Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164218 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #595 on:** May 31, 2013, 06:12:43 PM »

.....so as far as genital warts are concerned.....how's THIS cluster rank?

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #596 on:** May 31, 2013, 06:40:40 PM »

Have we gotten a lock on my spaceship's homing beacon yet?

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #597 on:** May 31, 2013, 07:19:40 PM »

I always try to pull out, before she wakes up.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #598 on:** May 31, 2013, 08:24:34 PM »

Yes, Charles Manson is a reference.

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #599 on:** June 03, 2013, 04:39:40 AM »

Whats the difference between a pedophile and a Formula 1 driver? Well i'm not a formula 1 driver.

lonestar · « **Reply #600 on:** June 03, 2013, 09:34:44 AM »

Ooh, damn burritos...

Podaar · « **Reply #601 on:** June 03, 2013, 10:22:06 AM »

..[ahem]...anywho, does it like to put the lotion on it's skin?

soundgarden · « **Reply #602 on:** June 03, 2013, 12:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Podaar on June 03, 2013, 10:22:06 AM

..[ahem]...anywho, does it like to put the lotion on it's skin?

ha, ok this is winner

you're up

Podaar · « **Reply #603 on:** June 03, 2013, 03:47:54 PM »

jingle.boy - 6
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -3
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
TheLordOfTheStrings- 2
TheSilentHam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
DebraKadabra - 1
masterthes - 1
Sir GuitarCozmo-1
soundgarden - 1
Podaar - 1

Bad parenting moments.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #604 on:** June 03, 2013, 04:57:41 PM »

Go feed that bear some honey Mikey!!

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #605 on:** June 03, 2013, 05:31:41 PM »

Kim Kardashian's conception.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #606 on:** June 03, 2013, 05:34:32 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 03, 2013, 05:31:41 PM

Kim Kardashian's conception.

This makes my heart warm..........

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #607 on:** June 03, 2013, 06:13:47 PM »

Try to incorporate a little more tongue, and then I'll give you your allowance!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #608 on:** June 03, 2013, 08:58:54 PM »

No no son; that's a Cleveland Steamer. *This*, is a Rusty Trombone.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #609 on:** June 03, 2013, 10:01:41 PM »

No Klara, leave little Adolf in the cellar - time alone in the dark will develop character. If he gets thirsty, there is plenty of cider down there. What's the worst that could happen - he ends up hating juice?

lonestar · « **Reply #610 on:** June 03, 2013, 11:17:59 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 03, 2013, 04:57:41 PM

Go feed that bear some honey Mikey!!

And real life creeps in.....

https://darwinawards.com/personal/personal2000-36.html

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #611 on:** June 04, 2013, 01:15:00 AM »

"He touched you where?! And you didn't ask for money afterward?!?!"

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #612 on:** June 04, 2013, 07:36:33 AM »

Paris, we bought you a new video camera for your birthday! It even has a cool night vision feature!

lonestar · « **Reply #613 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:05:05 AM »

Now son, if you cut the dope with baby laxative, you can double your profits easily.

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #614 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:10:37 AM »

And this next one, a personal favorite of mine, is called Bad Romance.

Podaar · « **Reply #615 on:** June 04, 2013, 11:58:49 AM »

By the lack of responses I guess that was a pretty lame "scene" but kudos to those who participated for sticking with it. I'd like to give a shout-out to jingle for the comedy call back which is a fine technique but this one made me laugh out loud.

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 04, 2013, 07:36:33 AM

Paris, we bought you a new video camera for your birthday! It even has a cool night vision feature!

I don't know what frightens me more; that Cozmo seems to know so much about fifth-tier celebrities or that I get his references!

Your up Coz!

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #616 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:10:32 PM »

Woohoo!

jingle.boy - 6
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -3
lonestar- 3
Scorpion - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheLordOfTheStrings- 2
TheSilentHam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
BlobVanDam - 1
DebraKadabra - 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1
Podaar - 1

Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #617 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:16:04 PM »

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

And when you put your dipstick down that hole, it's a bad sign if it comes up dark.

I prefer a little junk in the trunk.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #618 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:19:03 PM »

Damn, I wish someone else had submitted this one. Are we allowed to comment on our own topics?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #619 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:35:30 PM »

Why not .. But you can't win. I'd do it at the end tho, in case someone does have your idea.

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #620 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:37:48 PM »

Damn this is dirty. I should take it in for a wash..

TempusVox · « **Reply #621 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:39:23 PM »

Wow! You could fit six in there!

Man, she can really take a beating.

Wow! She is Ram tough!

It's compact, but makes a hell of a noise.

She's got dual air bags, heated seat, and a cup holder.

She's for sale, if you're interested...call me!

She can really burn rubber.

I like to go downtown, and take her top off.

I let my family take her for a spin once in a while.

She's only five years old.

She looks better with the top off.

My wife bought her for me as a gift.

I got her used, and you can really see the wear and tear from the previous owner.

I bought her off some guy on the internet.

If you think this one's nice, you should see the other ones I have at home.

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #622 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:47:27 PM »

So what do you think of that rimjob?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #623 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:48:39 PM »

Sometimes, me and the boys will all just pile in at once.

Only costs $40 to fill 'er up.

My dad has the same model, just a few years younger.

Yes, it IS a hybrid.

I had one of these when I was a teenager. It was a helluva lot hotter and sexier back then.

Podaar · « **Reply #624 on:** June 04, 2013, 01:09:01 PM »

Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

She may be old but she's made a lot of money for me. I almost hate to trade her in for a newer one.

I've had to eat a lot of Top Ramen to be able to afford her.

I hate that I chose black. I just can't keep her clean!

Don't laugh, Buddy. That sucker's turbocharged.

It's not the years that wore her down. It's the mileage.

lonestar · « **Reply #625 on:** June 04, 2013, 01:44:07 PM »

Fuck dumping a bunch of cash into a new model, I'm driving this piece of shit till it dies on the road.

I like it better with the bra on. (this one's for you Coz)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #626 on:** June 04, 2013, 02:05:16 PM »

I quit trying to get the stains out...no matter what they just end up back there thicker and stickier.

It'd take a lot of effort to roll this baby over...

Yeah, her back seat has a bunch of cracks and hair on it. Mostly from letting the dog get his jollies off riding back there.

lonestar · « **Reply #627 on:** June 04, 2013, 02:54:52 PM »

Yesterday I let our eight year old son drive her around, just for shits and giggles.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #628 on:** June 04, 2013, 03:43:12 PM »

This ride gets me trim.

I paid $20,000 and I get to ride her all the time.

That color makes that ride look fat.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #629 on:** June 04, 2013, 03:47:02 PM »

I wish Thelma and Louise would take her for a little ride.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164218 times)