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Oh Jeezus, that's killing me!

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OK, I'll post it here again:



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Kevin Moore.. What has become of you?

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That became absolutely horrid by the end! I never saw the original thread so that all came as quite a shock to me :lol

This. This whole thing is...pretty gross. As unique a situation as it is, I don't understand the fascination with it...
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That became absolutely horrid by the end! I never saw the original thread so that all came as quite a shock to me :lol

This. This whole thing is...pretty gross. As unique a situation as it is, I don't understand the fascination with it...

Welcome to the internet. It's filled with the most random shit you will ever see.
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That became absolutely horrid by the end! I never saw the original thread so that all came as quite a shock to me :lol

This. This whole thing is...pretty gross. As unique a situation as it is, I don't understand the fascination with it...

Welcome to the internet. It's filled with the most random shit you will ever see.

No kidding. xD

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2009, 05:47:44 PM »
HI EVERYONE!!!
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2009, 05:58:13 PM »
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2009, 06:59:17 PM »
What happened to the picture with Tim "Ripper" Owens cooking Kevin on a grill? That was the best one.

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2009, 07:23:20 PM »
Oh fuck, that's not in here? It's probably saved on my mom's computer :(

Anyone else??
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2009, 07:40:53 PM »
Oh. My. God.

That was...

HILARIOUS! >_>
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2009, 07:56:30 PM »
What happened to the picture with Tim "Ripper" Owens cooking Kevin on a grill? That was the best one.

Look at the other thread I just bumped :D
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2009, 10:11:04 PM »
Bout to Crash is my thread resurrection hero  :hefdaddy  :hefdaddy
     

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2009, 11:16:14 PM »
haha... well I have to resurrect myself once in a while after a couple of months of being absorbed in school, etc... and what better way to do it?


RISE, KEVIN!!!
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2009, 12:15:31 AM »
 :rollin :rollin

Oh my god. Thank you for posting that.

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Surely one day they'll work out it would be simpler and far more legal just to suckle on each others' teats in a kind of wonderful 69 of eternal calcium goodness.

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #63 on: October 25, 2009, 04:29:55 AM »
Personally I think the second set is the worst, with all the flies...

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #64 on: October 25, 2009, 05:45:25 AM »
Simply amazing.

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #65 on: October 25, 2009, 07:24:10 AM »
It just occurred to me that it's James who is known for "the claw" (that thing he does with his hand while singing a really intense note), yet the suicide squirrel is Kevin Moore.  Must be because he's so emo.

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #66 on: October 25, 2009, 09:25:32 AM »
I am the killing HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!

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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2009, 01:44:47 PM »
 :lol :lol
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2009, 01:47:49 PM »
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Re: AND I'LL SMILE AND I'LL LEARN TO PRETEND (nsfw/not for the squeamish)
« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2009, 03:00:32 PM »
I missed this thread the first time. Wow. :lol :lol :lol