Driving to work, there's a stretch of highway with one lane all torn up, so all the traffic has to pass by half in the other lane and half on the shoulder. So there's someone standing out there holding one of those pole signs that says SLOW on one side and STOP on the other. Facing me, it says SLOW.
As I get nearer, the person turns a bit and the profile looks... female? She's wearing regular construction-worker garb; reflective yellow vest over a flannel shirt, jeans, boots, but that's definitely a female profile. She turns again and hey, she's actually kinda cute. She's chatting with one of the other workers, but has to keep turning back to face traffic, and her ponytail keeps whipping back and forth when she turns. Traffic is moving slowly, and as I pass, I get a chance to -- ahem -- properly appraise her. Let's just say that the jeans were quite flattering. The flannel shirt wasn't too bad, either.
I think to myself: Figures, make the girl stand there holding the sign.
Then I think: Ha ha, their excuse is probably that people will slow down more, so they can check her out. But they can't really say that out loud.
But it worked, didn't it? Everyone slowed down to check out the babe holding the sign.
Women in construction zones, making the world a safer place.
Cool story, bro