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Re: This or That!
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2013, 10:41:15 PM »
Glasses all the way. Goils with spectacles conjure up nectar from my testicles.

Linguini or penne?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2013, 12:28:12 AM »
Linguini all the way. I love the way it slithers down my throat.

African or European swallows?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #72 on: December 10, 2013, 05:27:17 AM »
Glasses all the way. Goils with spectacles conjure up nectar from my testicles.

Linguini or penne?

I first saw this...
linguini or penis  :lol

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #73 on: December 10, 2013, 05:29:18 AM »
European swallow!

Elf or Christmas Vacation?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2013, 07:22:42 AM »
Christmas Vacation.


Dr. Mario or Yoshi's Cookies?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #75 on: December 10, 2013, 08:45:58 AM »
Dr. Mario!

Time travel or space travel?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #76 on: December 10, 2013, 08:52:05 AM »
Depends on my mood  ;)

Glasses or contacts?

To answer the other one... if it's Jackie, then I am definitely the catcher.   ;)

neither, but I would choose glasses. I don't like shit in my eye.


Eat my ass or balls?

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #77 on: December 10, 2013, 12:18:22 PM »
Depends on my mood  ;)

Glasses or contacts?

To answer the other one... if it's Jackie, then I am definitely the catcher.   ;)

neither, but I would choose glasses. I don't like shit in my eye.


Eat my ass or balls?
I will let a doberman pincher have this honor! and...
balls

Al Pacino or Robert Deniro?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #78 on: December 10, 2013, 12:36:58 PM »
Depends on my mood  ;)

Glasses or contacts?

To answer the other one... if it's Jackie, then I am definitely the catcher.   ;)

neither, but I would choose glasses. I don't like shit in my eye.


Eat my ass or balls?
I will let a doberman pincher have this honor! and...
balls

Al Pacino or Robert Deniro?

Chopper, sick balls!

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Bieber or One Direction?

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #79 on: December 10, 2013, 12:43:25 PM »
One Direction of coarse!

Pizza or Sushi?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #80 on: December 10, 2013, 02:14:48 PM »
One Direction of coarse!

Pizza or Sushi?

Sushi!



Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2013, 02:44:56 PM »
Natalie Portman.

Donkeys or elephants?

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #82 on: December 10, 2013, 09:19:59 PM »
Natalie Portman.

Donkeys or elephants?

Elephants

Scenic Drive or Hike a trail?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2013, 09:52:00 PM »
Take a Hike!

The cat's alive...or the cat's dead?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2013, 11:26:06 PM »
The cat's dead

New Coke or Mike's Hard Gravy?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #85 on: December 11, 2013, 05:35:43 AM »
Mikes hard gravy

Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #86 on: December 11, 2013, 06:34:16 AM »
Mikes hard gravy

Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein?

Tough one, but Spaceballs by a cunt hair. 


Godfather I or II?

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #87 on: December 11, 2013, 11:45:08 PM »
The Godfather (first movie...set the stage)


The ability to read minds, or immortality?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #88 on: December 11, 2013, 11:53:49 PM »
Ability to read minds.

Emotion or Wisdom?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #89 on: December 12, 2013, 12:21:03 AM »
Emotion

peaches or herb?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #90 on: December 12, 2013, 05:47:23 AM »
Peaches

grace or vengeance?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #91 on: December 12, 2013, 07:59:41 AM »
grace

peanut butter or mint?

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #92 on: December 12, 2013, 08:43:42 AM »
PEANUT BUTTER  :heart :heart


Top or bottom?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #93 on: December 13, 2013, 06:56:40 AM »
Bottom

Ironman or Batman?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #94 on: December 13, 2013, 07:48:19 AM »
Iron man

Superman or Goku?

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #95 on: December 13, 2013, 07:52:11 AM »
Superman

Marvel or DC?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #96 on: December 14, 2013, 12:43:44 PM »
Marvel

Satisfying shit or two extra bucks on your paycheck
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #97 on: December 14, 2013, 11:03:02 PM »
Marvel

Satisfying shit or two extra bucks on your paycheck
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #98 on: December 15, 2013, 12:02:21 AM »
invisibility

decongestant or Deacon Jones
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #99 on: December 15, 2013, 01:51:00 PM »
Deacon Jones....back in the day if he was barreling down on a QB, he could scare the snot right out of someone.

Space Herpes or Dragon Pox?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #100 on: December 16, 2013, 03:16:14 PM »
Dragon pox (I think?)

shrimp or clams?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #101 on: December 16, 2013, 03:16:49 PM »
Shrimp.


Frodo or Bilbo?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #102 on: December 16, 2013, 05:03:01 PM »
Bilbo. I can't stand Frodo.

Captain Hook or Captain Jack Sparrow?
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Re: This or That!
« Reply #103 on: December 16, 2013, 05:07:17 PM »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: This or That!
« Reply #104 on: December 16, 2013, 05:08:03 PM »
Bilbo. I can't stand Frodo.

Captain Hook or Captain Jack Sparrow?

Hook

Bob Saget or Sagat?
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