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The best product reviews
« on: January 23, 2014, 09:52:14 AM »
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Haribo Gummy Worms Reviews

Edit: this wad posted in funny stuffcore thread, changed to just best reviews
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 12:19:49 PM »
Now I'm curious...
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 12:56:21 PM »
Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 01:01:15 PM »
Don't do it, Jackie!!

That sounds horrific... I went through something similar with the flu bug recently; though this sounds ten fold what that was and even then I was about to keel over.
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 01:04:03 PM »
What the lolfuck?  :rollin
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 01:05:32 PM »
Quote from: Ben_Jamin on January 23, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.

Yup. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.msg1753057#msg1753057

But since we now have a thread for them, these reviews are pretty good too!

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

[edit] This thread wouldn't be complete without the best review of all time!

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 01:17:56 PM »
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 01:33:02 PM »
Damn, I wish I could remember what product it was, but there was a product review I read about two/three years back that had me in hysterical tears from the sheer amount of laughing I was doing. Some kind of hair removal cream that burned the guy's skin, I think.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 01:40:47 PM »
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 04:50:27 PM »
Yeah, the Veet one was the first one I saw, I was in tears laughing!

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 06:20:05 PM »
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 10:09:58 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 10:24:10 PM »
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM »
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2014, 10:29:18 PM »
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Re: The best Amazon reviews
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2014, 01:27:25 AM »
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I just don't know how I feel that one click will send that TV to my house. It's a very scary thought  :lol
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM »
Quote from: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2014, 05:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM
Quote from: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
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By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol

That is absolutely brilliant!  :rollin  :rollin
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM »
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2014, 10:24:53 PM »
Quote from: FreezingPoint on January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.

Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2014, 01:42:39 PM »
Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.

https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8

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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2014, 01:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 28, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.

https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8

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This is the best review. This girl knows what's up.

"My boyfriend has a bit of an Avatar fetish, and enjoys making love during cosplay. I really need this product in blue, to complete my costume. It would also help any Smurf cosplayers out there."
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Re: The best product reviews
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2014, 01:46:15 PM »
Yea, I just read that one and thought of you Chino. Big surprise, eh?
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2014, 03:50:58 AM »
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Also found another

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl Oz

I missed that link before. Some of those are quite clever. The Poe-ish poem is quite good!
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Quote from: Podaar on January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM
Quote from: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
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That was brilliant, but this one was even better. Took me about 10 seconds to get it!

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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2017, 06:21:59 AM »
A mother's review of Kleenex Everyday Facial Tissues, 85 ct, (Pack of 36):

https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2017, 07:02:25 AM »
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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2017, 07:20:55 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2017, 07:37:49 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 24, 2014, 10:24:53 PM
Quote from: FreezingPoint on January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.

Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
I assume this was the "3 Wolves" shirt?  Legendary.

And my oldest daughter has that shirt  :lol
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