitle the subject line in my post until after I submitted it.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #442 on: January 23, 2015, 12:05:25 AM »
 ;D  You bin reading my sig dude?
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« Reply #443 on: January 23, 2015, 12:13:38 AM »
lol Diamond Dave always delivers the lolz.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #444 on: January 31, 2015, 05:19:23 AM »
I was just sent this picture of my band, and it was too glorious not to share:


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #445 on: January 31, 2015, 08:25:50 AM »
I'm scared.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #446 on: January 31, 2015, 09:34:58 AM »
"Dick-nose on bass!"
     

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #447 on: January 31, 2015, 09:39:05 AM »
You have a dinosaur and a troglodyte in your band?  Pretty cool.  :tup

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« Reply #448 on: January 31, 2015, 03:44:04 PM »
That is very cool. And the dick-nose is on drums actually, and the dinosaur on vocals, obviously.

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« Reply #449 on: January 31, 2015, 03:57:19 PM »
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #450 on: January 31, 2015, 04:50:01 PM »


You had better be careful; the one on the right does not look too thrilled.  :lol
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« Reply #451 on: January 31, 2015, 08:30:57 PM »
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« Reply #452 on: February 01, 2015, 12:34:42 AM »
Nawwwww.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #453 on: February 02, 2015, 08:50:24 AM »
one wheel = unicycle
two wheels = bicycle

so is that a pair of unicats or one bicat?
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #454 on: February 02, 2015, 02:28:23 PM »
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