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« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2014, 01:33:37 PM »
Seeing that kickstarted page that Tio linked reminded me of this one:

"Potato Salad" with a goal of 10 dollars
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

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Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet.

How much has he raised so far?
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« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2014, 01:50:22 PM »
Never gets old.
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« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2014, 02:10:37 PM »
that was a little frightening  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2014, 05:17:45 PM »
Still trying to find the "funny" in the last few...
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« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2014, 05:39:26 PM »
That's just plain creepy.
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« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2014, 05:46:27 PM »
In that sexy, fetish way. As a German I would have the whole thing upside down of course. That way I would take a golden shower every morning.
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« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2014, 12:01:53 AM »
"Potato Salad" with a goal of 10 dollars
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

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Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet.

How much has he raised so far?

Things like this just make me sad. Kickstarter has funded so many ideas with great potential for the future, and then people just trivialize that and take advantage of it, exploiting it for a quick buck.
It reminds me of when eBay was at the stage people would sell a piece of toast that resembled Jesus, or a peanut that looked like Jay Leno.
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« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2014, 04:27:48 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2014, 04:38:23 AM »
:zydar:
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« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2014, 05:15:42 AM »
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« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2014, 01:36:35 PM »
Seeing that kickstarted page that Tio linked reminded me of this one:

"Potato Salad" with a goal of 10 dollars
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

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Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet.

How much has he raised so far?
:rollin :rollin :rollin That is one of the funniest things ever  :lol

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« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2014, 02:40:28 PM »
For those that haven't clicked the link, he's raised over $60,000 so far.  You read that right.  11 days to go (as of this post).
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2014, 05:10:12 PM »
I wish I would have thought of that...I could renovate my kitchen in order to make the potato salad!  :lol
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« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2014, 07:42:02 AM »


If you'll notice, the door handle as it barrels through the door is on the opposite side from the first shot as it turns the handle.   I blame my wife for making me hyper-aware of continuity errors while watching movies.
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« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2014, 08:05:50 AM »


If you'll notice, the door handle as it barrels through the door is on the opposite side from the first shot as it turns the handle.   I blame my wife for making me hyper-aware of continuity errors while watching movies.

The same thing happened in Jurassic Park.

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« Reply #55 on: July 22, 2014, 08:14:00 AM »
Taking a screenshot in 1983.

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« Reply #56 on: July 22, 2014, 08:15:46 AM »
Following!
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« Reply #59 on: July 22, 2014, 04:20:40 PM »
It should say "Crap" since it's diet.......
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« Reply #60 on: July 22, 2014, 04:23:34 PM »


How has fox news not condemned Coke about this yet? Don't support the terror drink!
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« Reply #61 on: July 22, 2014, 04:44:49 PM »
Weird story of which I am reminded:

I was visiting my friend John one time, and opened the fridge to get a Coke.  The refrigerator door is the kind with a little compartment for a stick of butter on a tray, with a little door that keeps the butter fresh.  On the little door is a sticky note, saying:

There is no butter
There is only Zuul!

The handwriting is that of his daughter, who was maybe 14 at the time.  It took me a second, then I busted out laughing.  It heartened me to know that the next generation is turning out to be as demented as the current one.

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« Reply #62 on: July 22, 2014, 04:46:46 PM »
That's a great story! :lol
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« Reply #63 on: July 22, 2014, 10:57:41 PM »
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« Reply #64 on: July 22, 2014, 11:01:30 PM »
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« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2014, 11:03:02 PM »
Dayum. :eek :rollin

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« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2014, 03:55:19 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2014, 10:16:09 AM »
Haha, those two are great.
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« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2014, 10:57:30 AM »
This just makes me chuckle for no particular reason.  The only thing that would make it better were if it were animated and the hahahahaha scrolled across the bottom.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #69 on: July 23, 2014, 10:59:55 AM »
We need a gif of the part a few seconds later where Arnold puts his fist through the guy's face.
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