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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #70 on: October 25, 2009, 08:42:52 PM »
I can't believe how many times this has been bumped and people still miss it :lol

I will be back in a month to bump it again :P
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #71 on: October 25, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »
I can't believe how many times this has been bumped and people still miss it :lol

I will be back in a month to bump it again :P

Hey hey HEY! I had no internet at the time, apparently. :(


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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #72 on: October 25, 2009, 09:01:22 PM »
Suuuure :P

I think the original thread was started in June 2008 if I'm not mistaken... then whatever happened happened and I recreated it... but it's been around and bumped for a while. SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #73 on: October 25, 2009, 09:03:20 PM »
Actually, I . . .dangit woman. :'(

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #74 on: October 25, 2009, 09:31:45 PM »
 :biggrin:
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2010, 12:57:09 AM »
I was trying to find a post I made a while ago and decided to go to the first page of my posts, only to find this.

TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

RIP KEVIN.

May have to make a temp avatar change.
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2010, 01:01:12 AM »
I'd rather see that slung over a power line than a pair of ghetto shoes.
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #77 on: June 26, 2010, 01:01:48 AM »
LET ME INTRODUCE
KEVIN MOORE
A BUSHY TAILED RAT
SCIURIDAE

SUCKING ON THE WIRE
ELECTROCUTION
MAKING HIM QUITE DEAD
SAD ACCIDENT
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #78 on: June 26, 2010, 01:04:57 AM »
I chuckled, well done Sigz.  :lol


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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2010, 02:04:24 AM »
 :rollin :rollin
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #80 on: June 26, 2010, 02:44:26 AM »
LET ME INTRODUCE
KEVIN MOORE
A BUSHY TAILED RAT
SCIURIDAE

SUCKING ON THE WIRE
ELECTROCUTION
MAKING HIM QUITE DEAD
SAD ACCIDENT
FAP FAP
I imagined the story to go more like this.

I was sitting a traffic light blaring Space Dye Vest and next to me in another car was Kevin Moore. And I'll never be open again.

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #81 on: June 26, 2010, 05:35:03 AM »
this thread does not disappoint  :lol

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #82 on: June 26, 2010, 12:12:55 PM »
Neva!
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #83 on: June 26, 2010, 01:12:39 PM »
Wow, I completely forgot about this.

Bravo, Jackie! :slowclap:


Edit:  Oh my lord, I'm only now getting the connection to Hef's avatar  :facepalm:

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #84 on: June 26, 2010, 02:39:36 PM »
As hillarious as this is, why Kevin Moore? :lol
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #85 on: June 26, 2010, 02:54:28 PM »
I keep thinking jackie is hef now.
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #86 on: June 26, 2010, 09:41:28 PM »
WTF?

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2010, 12:13:09 AM »
 :lol :lol

I don't remember who first started the Kevin Moore thing. Anyone??
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2010, 12:16:30 AM »
WTF?

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Why do that?
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #89 on: June 28, 2010, 05:41:34 AM »
Ok...time to bring back Carol next........"ceiling carol is watching this thread"
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #90 on: June 28, 2010, 11:06:41 AM »
YES! Where is she??
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