Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here. (Read 392281 times)

Chino · « **Reply #175 on:** August 05, 2014, 06:35:09 PM »

I laughed way too hard at that.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #176 on:** August 05, 2014, 11:28:50 PM »

Hot Crazy Matrix... warning: practical advice included
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU&feature=player_detailpage

? · « **Reply #177 on:** August 06, 2014, 01:59:44 AM »

bl5150 · « **Reply #178 on:** August 06, 2014, 04:29:07 AM »

A family friendly Morning Show in Australia made the mistake of taking a live cross from Andrew Dice Clay this morning

The Dice Man had this to say re the female host before the interview was terminated

Is she like a hot number?”
“Because that’s part of the thing about me coming to Australia.
“A lot of these girls that come to see me from Australia, they use that line, ‘You’ll get down under.’
“They’re sexy, they’re fuckin' hot. I’m tellin’ you. I want to kangaroo fuck half these chicks across the country….”

Not the smartest

Xanthul · « **Reply #179 on:** August 06, 2014, 04:55:42 AM »

They shouldn't even have interviewed ADC to begin with. Whatever comedy he had in him was gone like 20 years ago.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #180 on:** August 06, 2014, 05:28:43 AM »

He knows what he was doing. He's drumming up buzz being controversial. Not a shock from Dice at all.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #181 on:** August 06, 2014, 05:42:57 AM »

Never heard of him.

Zydar · « **Reply #182 on:** August 06, 2014, 05:45:25 AM »

He's in one of my favourite movies ever, Ford Fairlane.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #183 on:** August 06, 2014, 05:56:52 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 06, 2014, 05:42:57 AM

Never heard of him.

Bolsters · « **Reply #184 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:05:22 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 06, 2014, 05:42:57 AM

Never heard of him.

Same here.

cramx3 · « **Reply #185 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:07:42 AM »

I only heard of him a few years ago, but he was pretty funny back in the day. He as in the las season of entourage as himself.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #186 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:12:02 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 06, 2014, 05:42:57 AM

Never heard of him.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #187 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:15:35 AM »

You folks live in a cage. I'm not fond of him now but he was huge in the 80's for you youngsters.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #188 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:26:00 AM »

I just watched the clip on Youtube, and they were asking him a question about whether he was still edgy, so his reply seemed like a pretty desperate attempt at proving that he's edgy and relevant.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #189 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:27:55 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 06, 2014, 06:26:00 AM

I just watched the clip on Youtube, and they were asking him a question about whether he was still edgy, so his reply seemed like a pretty desperate attempt at proving that he's edgy and relevant.

Most defiantly correct Blob. At one time he was very edgy but that wore off about 5 years in. He went from playing clubs to playing stadiums back to clubs in that span.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #190 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:34:43 AM »

Hickory dickory dock ...

King Postwhore · « **Reply #191 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:41:39 AM »

Jack and Jill went up a hill......

Jill came down with $250.

bl5150 · « **Reply #192 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:41:53 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 06, 2014, 06:34:43 AM

Hickory dickory dock ...

..................almost. I had Little Miss Muffett in mind .

It wasn't that long ago that my sister and I were out somewhere and over the loudspeaker in the distance came the classic version and so we turn to each other ........"what's in the bowl bitch?"

Kotowboy · « **Reply #193 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:45:39 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on August 06, 2014, 06:15:35 AM

You folks live in a cage. I'm not fond of him now but he was huge in the 80's for you youngsters.

I was born in 1978 and from 1980 - 1989 I lived in The UAE. Our TV was from all over the place

I didn't live in the UK til 1989 and then I was only 10.

The first TV show I remember watching properly ( in the UK ) was Star Trek The Next Generation.

Chino · « **Reply #194 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:46:51 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 06, 2014, 06:34:43 AM

Hickory dickory dock ...

Some chick's been sucking my cock.
Clock struck two, dropped my goo.
Dumped the bitch down the next block!

Little Ms. Muffet sat on a tuffet. Then I fucked her.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #195 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:48:47 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on August 06, 2014, 06:45:39 AM

Quote from: kingshmegland on August 06, 2014, 06:15:35 AM
You folks live in a cage. I'm not fond of him now but he was huge in the 80's for you youngsters.

I was born in 1978 and from 1980 - 1989 I lived in The UAE. Our TV was from all over the place

I didn't live in the UK til 1989 and then I was only 10.

The first TV show I remember watching properly ( in the UK ) was Star Trek The Next Generation.

I was born in 68. you don't think I know of George Carlin and his hippy dippy weatherman or Robert Klien? I could go on.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #196 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:49:41 AM »

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Then the cunt fell off and smashed his fucking head open.

Am I edgy yet ?

Meanwhile . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9_sQGus9c&list=PLJ_TJFLc25JTST98XSvmo5CtgwC0xImz-&index=4

Coca Cola Can Unboxing

jingle.boy · « **Reply #197 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:52:41 AM »

Ahhh... the Dice nursery rhymes. Nostalgia at it's best.

Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and liked to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed

I could go on and on. Dice was a great standup, and yes... VERY edgy for a couple of years.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #198 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:54:17 AM »

You silly goose Kotowboy, at the time no one did that and it was egdy. Now everybody is shocking.

Also he blew that coke joke by not trying to open up the tab first. Sometimes those sucka's are brutal!

RuRoRul · « **Reply #199 on:** August 06, 2014, 08:54:03 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 06, 2014, 05:42:57 AM

Never heard of him.

rumborak · « **Reply #200 on:** August 06, 2014, 09:31:42 AM »

The only "Dice" I know is this guy.

lonestar · « **Reply #201 on:** August 06, 2014, 09:36:35 AM »

Little boy blew...... he needed the money....

Dice was good stuff for about ten minutes, then shit got old real quick. Shock value only went so far when you had Eddie Murphy and Robin WIlliams peaking at the same time. Murphy was fucking stand up gold back then, and unlike Clay, I can still laugh at his act.

rumborak · « **Reply #202 on:** August 06, 2014, 09:47:24 AM »

Murphy was gold for sure. Williams is too much yelling and bad impressions-making.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #203 on:** August 06, 2014, 10:34:37 AM »

I recall Vanilla Ice used to open for Dice.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #204 on:** August 06, 2014, 01:50:06 PM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #205 on:** August 06, 2014, 01:58:39 PM »

So that's what a plate job is.

Nice to see some people can keep it clean

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #206 on:** August 06, 2014, 03:56:12 PM »

I like how you can't see the chick until she laughs.

Zydar · « **Reply #207 on:** August 07, 2014, 06:08:09 AM »

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #208 on:** August 07, 2014, 07:14:46 AM »

Pogs

What the hell ever made me things these were cool,

Chino · « **Reply #209 on:** August 07, 2014, 07:24:06 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix87x on August 07, 2014, 07:14:46 AM

Pogs

What the hell ever made me things these were cool,

I have a trillion of those in my basement.

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