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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3745 on: May 01, 2018, 12:35:38 PM »
There's 3 girls in the first pic. Obviously prostitutes.


You would know.

Of course he would.  There's a reason Big Daddy Kane wrote "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" right after meeting TAC for the first time.

Urban legend has it that Kane was originally going to call the album was It's A Big TAC Thing, but record company red tape yada yada yada....
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3746 on: May 01, 2018, 12:38:44 PM »
No, right thread. I thought it was hilarious that someone I don't know was passed off as Podaar, Jordan Rudess was mistaken for you, and Myles Kennedy was mistaken for Tempus Vox.    ;)

Ahh.. gotchya now.  I thought it was in response to something I said!

Urban legend has it that Kane was originally going to call the album was It's A Big TAC Thing, but record company red tape yada yada yada....

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3747 on: May 01, 2018, 12:39:04 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3748 on: May 01, 2018, 12:42:46 PM »
No, right thread. I thought it was hilarious that someone I don't know was passed off as Podaar, Jordan Rudess was mistaken for you, and Myles Kennedy was mistaken for Tempus Vox.    ;)

Ahh.. gotchya now.  I thought it was in response to something I said!

Urban legend has it that Kane was originally going to call the album was It's A Big TAC Thing, but record company red tape yada yada yada....



Yeah..that's it! That's it. They were going to superimpose the ho's on each arm!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3749 on: May 01, 2018, 12:53:17 PM »
Get that dirty talk out while at work Tim since you're an angel at home. :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3750 on: May 01, 2018, 01:01:09 PM »
I am at home. When I'm at work...I work. ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3751 on: May 01, 2018, 01:05:09 PM »
I beg to differ.  I know you too well.  Lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3752 on: May 01, 2018, 01:32:46 PM »
No, right thread. I thought it was hilarious that someone I don't know was passed off as Podaar, Jordan Rudess was mistaken for you, and Myles Kennedy was mistaken for Tempus Vox.    ;)

Especially since that dude looks nothing like me.

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3753 on: May 01, 2018, 01:37:04 PM »

Especially since that dude looks nothing like me.



Of course he does, just put a beard on him.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3754 on: May 01, 2018, 01:37:31 PM »
Gregg, didn't you have hair a couple of hears ago??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3755 on: May 01, 2018, 01:38:23 PM »
I'm confused.  Is that...NOT the same dude?  ???
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3756 on: May 01, 2018, 01:40:25 PM »
Gregg, didn't you have hair a couple of hears ago??

I assume you meant years. And if by a couple you actually mean 35... then yeah.  :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3757 on: May 01, 2018, 01:41:09 PM »
Gregg, didn't you have hair a couple of hears ago??

If you listen closely, you might see it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3758 on: May 01, 2018, 01:50:10 PM »
Tim, back off.  Misspelling  is my gig.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3759 on: May 01, 2018, 01:51:12 PM »
Gregg, didn't you have hair a couple of hears ago??

If you listen closely, you might see it.

Ah, I um..hear what you did there. ;D


Tim, back off.  Misspelling  is my gig.

Oh, I got a long way to go,.bro.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3760 on: May 01, 2018, 02:12:04 PM »
Have I ever posted my pic here before?


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3761 on: May 01, 2018, 02:25:35 PM »
I'm not sure, but you don't have to be so angry about it.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3762 on: May 01, 2018, 02:26:45 PM »
I'm not sure, but you don't have to be so angry about it.

 :lol

I was thinking the same thing.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3763 on: May 01, 2018, 02:27:30 PM »
I swear that's just my default face.  :yeahright

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3764 on: May 01, 2018, 02:45:10 PM »
Who pissed in Matt Damon's cheerios? 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3765 on: May 01, 2018, 06:16:00 PM »
Myles Kennedy is starting to look a lot like Steven Wilson too............and I don't even know how I know that as I wouldn't know a Steven Wilson song if I fell over it  ;D

This whole page (or two) is a ripper  :metal
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3766 on: May 01, 2018, 08:05:53 PM »
Myles Kennedy is starting to look a lot like Steven Wilson too............and I don't even know how I know that as I wouldn't know a Steven Wilson song if I fell over it  ;D

This whole page (or two) is a ripper  :metal

You made my day; I threw the Myles in there to be funny and I'm glad you caught that. 

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3767 on: May 02, 2018, 08:53:31 AM »
Myles Kennedy is starting to look a lot like Steven Wilson too............and I don't even know how I know that as I wouldn't know a Steven Wilson song if I fell over it  ;D

This whole page (or two) is a ripper  :metal

You made my day; I threw the Myles in there to be funny and I'm glad you caught that. 


I saw that, commented, second guessed myself, went back and looked at the photo and compared it to current Myles' photos, and now have fallen into a sea of doubt about everything.

Thanks for letting me know I'm not crazy!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3768 on: May 05, 2018, 06:33:25 AM »
Me hanging with Jesse Peck and Joey Frevola of Edge Of Reality at the after party at RoSfest.


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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3769 on: May 05, 2018, 02:24:26 PM »
We should play the caption game with the guy on the right.   I'm thinking it's along the lines of "WTF!!  I keep blinking, but no one is calling for help!  Somebody HELP!!!"

:)

All in fun, boss.  That's a cool picture.  (I like your shirt, too).

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3770 on: May 05, 2018, 02:53:09 PM »
The middle guy is like "Yay, someone knows who we are"

and the other guy is like... "Um, if I have to keep taking pictures with dudes like this, I think I'd rather be not recognized."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3771 on: May 05, 2018, 03:35:39 PM »
The guy on the right had breakfast at my house.  Tim, you fail so hard .   *In your face Flanders*.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3772 on: May 05, 2018, 03:37:12 PM »
The guy on the right had breakfast at my house.  Tim, you fail so hard .   *In your face Flanders*.

You took the guy home?? You slut!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3773 on: May 05, 2018, 03:50:18 PM »
Lisa was not happy! :lol

Nick and Joey, the guitarist who also plays for Kyros followed Haken for 5 east coast dates.  The last in Boston.  They slept over.

You know, cheaper than a hotel.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3774 on: May 05, 2018, 04:04:51 PM »
You know, cheaper than a hotel.

Yeah, but noisier.  Sleeping in the room next to you is no picnic!   :lol
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3775 on: May 05, 2018, 04:09:30 PM »
......I'm leaving the thread now.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3776 on: May 05, 2018, 04:25:24 PM »
We should play the caption game with the guy on the right.   

I can't believe I am wearing a shirt for this shitty band.
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3777 on: May 05, 2018, 04:30:20 PM »
We should play the caption game with the guy on the right.   

I can't believe I am wearing a shirt for this shitty band.

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3778 on: May 05, 2018, 04:39:40 PM »
I spent the weekend at The Kingshmegland Lodge and all I got was this lousy T shirt.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Post Your Picture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #3779 on: May 05, 2018, 05:00:06 PM »
I guess I didn't love up the King enough to sleep over a couple months ago  :lol