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Like we did with ADTOE:

Show us in Paint your different ways to get to the new DT album.

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 09:11:39 AM »
 :corn
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2013, 09:16:36 AM »


The plant fell out of orbit, because it's not round. You see?
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2013, 09:17:30 AM »
:clap:  Nice start.
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2013, 09:18:25 AM »
:lol Good start Rich!

I loved this thread last time around, should be some good stuff coming up...

Also, even in that small version of the album art I can see the cut-off and it makes me angry.

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2013, 09:29:30 AM »
NSFW (already).

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2013, 09:31:26 AM »


*edit* just realized that I got ninja'd by the original thread. Probably should have read thru it before hand : /
« Last Edit: July 12, 2013, 11:34:46 AM by JPX »

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2013, 09:37:38 AM »
;D
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2013, 09:59:44 AM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2013, 10:30:04 AM »
The plant fell out of orbit, because it's not round. You see?


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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2013, 10:32:59 AM »
Oh my, YES!!!  :D

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2013, 10:43:43 AM »


Turns out, BiTS is about the wait for DT12.

  • "And at last the time has come, To unite again as one" clearly referrs to all the speculation generated because Mangini's involved in the writing process this time
  • "The fabric of reality is tearing apart" refers to the cut-off on the cover
  • And "On a journey to renew my life" refers to the lives we'll all get back after we stop this crazy speculation

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« Last Edit: July 12, 2013, 10:49:50 AM by JoeG »

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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2013, 10:55:03 AM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2013, 10:59:36 AM »
 :rollin :rollin

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2013, 11:03:14 AM »
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2013, 11:06:14 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2013, 11:06:37 AM »
NSFW (already).

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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2013, 11:43:51 AM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2013, 11:46:57 AM »
OMG I was waiting for this :corn
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2013, 12:01:48 PM »



I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2013, 12:02:19 PM »
Haha of course :lol
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2013, 12:41:34 PM »
It has been such a long time I have had this fun reading DTF  :rollin.


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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to the new DT album!
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2013, 01:08:29 PM »
I don't have Photoshop or even MS Paint. . . So i'll sit out this thread...


Besides....


It'll make a change where my picture ISN'T the funniest one in the thread.


Gotta give others a chance !!! :neverusethis:

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« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2013, 01:11:26 PM »
I'm not sure if this works, but I got MS Paint and a sly video game reference, so what the fuck.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/1bfgvttrnt7sw5h/sly%20and%20dt.JPG

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« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2013, 02:01:48 PM »
I know, too soon.  :xbones


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« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2013, 02:02:34 PM »
On the backs of Petrucci :metal
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« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2013, 02:05:45 PM »







He was the album all along!!