Author Topic: The DTF Mini Fogey Club: 30 is the New 30! (Read 3823 times)

Zook · « **on:** July 01, 2014, 07:13:22 PM »

Let me say that I'm thrilled this forum is still active. I've been around for 8 years, but it's ~~sterile and I like the taste~~ comfortable and I enjoy posting here. Being almost an old fart, I love griping about nonsense, so I figured I'd start a thread for those who aren't quite up there but still need prunes to take a crap. I like the semi-geriatric brotherhood!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:56:02 PM »

i'm 28 where do i go

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:59:02 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 01, 2014, 07:56:02 PM

i'm 28 where do i go

To hell

wolfking · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:03:05 PM »

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 07:13:22 PM

Let me say that I'm thrilled this forum is still active. I've been around for 8 years, but it's ~~sterile and I like the taste~~ comfortable and I enjoy posting here. Being almost an old fart, I love griping about nonsense, so I figured I'd start a thread for those who aren't quite up there but still need prunes to take a crap. I like the semi-geriatric brotherhood!

I Just turned 30 bitch!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:48:32 PM »

Bald and beautiful, and showing up with my ban roll-on stick to hijack this fucker.

Scorpion · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:53:16 PM »

Psht. By the time you have raised that cane, you've probably died of old age anyway.

Zook · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2014, 09:02:37 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 01, 2014, 08:48:32 PM

Bald and beautiful, and showing up with my ban roll-on stick to hijack this fucker.

The only thing you'll be hijacking is a wheelchair, niggel.

carl320 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2014, 10:26:39 PM »

Since I'm 33, maybe I should start my own thread?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:49:37 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 01, 2014, 07:59:02 PM

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 01, 2014, 07:56:02 PM
i'm 28 where do i go

To hell

i will fight u

King Postwhore · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2014, 12:24:48 PM »

James, I know you're still upset that your Dolphins fail in the AFC every year, so I'm guessing you have as much fight as they do.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2014, 12:54:54 PM »

When Tom Brady leaves the Patriots are gonna suck

vtgrad · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2014, 01:04:45 PM »

I turned 34 this year... guess it's time for white shoes, white pants, and the condo in Del Boca Vista Phase 2.

Anybody have a pen?

chknptpie · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2014, 01:06:56 PM »

29 for 6 more months....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 02, 2014, 12:54:54 PM

When Tom Brady leaves the Patriots are gonna suck

True but is seems like he wants to play into his 40's and he's still that good. Won't lie this has been a one in a lifetime for us Pats fans.

To put into perspective how old I am, I had season tickets to the Pats from 1986 to 2013. I was 18 years old in 1986. Holy Crap!

Zook · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:58:04 PM »

Get your old ass outta my thread!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:17:42 PM »

Looks like you're having troubles recruiting folks here sonny. There's more actual fogeys than mini-fogey's in here.

Here, have one of these:

King Postwhore · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Zook on July 02, 2014, 04:58:04 PM

Get your old ass outta my thread!

I didn't here dad in that question.

Chad, where the hell did you get that?!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:39:36 PM »

BY THE POWER OF GOOGLE!!!!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2014, 08:29:00 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 02, 2014, 04:10:46 PM

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 02, 2014, 12:54:54 PM
When Tom Brady leaves the Patriots are gonna suck

True but is seems like he wants to play into his 40's and he's still that good. Won't lie this has been a one in a lifetime for us Pats fans.

To put into perspective how old I am, I had season tickets to the Pats from 1986 to 2013. I was 18 years old in 1986. Holy Crap!

I was born in 1986

TAC · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2014, 06:38:15 AM »

I believe the term "Fogey" has been copyrighted.

But I believe "Immature Asshole Club" is still available.

(Not diredcted at Zook or anyone.

)

King Postwhore · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2014, 07:13:41 AM »

jingle.boy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2014, 08:38:31 AM »

Quote from: TAC on July 03, 2014, 06:38:15 AM

I believe the term "Fogey" has been copyrighted.

But I believe "Immature Asshole Club" is still available.

(Not diredcted at Zook or anyone. )

I think "Whipper-snapper" might be free too. "Grasshopper" perhaps?

Zook · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2014, 10:45:15 AM »

Quote from: TAC on July 03, 2014, 06:38:15 AM

I believe the term "Fogey" has been copyrighted.

But I believe "Immature Asshole Club" is still available.

(Not diredcted at Zook or anyone. )

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 PM »

Quote from: TAC on July 03, 2014, 06:38:15 AM

But I believe "Immature Asshole Club" is still available.

That's me!

TAC · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2014, 10:42:19 AM »

carl320 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2014, 11:20:01 AM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 PM

Quote from: TAC on July 03, 2014, 06:38:15 AM
But I believe "Immature Asshole Club" is still available.

That's me!

You can't spell "I'm mature" without immature

bout to crash · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2014, 02:53:21 AM »

29 here, and fucking sick of people I know turning 30 and saying they feel "old." Yeah? Work with people in their nineties (and sometimes 100s!) on a regular basis and then fucking tell me you're old.

Zook · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2014, 11:48:16 PM »

Quote from: bout to crash on July 06, 2014, 02:53:21 AM

29 here, and fucking sick of people I know turning 30 and saying they feel "old." Yeah? Work with people in their nineties (and sometimes 100s!) on a regular basis and then fucking tell me you're old.

Shut up and wipe my ass!

splent · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2014, 11:52:33 PM »

Well I'm 31 so apparently I'm too young for the old club but am I too old here...?

I'll just wait

Zook · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2014, 12:41:48 AM »

You are more than welcome in my ~~cult~~ club, Splent.

Welcome.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kool-aid?

Zook · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2014, 04:48:51 PM »

Preparation H is good for the soul.

Shameless TMI filled thread revival.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #31 on:** September 01, 2014, 05:06:04 PM »

Must be the slacker generation by the amount of posts Zook.

Zook · « **Reply #32 on:** September 01, 2014, 05:16:31 PM »

splent · « **Reply #33 on:** September 01, 2014, 05:38:45 PM »

Stop slacking

King Postwhore · « **Reply #34 on:** September 01, 2014, 05:57:56 PM »

Perfect!!

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Author Topic: The DTF Mini Fogey Club: 30 is the New 30! (Read 3823 times)