Author Topic: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners (Read 9296 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #70 on:** May 20, 2013, 03:31:25 PM »

O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. --- Mr. Brown; Resevoir Dogs

Kotowboy · « **Reply #71 on:** May 20, 2013, 03:44:31 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on May 20, 2013, 03:24:49 PM

"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"

"Ooooh, you hit me with glasses. Well played, well played sir."

- Wreck-It Ralph

Just saw that recently. Not a bad movie.

Zook · « **Reply #72 on:** May 20, 2013, 03:47:46 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on May 20, 2013, 03:24:49 PM

"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"

"Ooooh, you hit me with glasses. Well played, well played sir."

- Wreck-It Ralph

Watched that yesterday. Best part of the movie.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #73 on:** May 20, 2013, 03:51:32 PM »

John C. Reilly ( sp ? ) Is a great actor.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #74 on:** May 20, 2013, 05:46:07 PM »

I bet she gives great helmet. -- Dark Helmet

Solo Star, Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -- Dark Helmet.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #75 on:** May 20, 2013, 06:38:59 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 20, 2013, 05:46:07 PM

I bet she gives great helmet. -- Dark Helmet

Solo Star, Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -- Dark Helmet.

Take it to the comedy one-liner thread dude.

If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. --- Clarence Worley; True Romance

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #76 on:** May 20, 2013, 08:09:37 PM »

Tommy Five-Tone: Did I miss anything?
Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything." Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything." I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"

- Hudson Hawk

Kotowboy · « **Reply #77 on:** May 20, 2013, 08:13:21 PM »

Hudson Hawk is an AWFUL film though !

jingle.boy · « **Reply #78 on:** May 20, 2013, 09:05:48 PM »

Ahh... but other Bruce Willis movies were not.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. -- Jimmy Dix; The Last Boy Scout

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #79 on:** May 20, 2013, 09:06:53 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on May 20, 2013, 08:13:21 PM

Hudson Hawk is an AWFUL film though !

It's so awful it's great though....

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #80 on:** May 20, 2013, 09:12:12 PM »

"Uh... Strangers... I hate this. Do they want to share what they got or take what you got? Do you say 'hi' or do you blow them away? "

The Postman, The Postman

Zook · « **Reply #81 on:** May 20, 2013, 09:28:59 PM »

RUUUUUUUUUUUN!

GOOOO!

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

TheGreatPretender · « **Reply #82 on:** May 20, 2013, 10:16:29 PM »

"I'm your worst nightmare."
-John Rambo, Rambo III

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #83 on:** May 20, 2013, 10:33:56 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on May 19, 2013, 05:11:19 PM

Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Kirk
Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Spock

Danny Madigan: How'd you know there was a guy in there?
Jack Slater: There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
Last Action Hero

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #84 on:** May 21, 2013, 04:19:42 AM »

There are two kinds of spurs, my friend - those that come in by the door *crosses self*... and those that come in by the window.--Tuco, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

puppyonacid · « **Reply #85 on:** May 21, 2013, 04:36:37 AM »

"No!" - Agent Smith, The Matrix

XJDenton · « **Reply #86 on:** May 21, 2013, 01:39:37 PM »

"I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Taken

rumborak · « **Reply #87 on:** May 21, 2013, 05:39:17 PM »

Is that a good movie BTW?

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #88 on:** May 22, 2013, 12:52:45 AM »

Quote from: rumborak on May 21, 2013, 05:39:17 PM

Is that a good movie BTW?

Oh hell yes. Second one, not so much. It's not bad; it's just a rehash.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #89 on:** May 22, 2013, 05:22:05 AM »

You're about to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin mother fucker, mother fucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m "Superfly TNT". I’m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We’re fucking switching. I’m washing the windows, and you picking up this nigga's skull. --- Jules; Pulp Fiction

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #90 on:** May 22, 2013, 06:49:25 AM »

I LOVE that scene.

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. - The Terminator, T2: Judgment Day

slycordinator · « **Reply #91 on:** May 22, 2013, 12:13:53 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

jingle.boy · « **Reply #92 on:** May 22, 2013, 02:13:01 PM »

I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force. -- Captain Frank Ramsey; Crimson Tide

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #93 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:10:46 PM »

Ace Hunter: Here comes The Egg...
Dallas: And that's no "yolk."
Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?
Dallas: "More on"?
Eggstrum: Exactly.

- The greatest action film of all time - MEGAFORCE

TheGreatPretender · « **Reply #94 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:51:59 AM »

"You were going to kill him!"
"Of course. I'm a Terminator."
-John Connor & The Terminator, Terminator 2

Podaar · « **Reply #95 on:** May 23, 2013, 10:17:58 AM »

"You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass." -- The Stranger; High Plains Drifter

KevShmev · « **Reply #96 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:21:54 PM »

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!" -O-Ren, Kill Bill Volume 1

KevShmev · « **Reply #97 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:25:03 PM »

"I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them." - Bill, Kill Bill Volume 2

TheGreatPretender · « **Reply #98 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:33:10 PM »

"You break my record. Now I break you. Like I break your friend."
Chong Li, Bloodsport

jingle.boy · « **Reply #99 on:** May 23, 2013, 02:33:01 PM »

Dead or alive, you're coming with me. --- Robocop; Robocop

Implode · « **Reply #100 on:** May 23, 2013, 02:59:34 PM »

"Put the bunny back in the box." -Nic Cage in Con Air

TempusVox · « **Reply #101 on:** May 23, 2013, 03:21:23 PM »

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? "

"What is this Mickey Mouse horseshit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?"

~ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Full Metal Jacket

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #102 on:** May 23, 2013, 10:58:57 PM »

Think you used enough dynamite, there, Butch? - Sundance, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

TheGreatPretender · « **Reply #103 on:** May 23, 2013, 11:44:17 PM »

"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
-Jayne, Serenity

jingle.boy · « **Reply #104 on:** May 24, 2013, 06:11:58 AM »

Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets. --- Captain Ramium; The Hunt For Red October

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Author Topic: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners (Read 9296 times)