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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4900 on: September 22, 2016, 07:59:43 PM »
Ordered.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4901 on: September 23, 2016, 06:53:31 AM »
Actually, I already tried to convince Mrs. C. to get me a pair of these.  It didn't happen.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4902 on: September 23, 2016, 07:10:09 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4903 on: September 23, 2016, 07:12:02 AM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4904 on: September 23, 2016, 09:46:35 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4905 on: September 23, 2016, 01:02:39 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4906 on: September 23, 2016, 01:56:24 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4907 on: September 23, 2016, 02:46:24 PM »
Looks like a Telecaster. No wonder.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4908 on: September 23, 2016, 03:44:32 PM »
Looks like a Telecaster. No wonder.

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« Reply #4909 on: September 23, 2016, 03:47:37 PM »
Get ready for Coz to put a Les Paul in front of that.  Hey, where do you put a Lesser Paul in your preference Kotowboy?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4910 on: September 23, 2016, 05:35:17 PM »
Get ready for Coz to put a Les Paul in front of that.  Hey, where do you put a Lesser Paul in your preference Kotowboy?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4911 on: September 23, 2016, 05:35:23 PM »
I've got a disease. it turns all my organs into butter.

And it's spreading :(

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« Reply #4912 on: September 23, 2016, 05:37:21 PM »
Lesser Paul. Lol. Damn auto correct. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4913 on: September 23, 2016, 05:38:12 PM »
Ironically you were close.

Les Paul's real name was Lester Polfus.

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« Reply #4914 on: September 23, 2016, 05:40:15 PM »
I've got a disease. it turns all my organs into butter.

And it's spreading :(

WHO SAID " I PROPSE A TOAST " ?? :angry:

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« Reply #4915 on: September 25, 2016, 12:38:43 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKyddqIhfwo/


:rollin . I love when they're funny.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4916 on: September 26, 2016, 11:26:51 AM »
Tom Brady - Those Balls are Perfect

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4919 on: September 28, 2016, 10:20:45 AM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4920 on: September 28, 2016, 10:22:06 AM »
:lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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« Reply #4921 on: September 28, 2016, 10:48:12 AM »
Oh, man!  :lol

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« Reply #4922 on: September 28, 2016, 10:49:02 AM »
Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
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« Reply #4923 on: September 28, 2016, 10:55:50 AM »
Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?

He could talk 3 times as much horse shit !

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« Reply #4924 on: September 28, 2016, 11:02:28 AM »
Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?

Thankfully no one photoshoped his lips on his ass where he does all his talking.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #4925 on: September 28, 2016, 12:34:46 PM »
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« Reply #4926 on: September 28, 2016, 02:49:30 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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« Reply #4927 on: September 28, 2016, 06:23:12 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4928 on: September 29, 2016, 09:05:39 AM »
Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?

Thankfully no one photoshoped his lips on his ass where he does all his talking.

Hey hey, it's the mic that didn't work. Had it worked he would have known all that stuff and sound great, with good words.
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« Reply #4929 on: September 29, 2016, 10:16:55 AM »
Keep prog alive - see it live!

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« Reply #4931 on: September 29, 2016, 12:05:36 PM »
Yea I usually post with description but sometimes it's funnier when it's a surprise.  :)
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« Reply #4932 on: September 29, 2016, 01:14:46 PM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4933 on: September 29, 2016, 01:50:43 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o&feature=youtu.be
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Although, Donald Trump having one mouth is bad enough. Can you imagine him with THREE?
Thankfully no one photoshoped his lips on his ass where he does all his talking.
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