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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2013, 02:06:05 PM »
On the backs of Petrucci :metal

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« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2013, 02:20:05 PM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »
Holy shit I loved this last time!!!!

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« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2013, 03:24:45 PM »
I have one in mind, but I will wait to post it until I have more time and when the first wave of creativity will subside, so to make a greater impression  ;D
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« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2013, 04:12:40 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2013, 04:47:24 PM »
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« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2013, 04:50:27 PM »
I love reading these threads, but I do doubt you'd find the album in Murcia. Love it though.
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« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2013, 05:11:34 PM »

Might be the booze, but I don't get it. Someone go Cpt. Obv. on me.


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« Reply #47 on: July 12, 2013, 05:18:56 PM »
Sharknado.

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« Reply #49 on: July 12, 2013, 05:32:43 PM »
Title reference!











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« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2013, 05:35:25 PM »
The Enemy Inside?

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« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2013, 05:36:27 PM »
yup  :tup

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« Reply #53 on: July 12, 2013, 05:46:46 PM »
I highly doubt you'll figure THAT one out, drunk or not!  ;)
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« Reply #54 on: July 12, 2013, 06:36:30 PM »
Okay, here's my first effort:







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« Reply #55 on: July 12, 2013, 06:38:56 PM »
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« Reply #56 on: July 12, 2013, 06:39:49 PM »
Love it
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #57 on: July 12, 2013, 06:41:19 PM »
:lol That's what I was gonna do. I just haven't got Photoshop or Paint :)


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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #58 on: July 12, 2013, 07:01:10 PM »
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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« Reply #59 on: July 12, 2013, 07:03:34 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin at both of them!

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« Reply #60 on: July 12, 2013, 07:15:17 PM »
Here's my try  :D


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« Reply #61 on: July 12, 2013, 07:22:46 PM »
Nuggetz!

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« Reply #62 on: July 12, 2013, 07:33:36 PM »
here's a couple things that are getting me there..


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« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2013, 08:37:28 PM »
^^^Right on!   :tup
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« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2013, 09:18:17 PM »
Why resort to simple piracy when you can use Space Piracy...


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« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2013, 11:23:06 PM »
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« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2013, 11:24:35 PM »
"Uh OhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (F#)
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2013, 11:29:49 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2013, 12:30:34 AM »
Great ones :lol
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